Why SpongeBob Is More Than A Sponge

Posted on Dec 10, 2013

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We don't have to tell you that SpongeBob is WAY cooler than your everyday, average kitchen sponge. But we will anyway! Here are some reasons why this little guy is ten times cooler than anything you might find next to the sink.

1. Real sponges don't wear pants. SpongeBob can.
Pants > no pants. It's as simple as that, really. When it comes to style, SpongeBob comes out on top.

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2. SpongeBob never has to wash other people's dishes. Only his own.
Both sponges have tons of experience scrubbing plates, but SpongeBob at least gets a break from cleaning every now and again! If Mr. Krabs is being generous, that is...

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3. He's the only sponge that's been promoted to Fry Cook.
A sponge that can make Krabby Patties like SpongeBob can deserves way more, but at least it's something. Eventually real sponges either get thrown out, or worse: toilet duty.

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4. He's got a great laugh!
Have you ever seen a real sponge crack a smile? SpongeBob is always the life of the party, while real sponges, well, they're just boring.

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5. Real sponges get moldy, while SpongeBob still has that new sponge smell!
Even after a long day of work SpongeBob smells fresher than jellyfish fields. Real sponges... not so much.

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6. Living in a pineapple is much cooler than living a sink.
SpongeBob's house is more than just a fruit -- it's a home. Plus, you can eat it! That's way better soaking up dirty dishwater in a cold and slimy sink.

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7. He's super bubbly -- without soap!
Forget the cleaning supplies, SpongeBob doesn't need suds one bit! He's naturally bubbly and bursting with energy.

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8. Since he's always underwater, he'll never dry out!
Living in Bikini Bottom means this sponge is guaranteed to stay bouncy forever. A normal kitchen sponge has MAYBE a few hours of squishiness. On a good day!


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SpongeZeus
If SpongeBob ruled the world...

that world would be full of Krabby Patties.

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