SpongeBob's Funniest Quotes

Posted on Mar 22, 2011 by KCA Kid

Lots of cartoons are funny -- duh! Four of them are nominated for Kids' Choice Awards! -- but SpongeBob is one that we can turn on and we just know that we're gonna be LOLing a LOT. Check out some of our favorite quotes from the show, and add yours to the list as you think of them!

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-"I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly." - Mr. Krabs
-"Excuse me, sir, but you're sitting on my body, which is also my face." - SpongeBob Squarepants
-"Isn't this great Squidward? Its just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us." - SpongeBob SquarePants
-"Squidward, you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter!" - SpongeBob SquarePants
-"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!" - Spongebob SquarePants
-"This city needs to be destroyed!!! Or at least painted another color." - Squidward
-"Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today!" - Spongebob SquarePants
-"I'm so cold, I can use my nose drippings as chopsticks." - Spongebob SquarePants

Ha! That was fun. If you love SpongeBob, you'll want to vote SpongeBob SquarePants for KCA Favorite Cartoon!