SpongeBob is getting fired from the Krusty Krab?! This has got to be the most shocking news to ever hit Bikini Bottom! How can SpongeBob fill the patty-shaped hole in his life? Well, we're here to help. If he wasn't a fry cook extraordinaire, here's some odd jobs we think would fit his skill set.
He may specialize in patty flipping, but this Sponge knows how to shred! Just imagine your favorite tunes in the sweet stylings of Mr. Squarepants. Plus, he is friends with a star who lives under a rock, so that's almost the same thing.
Instead of a spatula, what if SpongeBob picked up a paintbrush? Patty-making is an art, so of course it would come naturally to him. You might be looking at the next Picasso!
Instead of wow-ing the crowd with his amazing patties, SpongeBob could blow away Bikini bottom as the head of an underwater circus! For his first act, he'd have a ferocious snail jump through a hoop. Wait for it... wait for it... Okay, this could take a while.
We all know SpongeBob can be a bit of a daredevil. As a motorcyclist, he'd never have to worry about harsh wipe outs. He's so porous and squishy, he always bounces back!
A Chum Bucket Fry Cook!
Would SpongeBob really head to the home of Mr. Krabs' arch nemesis, just to keep himself in business? Well, the chumsticks would be more delicious if cooked by a professional.
Wait a second, what are we saying?! SpongeBob without the Krabby Patty? It's just wrong, we say. Wrong! Something has GOT to be done about this....