Penelope: When you were pregnant, you actually got to have Amanda inside your belly for nine months. Do you miss it?
Amanda's Mom: Yes, I miss all the activity!!
Penelope: Are your friends who had babies jealous that you had Amanda and they didn't?
Amanda's Mom: I don't think they knew my tummy contents would turn out to be so talented.
Penelope: When did you realize your daughter was the greatest human being on the planet?
Amanda's Mom: When you e-mailed me and told me, Penelope.
Penelope: Did you do anything special when you were pregnant to make Amanda so talented?
Amanda's Mom: I ate a lot of peanut butter.
Penelope: Can I live with you and Amanda and call you Mom like she does?
Amanda's Mom: No.
Penelope: What is Amanda's favorite condiment?
Amanda's Mom: Sugar.
Penelope: How much allowance does Amanda get?
Amanda's Mom: $5.00 a week
Penelope: What was Amanda's first word?
Amanda's Mom: Da Da
Penelope: Where's Amanda?
Amanda's Mom: You just missed her...she just left.