Penelope: You're lucky to be Amanda's health care provider.
Doctor: Yes, well, I studied extensively at Harvard University for...
Penelope: You're wasting my life. What illness have you treated sweet Amanda for?
Doctor: Last week she had an ear infection.
Penelope: Sweet Mother! Did you cure her?
Doctor: Yes, yes. She's fine now.
Penelope: Thank goodness. What is Amanda's blood type?
Doctor: O negative.
Penelope: Mine is A positive. Can I get mine changed?
Penelope: Next time Amanda has an appointment, do you think you could call me?
Penelope: Why do it?