SpongeBob is getting fired from the Krusty Krab?! This has got to be the most shocking news to ever hit Bikini Bottom! How can SpongeBob fill the patty-shaped hole in his life? Well, we're here to help. If he wasn't a fry cook extraordinaire, here's some odd jobs we think would fit his skill set.
He may specialize in patty flipping, but this Sponge knows how to shred! Just imagine your favorite tunes in the sweet stylings of Mr. Squarepants. Plus, he is friends with a star who lives under a rock, so that's almost the same thing.