Episode 1-
Me: Hello everyone! Welcome to the- *huge crash* What is- *another huge crash*
*Aang and Sokka come running out from backstage screaming like little girls*
Me: What on earth is going on back there!?
Aang: (panting) Toph thinks she's melon lord again! She's trying to capture us all!
Sokka: Yeah, and she took ALL of the meat! What are we gonna do? I think I might just die without it! *starts crying*
Me: *rolls eyes* I'll handle this.
(I walk backstage and Toph is surrounded my flaming melons, and has Zuko tied to a chair)
Toph: Mwahahaha! Bow down to Melon Lord!
Zuko: That was a one time thing! Now untie me and give me back my bag!
Toph: Never! Mwahahaha!
Me: *looks at bag* Zuko, that's my purse! Why do you have it?
Zuko: It matches my scar. I just wanna accessorize!
Toph: *stops laughing* Wait, you're carrying her purse? *starts laughing uncontrollably again*
Me: *face palms*
(Azula comes out of nowhere)
Azula: I will destroy all of you!!!
Toph: Hey that's my job!
*They start fighting and rocks and fire go everywhere*
Katara: Does this mean the show can be over now? I have to re-loop my hair.
Me: *sighs* Yeah. See you next time on Avatar Co- *camera catches fire*
*static, then blank screen