Hello! Guess who's back? It's Pachimew-OHMYGODDON'THURTMEGUYS!!!! I'm sorry I've been away for so long, but, y'know, school?I've been busy. But now I'm back! So yayz! Not to mention, while I was away, I discovered many, many more anime and manga! So now there's EVEN MORE COMEDY! So, yup, I'm back. And here we go, episode one of Comedy Central X! Enjoy the episode, you crazy peoples!
Episode 1
Pachi: Hello! Welcome to Comedy Central X! As many of you remember, I'm Pachimew, or Pachi for short-
Gem: -And I'm Gemula, or Gem, Aang's twin sister who scares him to death!
Pachi: We're just violent pranksters, nothing more. Well, I can bend two elements, actually...fire and air. I'm kinda a pyromaniac.
Gem: Anyways, let's bring in the stars and as many regulars that we can remember!
Pachi: First, the regulars! ROLL CAAAALL!
*Regulars appear in a cloudy POOF as they call their names*
Lali: Lali!
Kiseki: Kiseki!
Teddy: Teddy!
Millie: Millie!
Jay: Jay!
Miyo: Miyo!
Jaylee: Jaylee!
Amber: AMBER!
Camille: Camille!
Pyros: Pyros!
Luke (The Lucario): ...Luke...if I count...
Mila: Ve!
Lucario: Cario!
Pachi: I hope that's everyone...so we're back! Now let's-
Everyone who can talk: BRING IN THE STARS!!!
*Silence*
Pachi: I'LL SEND IN GEM WITH CACTUS JUICE WATER BALLONS!
*Stars trip over themselves coming out*
Gem:*Puts down cactus juice water balloon* Aww...
Pachi: So, we have Ash and Pikachu from Po-
Kiseki: PIKACHU!*Is double thundershocked*
Ash: Electricbending. Gotta love it.*Gives everyone a victory sign*
Pachi: Ehehe...*Sweatdrops* Err, Mako, Korra, and Bolin from LOK-
Bolin: Do we have to do another season?
Pachi:*Eye twitch* Yes. Now shut up or-
Amber: PIE TO DA FACE!*Smacks Bolin in the face with a pie*
Pachi:*Sweatdrops...again* Trust Amber...And Aang-
Aang: STAY AWAY GEM! AWWWAAAAY!
Pachi: -Katara, Sokka-
Sokka: YOU NO HURT MY BOOMERANG!
Pachi: I'll do whatever I like with your boomerang. Zuko-
Zuko: KEEP THE MANAPHY AWAY FROM ME!
Pachi: -aaaand Toph from ATLA.
Gem: And now, we have some of the nations from-
Pachi: Gem! Not until they know what Hetalia is!
Gem:*Pouts* Fine.
Pachi: But now that we're all here, let's BEGIN THE SHOW!
*Fireworks and confetti shoot up in the background, and a parade, complete with elephants-*
Gem:*Looking up* Whoa, wait, who ordered the parade?
Pyros:*Whistles innocently*
Pachi: ...Why am I not surprised? You?re paying by the way.
Pyros: Aw, man!
Ash: Um...is someone going to wake up Kiseki?
Kiseki:*Still suffering from thundershocks* Pi...ka...chu...
Pikachu: Pika, pika, chu pi! *Translation* No way! She's crazy obsessed!
Ash: That's a no, then. I swear she's like a Pikachu stalker!
Pachi: Good point. Oh, by the way, did I mention I learned how to speak to Pokémon?
Ash: Really?!
Pachi: Yep! I'll teach you if we have some free time!
Ash: Okay, I no longer mind being on the show!
Gem: YES! WE ROPED ONE IN!
Pachi: All RIGHT!!
Pachi and Gem: *High five*
Jaylee: So?did you two have anything else planned?
Gem: Well, I can state random facts?for example, Canada is the second largest country, has a maple leaf on the flag, and-
Pachi: Gem! No! If you continue, this may actually become *Dramatic gasp* EDUCATIONAL! *Thunder and lightning, as well as high-pitched screams, echo in the background*
Gem: No! The horror!
*Pachi and Gem continue on the horrors of education as the others look on sweatdropping*
Millie: Um, aren't we on a time limit?
Pachi and Gem: No.
Pachi: But we should wrap up anyways. So, a few sneak peeks at what's to come and then we'll wrap up. Gem?
Gem: Uh, let's see...*Checks list* Eddsworlds jokes, nope, pie jokes, nope, cactus juice jokes, frying pan jokes, nope, Hetalia jokes, nope, pranks, nope, sneak peeks, nope-oh, wait, sneak peeks!
Miyo: WELL?! WHAT ARE THEY?!
Gem: Er..."One hundredth post - giant crossover..."
Pachi: Oh, yeah, that's going to be fun!
Gem: "Bringing in the Hetalia nations..."
Pachi: Also fun!
Gem: "New stars for the show..."
Pachi: Coming in next episode!
Gem: And last but not least, "EPIC RANDOMNESS!"
Pachi: And LOTS OF IT! So, I'm Pachi-
Gem: And I'm Gem-
Pachi and Gem: AND THIS IS COMEDY CENTRAL X!!
End of Episode
Gem:*Picks up cactus juice water balloons* Oh, Aang~
Aang: GEM, GO AWAAAAAAAAAAY!
Pachi: *Shakes head and sweatdrops*Honestly, some things will never change...WAIT GEM, WE NEED AANG ALIVE SO WE CAN TORTURE HIM LATER!
Gem: BUT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO PRANK IN A WEEK!*Is rapidly throwing cactus juice water balloons*
Aang: LEAVE ME ALOOOOONE!*Runs towards camera*
*Screen goes black*
Okay, guys, let me know if I forgot anyone! Also, I'm expanding the Prank team to 15! So send in your OCs! And let me know if you want a show or series character in here, and I'll bring 'em in! See ya next episode!
Pachimew~
Gemula~
Yeah. I'mma posting. IT'S A MIRACLE.
Unfortunately, due to my laziness and school, my posts will be few and far between.
But that's where the good news comes in! I am allowing everyone to make guest episodes of Comedy Central!
You must include ALL the stars, AT LEAST FIVE Prank Team members, and either Pachi or Gem, if not both, but other than that, it's free rule! Add stars, add PT members, add host, whatever! Go wild! And have fun with it!
You are all welcome.
~Pachimew
~Gemula
It has been two months since Pachi last post. in that post she said she had school. i think that someone might have to take over the fanfic.
PACHI IF YOUR STILL AROUND PLEASE COME BACK TO YOUR FANFIC!
hmmm its taking forever MAKE NEW STUFF oh and *adds super crazyXinfinity catuce juice to prank* if kisekie is crazy enough to kiss the pikachu saying kiss me she will be forced to drink that and it will be crazy
DOH! i just realized that i wasn't supposed to send in a new character discription... oh well at least everyone know how he is now... also heres somethings that i forgot to mention... he Loves cactus juice, despite the fact that is has no effect on him... he also created super crazy cactus juice... which DOES affect him...
ALSO i apparently i was logged in as pachi... IDK how the heck that happened... she doesn't even use the same PC as me
~~~~ KingScar ~~~~
POTATOES!!!!!!
Name: PYROS!
Gender: Male
Age: teens... (idk if in pokemon years...)
Appearance: Hes a charmeleon, with a green tail fire, green eyes, and a metal glove with a green circle on the palm on each hand.
Personality: Insane
Bending: PLASMA!
Catchphrases: SPARTAA!!!!
Special traits...: he has two plasma cannons, which can cause mass damage (hence mass entertainment). He as also really fast... (like about 1/4 the speed of sound)
Randomness level (1-10): 1006... wait... ITS UPSIDE DOWN! that means its... OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pachi i didn't know that you were still writing this... glad to know that you are... AND NOW THE PART OF THE COMMENT WHERE I PUT SMALL, BUT FUNNY THING!
Pyros: uhhh... OMGPOTATOESSPAAAARTAAAAAA!!!!
~~~~ KingScar ~~~~
*insert random funneh thing here*
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!!!
Pachi: guess what it`s April Fools Day.
stars: noooooo!
Pachi: * presses button and pie made with cactus juice falls on all the stars*
Zuko: END! Should I run now?
Gem and Pachi: yes.
OMG!!!!!! Comedy Central is back!!! I loved the first one, but I was always a silent reader. I just came back to the boards and i am glad I did. I also recemended this to a friend who loves anime.