Penelope: You're lucky to be Amanda's health care provider.

Doctor: Yes, well, I studied extensively at Harvard University for...

Penelope: You're wasting my life. What illness have you treated sweet Amanda for?

Doctor: Last week she had an ear infection.

Penelope: Sweet Mother! Did you cure her?

Doctor: Yes, yes. She's fine now.

Penelope: Thank goodness. What is Amanda's blood type?

Doctor: O negative.

Penelope: Mine is A positive. Can I get mine changed?

Doctor: No.

Penelope: Next time Amanda has an appointment, do you think you could call me?

Doctor: Security!!!

Penelope: Why do it?