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QUENTIN EGGERT You know how some people always try to see both sides of every argument, and really respect everybody involved, and never, ever offend anybody, or say anything even remotely mean or opinionated, or burp? Pelswick's dad is all of those people rolled into one times 50. He says things like "This is my chance to be creatively proactive, while respecting the unique personhood of my enemies and remembering that nobody's wrong, they're just differently right!" He's kind of a wimp. Except when it comes to his family. Then you definitely don't want to mess with this Mr. Milquetoast. |
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