THE KCA SLIME IS MISSING!!!
We just got word from the crew setting up in L.A., and there's a SERIOUS slime crime going on. There's a slime thief!! No, we're not joking. ALL OF THE KCA SLIME IS GONE!! How are we going to get through the show tomorrow with no green goo?! Someone please help us!!
If you know who stole the slime, PLEASE tell them to send it back! What are we going to do if the KCAs are slime-less?! All of that glorious, green, globbery goo, GONE! Ohhhh the a-goo-ny!!!
....APRIL FOOOOOOOOOLS!!! The slime is safe and sound and all ready for the oo-eist, goo-eist KCAs EVER!