Waffle isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. He's extremely enthusiastic, goofy and giddy, but he's just about as dumb as they come. Waffle is a free spirit who's overly optimistic and pretty much a pushover. He gets super-excited about all things silly and comes up with seriously lame lies. Waffle has been wowed by revolving doors, wishes roller coasters were public transportation, would eat donuts straight from donut trees (if there were such a thing) and he'd love to smell the flowers printed on your shirt. Oh, and he really loves his pet newts. But who doesn't?