So this is my first fan fiction ever, and since I'm not much of an action or romance writer I am writing a comedy. I hope everyone likes it!
Episode 1-
Me: Hello everyone! Welcome to the- *huge crash* What is- *another huge crash*
*Aang and Sokka come running out from backstage screaming like little girls*
Me: What on earth is going on back there!?
Aang: (panting) Toph thinks she's melon lord again! She's trying to capture us all!
Sokka: Yeah, and she took ALL of the meat! What are we gonna do? I think I might just die without it! *starts crying*
Me: *rolls eyes* I'll handle this.
(I walk backstage and Toph is surrounded my flaming melons, and has Zuko tied to a chair)
Toph: Mwahahaha! Bow down to Melon Lord!
Zuko: That was a one time thing! Now untie me and give me back my bag!
Toph: Never! Mwahahaha!
Me: *looks at bag* Zuko, that's my purse! Why do you have it?
Zuko: It matches my scar. I just wanna accessorize!
Toph: *stops laughing* Wait, you're carrying her purse? *starts laughing uncontrollably again*
Me: *face palms*
(Azula comes out of nowhere)
Azula: I will destroy all of you!!!
Toph: Hey that's my job!
*They start fighting and rocks and fire go everywhere*
Katara: Does this mean the show can be over now? I have to re-loop my hair.
Me: *sighs* Yeah. See you next time on Avatar Co- *camera catches fire*
*static, then blank screen
Yes luv the new siggy and haha I got Beyonce songs stuck in my head all day, everyday bc I listen to "Beyonce Radio" except I have the song "Sail" stuck in my head right now.
Aw, I hope you start feeling better soon! I'll check out your new chapter as soon as I'm done here! :D
Episode X (as in the letter x, not roman numeral 10)
Sokka: *snaps fingers* (singing) Mama told me not to waste my life, she said spread yo wings ma little buttafly!
Me: Ugh, not you too! What is with you guys and sining all these songs?
Aang: I don't know what you're talking about... (singing) So here's my number, call me maybe...
Me: *face palms*
*screams from backstage*
Me: What now? *pulls back curtain* -______________-
(Kitty has Zuko tied to a chair trying to wax his eyebrows, Izi is swimming in a blowup pool filled with cactus juice, Ky Lei is trying to shampoo Mako's hair with melted chocolate, Dana, Katara, and Toph are fighting, and Ellie is trying to bend like combustion man)
Me: Uhh, what's going on back here??
Suki: Don't ask me, I tried to stop them!
Kitty: If you just wait 5 minutes you'll have perfectly arched eyebrows and Mai will love you again!
Mai: (offscreen) No I won't!
Zuko: I don't want archy eyebrows, I just want to know how to make Mai like me again! How should I tell her that I still like her?
*Beyonce pops up*
Beyonce: If ya liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it! *disappears*
Zuko: I know what I must do! *runs away*
Me: I guess that situation is under control?... Izi, what are you doing?!
Izi: Cactus juice is good for your pores! La la la la la!
Me: -__- ... Ky Lei, should I even ask?
Ky Lei: I love chocolate and ya'll know it!!
Me: Yeah, that's what I thought... *backs away slowly*
Toph: Take that Sugarqueen!! *earthbends Katara*
Katara: Watch it you- you-... you rock monkey!
Toph: Rock monkey?
Dana: Yeah Katara, what's a rock monkey?
Katara: A monkey who lives in rocks!!
Everyone: -____-
Katara: I'm just gonna go cry about hope now. *leaves*
Ellie: Look guys, I can do it!
Everyone: Noo!
Ellie: *bends like combustion man*
*entire studio blows up*
Oh hahaha. You can call me Blair. Hope you are feeling better! Today I'm home because I have a cold. Ahhhh!
Was supposed to go to the mall but I guess it'll have to wait Oh btw new episode is up!!!!!
@Lilleh:
Actually, no ONE is getting slapped. Izi just thought you were a panda, lol. (She was wearing a shirt that said "Don't Slap Pandas")
*Too lazy for siggy*
Thanks!! I wish I had a cold though! Lol, I have the stomach flu.. But I'm feeling better and shall post soon! And Izi, it is YOU who is the panda!!!!!
@Taytay
Wait, should I call you Taytay or Blairbear? -_- Lol, and thanks!! And I really like your fanfic, so it's no problem!
@Sschickvil
I do all of those things except for hunting, and I'm not even Southern! Maybe this means I'm meant to go live in the South someday!!!
@Madtay
Thanks, even though it was your idea to slap me!! -__-
@Karika (again)
Wait, wait, wait! So who's getting slapped? Me, Madtay, the Way, or a panda?! I'M SO CONFUSED!!!
Wow, I'm using the emoticon a lot today....
Thanks for all the love and support, ya'll! I'll post the new eppie tomorrow. :D
@lilleh
NO WAY, I'M SOUTHERN!! That's purdy wierd, ya'll. (And no, even tho it shows it that way on TV, we don't say YA'LL alot. We usually just wear shorts, flip flops, T-shirts, love the color lime green, listen to country, and drink ice sweet tea, and go hunting.)
@MadTay:
Izi: Don't slap da panda!
She isn't a panda, Izi.
Izi: She LOOKS like one!
Are you drinking cactus juice?
Izi: *Runs*
*Sighs* I'll get the bricks and rope..
Sorry about your cold, Lilleh. That kind of thing once happened to me lol. I wouldn't post 'cause of flu, so my readers actually DID slap me virtually lol.
-Karika
-Izi Got Cactus Juice?
Nooo don't slap me!!
I got the stomach flu today and it's pretty bad. I'll post the next episode when I feel better. For now I'ma just go catch up on stories I read. Sorry guys.
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Lily 
BEYONCE FAN~~aka BlairBear 
Oh btw new episode is up!!!!! 
