OH YEAAA~! Finished the part! :D
Pineapples and Hamburgers Under the Sea : Part 3
*our heroes are swimming down to Bikini Bottom with Sandy, wearing helmets so they can breathe*
Okami: I wonder what we're gonna see down here...
Nanami: And I wonder when I'M GOING TO GET MY POWERS, AUTHOR ME!
Author Me: ... *slowly swims away from Nanami*
Hyuna: Wait, is this going to be one of those episodes where Author Me just puts random things at random times and watch our reaction?
Random Blonde Dude: *wearing helmet as well* HARK! THE CALL OF THE FANGIRLS, THE PIE, THE FISH! They summon me forth for a random cameo! Waka, Kawaii's gift to fangirls, is here! Bonjour! :D
Author Me: OMGOMGOMG CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH YOU'RE LIKE SO CHEESY BUT YOUR LIKE SO EPIC AND HAWT OMGOMGOMG *squeal*
Random Blonde Dude: o_o... *swims away*
Author Me: NUUU!! COME BACK, WAKA! T_T
Hyuna: Yep, it's one of those episodes.
Prometheus: Why is it taking so long to sink down to the Bikini Bottom?
Sandy: Don't call me dude, partner. -_- Also, it's taking so long because of the mass of the water is greater than out own as we go down, then the law of terminal velocity comes to effect and as we go down, the electrons and protons comes smashing together and, with enough energy and the perfect technology that has not been invented yet so far, cause the Earth and Sun to align, creating a wormhole in the process and... *keeps talking all sciencey stuff*
Prometheus: I regret I asked. T_T
Lali: Water, water everywhere yet not a drop to drink!
Kai-Jin: Why does that quote sound so familiar...?
*a book entitled "A Rime of the Ancient Mariner" floats by*
Kai-Jin: Oh! I remember! It's from Finding Nemo! :D
Sandy: We're here, folks!
*Bikini Bottom is in ruins*
Hyuna: Wow, this place is like Atlantis!
Lali: Actually, not really. *points to a shiny massive busy city with lights and skyscrapers underwater*
Hyuna: How do you know it's Atlantis? o_o
Lali: *points to massive sign with giant lights that say "WELCOME TO ATLANTIS! Except for Timmy Turner and Cosmo."* (anyone get that reference? :D)
Okami: What happened this place?
Sandy: Good question. Well, Plankton and this guy with a bald haircut and evil mustache and cape teamed up to -
Prometheus: Wait... what type of bald cut is it? Shiny bald, or bald bald?
Sandy: Shiny bald.
Prometheus: OMG IT'S EVIL GUY!!
Kagu: Does all the evil villains have to be bald and have a mustache?
Author Me: WHO DOESN'T LOVE CLICHES? :D
*all the cliche haters of the world come with Pie Shooter 1000s in their hands/paws*
Author Me: ... Um, WHO DOESN'T HATE CLICHES? *nervous laugh*
*all the cliche haters leave*
Sandy: *ahem* Anyway, the bald dude you call "Evil Guy" has teamed up with Plankton to rule Bikini Bottom. They're looking for the Krabby Patty Queen!
Everyone: Krabby Patty Queen?
Sandy: Why, today's National Krabby Patty Day, folks! Every year, there is a contest for who will be the Krabby Patty Queen! It's an important day for Bikini Bottom, and if Plankton and Evil Guy capture the Krabby Patty Queen the holiday would be ruined! T_T
Kuni: It's just a holiday.
Sandy: Oh, did I mention that the Krabby Patty Queen wears a Krabby Patty Crown which contains the secret code to the secret recipe?
Kuni: Whut happens if he gets the recipe? It's just a hamburger -
Kai-Jin: DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT ABOUT KRABBY PATTIES! *glare*
Kagu: Wow, this place is a wreck!
*we finally touch the ground as everything is a total wreck*
Sandy: Wait... where the flumpool is Manpuku?
Manpuku: *eating so many Krabby Patties* Whut?
Random Dude: NUUU! THAT WAS THE LAST KRABBY PATTY! WE'RE DOOMED! DOOMED! DOOMED I SAY!
Random Fish: MY ARM! MY AAARM!!
Hyuna: OH MY GOURD! What's wrong with your arm? Is it hurting? Is it throbbing with pain? DID IT TURN INTO A PIE?
Random Fish: MY ARM! is really strong :3