Simon's Evil Lair

Even though evil villains spend most of their time plotting to take over the world, they're still pretty cool. That's why we dedicated a Kids' Choice Awards category to them! But while picking out our vote for KCA Best Villain, we started thinking... where would this villain put their blimp if they won? Their super-secret evil lair, perhaps? And then we wondered, what would their evil lair look like?? Well, we're about to tell you. Check out our made-up secret fortress for KCA nom Simon Cowell!

Okay, so first thing's first. This guy is all about judging. It's what he does for a living! At home in his villainous cave, that wouldn't change. Even if the only co-judges available are his stuffed animals, Teddy and Froggy, he'll be staring you down and rating you on a scale of 1 to 10. Secondly, his closet would be filled with one thing and one thing only. Black tee shirts. It's all this guy wears!

Finally, what kind of crooked plotting would be going down in his evil lair? Why, Simon would be searching for the world's best singing group to dominate the planet's music business! Wait. Didn't he try that already with the boys of One Direction?? ;)

Get out there and submit your vote for KCA 2013's Best Villain. You only have one week left!