GRAM-GRAM (PRISCILLA EGGERT)
She can't hear or chew very well, but she'll introduce
you to the pavement if you mess with Pelswick. This is a lady who played
fullback for her high school football team. Who enjoyed a successful career
as a professional wrestler. Who digs hang gliding, skateboarding and scuba
diving in the lobster tank at the super market. And who has been known
to fully immerse herself in mud, Green Beret-style, in order to spy on
and ambush bullies who mess with Pelswick. Pelwick's grandmom is one tough
old bird. |