We don't have to tell you that SpongeBob is WAY cooler than your everyday, average kitchen sponge. But we will anyway! Here are some reasons why this little guy is ten times cooler than anything you might find next to the sink.
1. Real sponges don't wear pants. SpongeBob can.
Pants > no pants. It's as simple as that, really. When it comes to style, SpongeBob comes out on top.