Heyyy now, what's going on here?!? We have combed Miley Cyrus' KCA bio and all of her KCA trivia quizzes, and haven't found a trace of Miley's secret...mustache?!? At first we thought it had to be a fake, but look at how well it matches her hair color! Ok fine, just kidding, it obviously can't be real. Miley is in the spotlight all day, every day, and a 'stache like that would take weeks to grow. Especially for a girl! Kind of a shame... Can you imagine how that thing would catch the slime? Anyway, what is going on here? Any guesses? Post your thoughts on the KCA boards and we'll get back to you with an answer, right here, in a couple of hours.