Mr. Hank Muffin

Occupation: Teacher

Hair: Pointy

Eyes: Googly

Hobbies: Building model Swiss villages

Place I'd Like to Live: In a bouncy house! With a detached bouncy garage.

Secret Identity: Hank Mufflin, The Human Bat!

Best attribute: I forget. Oh wait, it's my elephant-like memory!

Quotes: "Twelve years to retirement. Twelve years to retirement..."