Fairly Odd Parents


			Da Rules Welcome to the Fairy Academy! Being a Fairy Godparent is no easy task. You can't just go around waving your wand willy-nilly, you know! There are rules to wand waving and YOU WILL RESPECT "DA RULES"—or you'll be standing tall before head drill instructor Jorgen Von Strangle!
			Rule #1: Fairy Godparents only grant wishes to kids! Rule #2: Fairy Godparents can't ever be seen by ANYONE but the kid they watch over! Rule #3: A kid with Fairy Godparents can't tell anyone they exist! Rule #4: Fairy Godparents can't ever interfere with TRUE LOVE—even when it's true love between a marauding alien prince and your gross babysitter. Sorry, but those are "Da Rules."