Me: Hi everybody. Welcome to my...comedy?
Aang: So now we're a "comedy?"?
Me: Yeah yeah, any way since it is almost Christmas until New years we will be holding Christmassy episodes unless I get sick of that.
Zuko: Soon I hope.
Katara: How can you be such a hater?
Zuko: My last present was this. *points at eye* I dont want any more!
Toph: Its starting to fade.
Zuko: Really?... Hey!
Me: *sits down and starts to play O'Christmas tree on trumpet*
Sokka: Ooh practice time! *grabs a susaphone and plays terribly*
Everyone: *puts fingers in ears and wails*
Katara: It's louder than tuba!
Zuko: I thought you played tuba!
Sokka: *stops playing* Too old fashioned. *plays again*
Me: Stop stealing my thunder!
Toph: *starts playing oboe perfectly*
Me: *stares* (partly because it is an oboe and those look weird and Toph is blind!! remember?)
Sokka: (high pitched) Stop stealing my thunder!
Toph: *stops* Ok.
Me: Well I guess it is time to wrap things up so,
Aang: The End!
SO SO SO SO SORRY EVERYBODY THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN POSTING!!!!
OK maybe I should turn the caps lock off. I would have posted, but like... I was... grounded. Anyway, I should post in the next hour as soon as I finish reading the latest episodes from everybody's comedies.
WHIIIPEEEEE! IM NO LONGER GROUNDED!!! IM GONNA TAKE MY CPU INTO THE LIVING ROOM AND THE IPAD AND PLAY ON ALL THREE UNTIL MY BRAIN TURNS TO MUSH!!!!! YAY!!
Oh and also I just had a HUGE milkshake so I'm a bit crazy. Um yeah, thinking of more things to type, I think I might just fill up the entire box and then another.
Aang: JUST POST THE NEXT EPISODE ALREADY!!!!!!
Me: Fine grumpy.
Although I should probably post more
Aang: *looms finger over cpu power button*
Bye Everybody!!! (plus it took me about a minute to type this all.)
Me: Guys we need to go shopping for supplies, who wants to come?
Everybody but Sokka: Not it!!
Sokka: Sure, I'll come.
Me: No! I have remained a cactus-juiceless comedy, and it is going to stay that way!!
Sokka: Psssh, relax they don't even sell cactus juice.
Later at Costco.
Sokka: Ooh samples!!
Me: Ugh Sokka, your only supposed to take one!!
Sokka: *has roast beef hanging out of his mouth* Oops, Here, I'll regurgatate it back up--
Me: Eeww, just next time take one!
Me: Okay,we are needing the check out, you just stay here and wait. *leaves*
Costco employee: Would you like a sample?
Sokka: Ooh sure!! *takes a sip before the lady says what it is.
Me: *comes back* Sokka, what are you drinking?
Costco employee: Saguaro cactus juice.
Sokka: Ooh can we get some?!
Me: No, now go sit down on this bench.
Me: *injects sedation into him*
Costumer: Why did you just do that?
Me: Because, it is his medicine that needs to taken at... *looks at watch* 12:13 everyday.
I pay and carry the sedated Sokka to the car and drive home.
Why are you asking my permission? Go ahead if you want to,
Uh, Okay, it would make my job easier.(The Nix thing)
And also, I will try but I don't know what a dream eater is so I might change it a bit, and I have a feeling that what I come up will be interesting enough.
Hey guys, just so it's clear, this is who is who.
There you go.
11:02 (that is what time I posted this)
Chapter 36 Another Chatroom
Arbndr112 has logged on.
Icecream has logged on
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Arbndr112: Do we have to do another chatroom?
Danarox815: Its fun!
Arbndr112: Yeah, but last time, Katara and Zuko kissed.
YnoZutara: Oh Yeah?.. Aang, that meant nothing.
Icecream: I don?t remember kissing Katara.
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KiTluvr745: Hi guys!
Icecream: Hi Kitty.
Icecream: Katara, if I had kissed you, I would have thrown up!
Arbndr112: Yes! :)
YnoZutara: What?! :(
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Icecream: Whats her problem?
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Lfthandersrewl: Did you find bacon?!
KiTluvr745: No, Better
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GFBaconGuy8: You found watermelon juice?
Arbndr112: Has anyone realized that my name is Airbender with out the vowels?
OddFish11: What about the a?
Arbndr112: Oh Yeah!
KiTluvr745: I found a popciscle!
DanaRox: Im bored.
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BaconMoon41: You found a popsicle! Lucky!
GFBaconGuy8: You misspelled popsicle Kitty.
KiTluvr: Get out of here!
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OddFish11: Do I have to log out too?
KiTluvr745: Nah, your good.
Lfthandrsrewl: Hey guys I just got invited to a new chatroom!
OddFish11: Who are you?
Lfthandersrewl: It?s me, Lefty
KiTluvr745: I thought you were PiggyBacon314?
Lfthandersrewl: Yeah, I changed it.
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OddFish11: She didn?t even say good bye!
Mopeygrl56: Deal with it.
Arbndr112: Hey, You never logged in!
Mopeygrl56: Oh right sorry.
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OddFish11: She didn?t even say goodbye either!
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KiTluvr745: Liah! We are the only ones here
Arbndr112: No your not!
BFFKiT1873: My dad wants me to visit him, so I?m not ginna be here for the next week.
BFFKiT1873: I meant gonna.
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Anaskia#1: Who?s here?
Arbndr112: Besides the people who have logged in after you, just me.
Nobody73: Hey! Im here too!
Keybldr37: He said you!
Anaskia#1: Whell if no one is here, I am logging out
Anaskia#1 has logged out
Nobody73: Yeah! That **** logged out!
Nobody73 has been dismissed from the chatroom
Keybldr37: sighs, If hes out, im out. By ang.
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Arbndr112: Hey! You misspelled my name!
Arbndr112: Yes! I was the first and last to log out.
Arbndr112: sigh, Its not much of an accomplishment.
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Chapter 1- Welcome to the house of false hilarity!
Aang: What?! We?re starting over again?! Kitty, did they cancel us again?
Katara: I?m gonna go out on a limb here, and say yes.
Sokka: No!! They cancelled us!!!
Toph: Sokka, it?s not a big deal.
Sokka: Yes it is!
Zuko: No its not, this way they can?t make fun of us.
Lefty: *walks in dressed as a spider then soon leaves*
Zuko: Aaaaah! A spider! *jumps into Tophs lap and whimpers*
Toph: *drops Zuko who whimpers louder* Isn?t it a little too big to be a spider?
Zuko: Hmmm, *tilts head*
Everyone else: *tilts head*
Sokka: Why are we all tilting our heads?
Aang: I don?t know.
Katara: *stops tilting head* Hey, where is everyone?
Toph: We?re all here.
Katara: Not the non-Avatar characters.
Toph: Huh, who knows.
Aang: *trips over a bug*
Huge Teddy Bear that is actually Liah: A message for you Mr. Fergie
Everyone: I?m not Fergie.
Aang: *trips over a bug* Hey!
HTBTIAL: It says: If you want your friends back, follow these clues. *hands paper*
Zuko: You call that a scavenger hunt?
Paper falls and is actually a huge long list
Katara: Okay, They?re in any of these places, and first on the list is a cove.
Aang: *trips over a bug* Lets go!
Covey: Wow, they?re dumb.
Dana: I wonder if they know that we?re just in the other room.
Faith: Probably not.
At The Cove
Katara: Well, they?re not here,
Aang: Look there?s a beach party over there!
They look, but don?t find us
Toph: Great they aren?t here either.
Sokka: What?s next?
Katara: Coal Mines
Three hours later
Sokka: Well, they weren?t at the Cove, Coal Mines, and a Cave, the studio, the set for The Hobbit, Hobbitshire, or Middle Earth.
Aang: Yeah, or any other place we?ve looked.
Zuko: We are never gonna find them!
Katara: They?re probably in New York City.
Aang: Think of all the people, we?ll never find them there!
Katara: I know, but think of all the hiding spots!
They look in NYC.
Toph: Well I figured that would happen.
Sokka: We found Suki!
Aang: He- *trips over a bug* Come On!
Katara: Hey Maybe Suki knows where they are!
Suki: *eyes widen* Uh, no.
Sokka: Oh well, lets keep looking.
Anasaki: Okay, Twinsies, hang that banner right there.
Nix: We?re not twins!
Anasaki: Whatever you say,
Cast of Avatar walks in the door
Everyone (not avatar): April Fools!
Zuko: What?! *fists light on fire* You?re saying that you were here the entire time?
Liah: Pretty much.
Lefty: And you fell for it!
Aang: *trips over a bug* Agaain?!
Faith: It?s not that bad,
Faith: *throws a pineapple while Aang trips over a bug*
Aang: Why I autta!
End of Episode due to violence
Chapter 34 Annoying Orange!
Annoying Orange: Hey Baldie, hey, hey, hey Baldie!
Annoying Orange: Hey, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!
Aang: What!! *goes into Avatar state and starts destroying the house*
Annoying Orange: Whoa, Baldie turned blue!
Aang: *in avatar state voice* Whatever your name is, prepare to meet your doom!
Katara: Aang! Don?t do this! It?s just an orange!
Annoying Orange: Hey Scarface, Hey Scarface, Hey!
Anasaki: Hey! That is my nickname for him! *tackles orange*
Annoying Orange: Hey Scar?
Anasaki: *growls at*
Annoying Orange: Hey Scarhead, Hey!
Liah: Whos Scarhead?
Annoying Orange: That Guy!
Sokka: Me? I don?t have a scar.
AO: (Annoying Orange) No, the one with the pink hair!
Zuko: It?s not like I chose to have pink hair!
AO: Hey Scarhead!
AO: Aang in the avatar state!
Aang: *comes crashing through*
Dana: Aah! The are picking us off one by one!!!
AO: Hey Twinsies!
Covey and Nix: We are not twins! We don?t even look alike!
AO: Wow, I really got that one wrong!
Toph: Pssh, Your telling me.
Three hours later
House is in tatters
Katara: Aang please calm down.
Aang: *pops out of avatar state* Okay.
Liah: *shakes head* Wow
Me: Hey Guys! I got something that might cure our Orange problem!
Covey: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! What?!
Me: *pulls out a juicer*
Nix: Seriously! Don?t you know that Annoying Orange never dies!
Me: Just watch.
Me: Hey Orange Hey Hey Orange!
Me: *juices AO*
Yup I will put Annoying Orange in