Patrick: Uh...Hello people of the internet. This is the place where I ask you questions...wait, that's not right. You ask me questions. Will there be nachos there?
Squidward: Hello. It is I, the great Squidward Tentacles. I am flattered that you all want to exceed in my knowledge by asking me questions. Ask away!
Sandy: Ye haw!!! Howdy, y'all! Its me, Sandy Cheeks! Man, you all asking me questions is gonna be more exciting than a bullfrog riding a horsefly! Woo!
Mr Krabs: Hello. I am Eugine Krabs and I like money. If I have to answer your questions, then in exchange you have go go visit the Krusty Krab. Is it a deal?
Plankton: Citizens of Earth, it is your ruler, Plankton! I am very busy planning to steal the formula, but I have enough time to answer your questions.
Go ahead and ask anyone a question!