Hello! Guess who's back? It's Pachimew-OHMYGODDON'THURTMEGUYS!!!! I'm sorry I've been away for so long, but, y'know, school?I've been busy. But now I'm back! So yayz! Not to mention, while I was away, I discovered many, many more anime and manga! So now there's EVEN MORE COMEDY! So, yup, I'm back. And here we go, episode one of Comedy Central X! Enjoy the episode, you crazy peoples!
Episode 1
Pachi: Hello! Welcome to Comedy Central X! As many of you remember, I'm Pachimew, or Pachi for short-
Gem: -And I'm Gemula, or Gem, Aang's twin sister who scares him to death!
Pachi: We're just violent pranksters, nothing more. Well, I can bend two elements, actually...fire and air. I'm kinda a pyromaniac.
Gem: Anyways, let's bring in the stars and as many regulars that we can remember!
Pachi: First, the regulars! ROLL CAAAALL!
*Regulars appear in a cloudy POOF as they call their names*
Lali: Lali!
Kiseki: Kiseki!
Teddy: Teddy!
Millie: Millie!
Jay: Jay!
Miyo: Miyo!
Jaylee: Jaylee!
Amber: AMBER!
Camille: Camille!
Pyros: Pyros!
Luke (The Lucario): ...Luke...if I count...
Mila: Ve!
Lucario: Cario!
Pachi: I hope that's everyone...so we're back! Now let's-
Everyone who can talk: BRING IN THE STARS!!!
*Silence*
Pachi: I'LL SEND IN GEM WITH CACTUS JUICE WATER BALLONS!
*Stars trip over themselves coming out*
Gem:*Puts down cactus juice water balloon* Aww...
Pachi: So, we have Ash and Pikachu from Po-
Kiseki: PIKACHU!*Is double thundershocked*
Ash: Electricbending. Gotta love it.*Gives everyone a victory sign*
Pachi: Ehehe...*Sweatdrops* Err, Mako, Korra, and Bolin from LOK-
Bolin: Do we have to do another season?
Pachi:*Eye twitch* Yes. Now shut up or-
Amber: PIE TO DA FACE!*Smacks Bolin in the face with a pie*
Pachi:*Sweatdrops...again* Trust Amber...And Aang-
Aang: STAY AWAY GEM! AWWWAAAAY!
Pachi: -Katara, Sokka-
Sokka: YOU NO HURT MY BOOMERANG!
Pachi: I'll do whatever I like with your boomerang. Zuko-
Zuko: KEEP THE MANAPHY AWAY FROM ME!
Pachi: -aaaand Toph from ATLA.
Gem: And now, we have some of the nations from-
Pachi: Gem! Not until they know what Hetalia is!
Gem:*Pouts* Fine.
Pachi: But now that we're all here, let's BEGIN THE SHOW!
*Fireworks and confetti shoot up in the background, and a parade, complete with elephants-*
Gem:*Looking up* Whoa, wait, who ordered the parade?
Pyros:*Whistles innocently*
Pachi: ...Why am I not surprised? You?re paying by the way.
Pyros: Aw, man!
Ash: Um...is someone going to wake up Kiseki?
Kiseki:*Still suffering from thundershocks* Pi...ka...chu...
Pikachu: Pika, pika, chu pi! *Translation* No way! She's crazy obsessed!
Ash: That's a no, then. I swear she's like a Pikachu stalker!
Pachi: Good point. Oh, by the way, did I mention I learned how to speak to Pokémon?
Ash: Really?!
Pachi: Yep! I'll teach you if we have some free time!
Ash: Okay, I no longer mind being on the show!
Gem: YES! WE ROPED ONE IN!
Pachi: All RIGHT!!
Pachi and Gem: *High five*
Jaylee: So?did you two have anything else planned?
Gem: Well, I can state random facts?for example, Canada is the second largest country, has a maple leaf on the flag, and-
Pachi: Gem! No! If you continue, this may actually become *Dramatic gasp* EDUCATIONAL! *Thunder and lightning, as well as high-pitched screams, echo in the background*
Gem: No! The horror!
*Pachi and Gem continue on the horrors of education as the others look on sweatdropping*
Millie: Um, aren't we on a time limit?
Pachi and Gem: No.
Pachi: But we should wrap up anyways. So, a few sneak peeks at what's to come and then we'll wrap up. Gem?
Gem: Uh, let's see...*Checks list* Eddsworlds jokes, nope, pie jokes, nope, cactus juice jokes, frying pan jokes, nope, Hetalia jokes, nope, pranks, nope, sneak peeks, nope-oh, wait, sneak peeks!
Miyo: WELL?! WHAT ARE THEY?!
Gem: Er..."One hundredth post - giant crossover..."
Pachi: Oh, yeah, that's going to be fun!
Gem: "Bringing in the Hetalia nations..."
Pachi: Also fun!
Gem: "New stars for the show..."
Pachi: Coming in next episode!
Gem: And last but not least, "EPIC RANDOMNESS!"
Pachi: And LOTS OF IT! So, I'm Pachi-
Gem: And I'm Gem-
Pachi and Gem: AND THIS IS COMEDY CENTRAL X!!
End of Episode
Gem:*Picks up cactus juice water balloons* Oh, Aang~
Aang: GEM, GO AWAAAAAAAAAAY!
Pachi: *Shakes head and sweatdrops*Honestly, some things will never change...WAIT GEM, WE NEED AANG ALIVE SO WE CAN TORTURE HIM LATER!
Gem: BUT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO PRANK IN A WEEK!*Is rapidly throwing cactus juice water balloons*
Aang: LEAVE ME ALOOOOONE!*Runs towards camera*
*Screen goes black*
Okay, guys, let me know if I forgot anyone! Also, I'm expanding the Prank team to 15! So send in your OCs! And let me know if you want a show or series character in here, and I'll bring 'em in! See ya next episode!
Pachimew~
Gemula~
*finnishes making prank HQ haveing everything look like pikachu* spectator box there reaplaced all of kisekies clothes with anti-shock clothes and the prank is set kisekie will go crazy and pikachu cant shock her and its the BEST prank ever cause it works on everyone AND i rigged the ONE safe spot with catuce juice water bombs
link:But I CAN prank them cause i was not fully acecpted oh im going to have so much fun MUAHAHAHAHAHA MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA *sets up prank that will do something BAD to the prank team REALLY bad even worse then kiseki thinking everyone and thing is a pikachu cause of cactus juice as soon as the next episode starts* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
maybe emisee could dare aang to kiss her,but you tell her that she shouldnt,but she trys anyway and they lock her in a cage for the rest of the episode,and she tries everything to get out,and they dont let her out. until the end of the episode
ehh,i think i might not do my siggy today.its too much work.
Wait, Prank Day? o_o Is that going to be like the PRANKSTER GAMES?? Oh noes... PREPARE FOR THE PRANKAPOLAPSE!! PREPARE! PREPARE! PRE - *gets smacked in the face by a pie*
Sokka: YAH! Got her.
Kiseki: DO NOT DESPAIR, KAWAII, FOR I SHALL AVENGE YOUU~ *throws cactus juice balloon at Sokka*
Sokka: IT'S A GIANT PANDA! *hugs Toph*
Toph: *eye twitch*
Katara: *takes photo* TOKKA ALL THE WAYYY~ :3
~*KawaiiGrrl*~
- Insert Random LoK reference here BE THE LEAF~ -
...Right. So. I clicked post and it wasn't the whole message. Gah, I'm such an idiot...
Here's the first part!
No, it's not an episode. Yes, I am aware that you guys are about ready to hunt me down and make me write the next episode. I HAVE SCHOOL! IT'S NOT FUN! I'M TRYIN' HERE!!!
So, let's reply to those reviews...
@renibee
Sorry, my bad mistaking your OCs gender.
Dare...hmmm...Gem?
Gem: UP FOR IT!!!
There you go.
Pika-con...
O_0 WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THIS?!
@fairyretro
Sorry, Aang is Katara's. No romance except for Makorra and Kataang! And those other ships!
@KawaiGrrl
You are an evil genius. Shall we go trade ideas for taking over the world?
Gem: So far, ours involves sending everyone to alternate dimensions.
Pachi: After that, we're gonna...well, do whatever we want whenever we want, I guess...
Gem: We're working out the details.
@4evrandnvr
*Death Glare* Understand this. We, the Prank Team, prank, torture, and make the STARS do dares. We do not undertake them ourselves unless it amuses us.
Or unless it's Prank Day, then it's every prankster for themselves...
Sorry about my mess up. You should know where part 2 of this is.
So, I wasn't PLANNING on bringing in anymore regulars, but I guess I could kidnap someone...how 'bout I bring in Percy Jackson for an eppie so you can see how it's done?
@MissVulpix
...Riiiiiight. Keep away...*Snorts* That'll happen.
@Everyone
...Why am I doing this one again? Oh, right, 'cause I can.
...I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU ALL!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
~Pachimew
~Gemula
oooh i have a idea *sets up the first annual pika-con!!!* WELCOME TO PIKA-CONT 2013!!! THE ONLY CONVENTION THAT IS ONEHUNDRED PERCENT ABOUT PIKACHU AND ONLY PIKACHU AND EVERY SINGLE PIKACHU EVER IS HERE!! EVERYONE IS INVITED ALSO GIVING AWAY ANTI-SHOCK SUITS SO YOU CANT GET SHOCKED
I dare Aang and Pachi to go on a 'date' so we can watch them squirm! Or perhaps Pikachu should have a character's day out with Kiseki to wherever she wants to go! Also, I would really like to see how the Prank Team kidnaps their regulars! I'll keep bumping this show until you can post! ^_^
Hmm... a dare, huh? I DARE PIKACHU TO HANG OUT WITH KISEKI FOR ONE DAY WITHOUT SHOCKING HER. Yeah, I'm so evil!! :3 Or maybe I dare Katara to go on the train and in front of Zuko/Aang/whichever-you-like and "fall asleep" on his shoulder BWAHAHA!! I'm so evil And by the way, my fan fic Okami - Light Darkness and Paintbrushes has 100 posts!! SO HAPPY :3
~*KawaiiGrrl*~
The girl who is hungry for lunch already.
well even if i cant be on i have a dare Aang has to spend A WEEK LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH GEM oh and gem has to be on catus juice for at least 1/4 of the time
I haven't been posting...I'm such a failure...*emo corner*
Gem: PACHI! GET OUTTA THERE!
Pachi: Right, right...sorry guys! But, you know, school...'n junk...ugh. So, replies, replies...
@fairyretro
Your OC, because she was posted earlier, is ACCEPTED!! Congrats!
@renibee
Sorry, your OC didn't get in! But she'll be sure to guest star in the episode after next!
@teddyhappy
YEAH! I'MMA BACK! AND I BROUGHT CANADA 'N NARUTO!
@Everyone
No more Prank Team spots! But we do have dares to do! And I'll try to post sometime...
I'll post more once summer comes! Don't LEAAAAAVE!
~Pachimew
~Gemula