Penelope: Who are you, please?
Teacher: I'm Dan. Amanda's teacher.
Penelope: What is it like teaching someone smarter than you?
Teacher: It's a challenge.
Penelope: What is Amanda's favorite subject?
Teacher: I would have to say art.
Penelope: Have you ever considered starting a business where you sell Amanda's old tests?
Teacher: No, do you know anybody who'd actually buy them?
Penelope: Duh, please. Did Amanda stick any of her gum under her desk?
Teacher: I don't think so.
Penelope: Then can I have the desk?
Teacher: I think she'll need the desk.
Penelope: What does Amanda write with?
Teacher: What does she write with? A pencil.
Penelope: Good. I will only write with a pencil from now on, please. Where's Amanda?
Teacher: I'd really prefer not to tell you.