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Date: 02/24/13 1:42 PM
From: Lefty31415

HELLO PEOPLES! :) So sorry it took me so long to repost again, got caught up in school, and family, and bacon, and basketball, and more bacon, I like bacon, I shall go eat some now. *14 minutes later* BACK AGAIN! Any way here's Lefty's little character thingy

Name: Lefty
Age: 13 (Almost 14)
likes: random stuff, hosting the show, bacon, and Bruce Willis
hates: Zuko, and kumquats
Has a crush on: Jet like she's kinda obsessed with him... (which is weird cause I really don't care for him all that much...)
Looks: Brown hair (down to her shoulders), blue eyes, Green T-shirt (although sometimes she might wear a 'I ship Jefty shirt), denim shorts, and white shoes.
Bending: none... I think O.O

WITHOUT FURTHER WAITINGI present you episode 1


EPISODE ONE!

Everyone: *is sitting around my living room, doing absolutely nothing*

Me: You guys want to go see a movie?

Everyone else: Sure.

Lali: I WANT CARAMEL POPCORN!!!!

*later at the movie theater*

Aang: So, what should we watch?

Bella: I dunno. . .

Sokka: *runs up carrying a movie poster* Let?s watch this! The Last Airbender!

Katara: Are you sure? The last time we watched something based on ourselves. . .

Toph: But I was epic.

Katara: Still. . .

Sokka: But it?s directed by M Night Shyamalan!

Everyone: WHO?!

Sokka: He?s the guy who made that movie. . .

Teddy: What movie?

Sokka: The movie with the ghosts. . .and Bruce Willis.

Me: Bruce Willis. . . ^ ^ C?mon, let?s watch.

Everyone else: Sure, why not.

Lali: POP.CORN. NOW.

Me: Sokka, get Lali some popcorn.

Sokka: *looks at the line that is like ten million miles long to get to the popcorn* Uh. . .Sure . . .

Lali: YES! COME ON LET?S GO! *drags Sokka over to the line*

Anime: Movie?s starting, let?s go!

*watching the movie*

Movie Katara: Hi Ong!

Aang: What?s an Ong? Am I Ong? This is weird.

Sokka: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MEAT AND SARCASM?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Zuko: THEY FORGOT MY SCAR! Actually I?m kind of happy about that. . .BUT STILL!

Jay: Let?s leave.

Everyone: Agreed.

*belts spring out from the seats and hold us in place*

Kitty: Not good.

Everyone: *is forced to watch some more of the movie*

Me: Wait a minute. . .WHERE IS JET! THEY HAVE TO SHOW JET!!! JET NO!!!!!!!! *sobs*

Everyone but me: *anime sweatdrop*

Kitty: Awkward.

Katara: Is that Haru?! He looks like a GIRL!

The real Haru: *has been sitting right next to us the whole time* WHY AM I NOT BENDING?! I?M STANDING ON A GIANT ROCK FOR CRYIN? OUT LOUD!!!!

Movie theater watchers: SHHHH!!!

Haru: -_-

Toph: I?m not even IN it!

Teddy: You know, compared to this, the Ember Island Players is spot on.

Everyone: Yeah.

Me:* sniffle* Jet was in that one.

Zuko: Hm. . .but in the play I still had my scar. . .but yeah that one is a lot better.

Aang: Why does it take five minutes of fancy break dancing to bend ANYTHING?!

Jay: I sure hope M Night Shyamalan doesn?t make a movie off of Legend of Korra.

Bella: That?ll never happen. Hopfully.

*later, after the movie is over*

Me: Where?s everyone?

Anime: Watching Cars 2.

Me and Anime: . . .RACE YOU THERE!!!

Zuko: *walks in* End! Hee Hee! *walks into the Cars 2 movie theater*

Lali: *runs into the theater dragging Sokka buy the shirt* I AM BACK! AND I BROUGHT MY CARAMEL POPCORN!

END!


~Lefty

MODS PLEASE PLEASE POST!!!! IT MY BIRTHDAY IN 2 DAYS SO PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: 04/25/13 11:17 PM
From: petro11

I got a prepration book for it I take it in May but but I lucky cause I miss the last day of it cause I am going to Disney for a week so I wont be here from the 8th or 9th to the 16th or 17th 		reply
Date: 04/25/13 7:15 PM
From: taytay239

Ahahahahaha!!!! Hi I'm Blair and I just read all of your episodes! Omg I can't stop laughing!! :P PLS MAKE MORE!

BlairBear

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Date: 04/25/13 3:39 PM
From: anan03

oh, that`s what that stands for. I have NJASK on monday so my teachers are in review mode. 		reply
Date: 04/24/13 11:29 PM
From: petro11

hi i figured out what NJASK stands for it stands for New Jersey Aessment of Skills and Knowlege 		reply
Date: 04/24/13 8:55 PM
From: xomadtayxo

Bahaha! This is hilarious! Zuko with the cardboard cut out man was great!

A very amused,
-MadTay

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Date: 04/23/13 4:40 PM
From: faloan123

Wonderful!

A dire wolf who is too lazy to sign out.

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Date: 04/22/13 6:05 PM
From: anan03

love the new episode and your sign off about how you can`t just think outside a box. can you do a episode where the ATLA characters do state testing?
~someone has school somewhere~ sad, but true 		reply
Date: 04/20/13 8:14 AM
From: lefty31415

@everyone
THANKS FOR ALL THE WONDERFUL POSTS!!!!

Here is EPISODE 16!!

Episode 16: Zuko on the moon.

Zuko: *wearing a space suit and playing checkers with the Alien* King me.

Alien. Um, uh? *flips up checkerboard*

Zuko: THAT?S CHEATING!!

Alien: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE?!?!

Zuko: YES!!!!!

*Alien and Zuko start fighting*

Zuko: *sees camera guy* How long have you been there?

C.G: *says nothing*

Zuko: Is that camera on?

C.G: *still says nothing*

Zuko: hm....*points in random direction* LOOK A GAINT ALBINO PICKLE!!!!!

C.G: *does absolutely nothing*

Zuko: *eye twitch* DO SOMETHIG!!!!!!!

C.G: *nothing*

Zuko: Please?


Alien: *behind rock talking to alien friend* When do you think he?ll realize he?s talking to a cardboard cutout?

Alien 2: *is also a cardboard cutout*


Zuko: Wanna play checkers?

C.G: *nothing*

Zuko: Will you pleas- Wait a minute! Lefty?s not here! I can say End all I want!

C.G: *still nothing*

Zuko: EN-

***signal lost***

~Lefty

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Date: 04/17/13 6:56 AM
From: fairyretro

HAPPY 100 POSTS!
amikia:i made- ~
codakia: *cough*
amikia: CODAKIA made this cake
codakia: now presenting! ______ -__- amikia,did you eat the cake?
amikia: noooooooooooo?ok yes. 		reply
Date: 04/15/13 8:26 AM
From: teddyhappy

HAPPY HUNDRED POSTS BUDDY!*Hugs*
You:Teddy let go please,Can't breath.
Me:Hehehe,sorry,HAVE A COOKIE!
~Teddy
"ain't no party like pewdiepie party..." 		reply
Date: 04/14/13 7:58 PM
From: Hadli12349

Me:*Sigh* Back in the day
Sokka: What the heck are you doing here!?!?!?!?!
Me:*Grins*
*Later*
Sokka:*Tied upside down to a tree lit on fire*
Me:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Eye twitch* 		reply
Date: 04/14/13 7:53 PM
From: vocalapis

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!

DUCT TAPE IS AWESOME!!!! SO HILARIOUS!!!! I CRACKED UP MORE THAN TEN TIMES!!!!

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Date: 04/14/13 2:14 PM
From: anan03

HAPPY 100 POSTS!
~~~~~
| 100 |
| posts|
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i know it`s a bad cake 		reply
Date: 04/14/13 10:33 AM
From: Kittyacere

Hahaha! 		reply
Date: 04/14/13 10:05 AM
From: CosbyRock

YOU HAVE ONE HUNDRED POSTS!!! WANNA KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!? ONE HUNDRED POSTS PARTY!!!!
Anasaki: STOP TYPING IN CAPS!
STOP TALKING IN CAPS.
Anasaki: We're supposed to be celebrating Lefty's one hundred post story, not talking in caps.
"-.- Anyways, happy one hundred posts

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Date: 04/14/13 12:04 AM
From: petro11

yeah I take NJASK too I used too take Terra Nova in march but now i take NJASK in may But I miss the last day because i am thankfully after about 5 years of bug ing my mom i get to go but not with her it stead i get to go with my aunt on the disney boat dream and to the parks too 		reply
Date: 04/13/13 11:23 PM
From: faloan123

Funny!

A dire wolf who is STILL too lazy to sign off.

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Date: 04/13/13 11:20 AM
From: anan03

Well i take NJASK (i don`t know what that stands for) and it`s so annoying.
Drink cactus juice it`ll quench you.
~right now I could use some cactus juice. 		reply
Date: 04/13/13 8:56 AM
From: lefty31415

@bballtoday
Yeah, M.A.P. is just for school, but my school said that if we do really good on them that they'll give us PRIZES
Not sure what ACTs are, my friend says that I have to take EOC exams when we get to high school... Anyway thanks for caring :D

@Everyone on earth and Hotdog Land

NEW EPISODE TIME!!!!!!

Episode 15: GUEST STARRING MYHBUSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adam Savage: *walks in* Whoa! Where are we?!

Bella: In Oz.

Adam: WOW! REALLY?!

Bella: *facepalm* No, you?re in our studio.

Adam:

Everyone else (including Mythbusters): *walks in*

Anime: *gasps* TORY! WANNA SEE MY EXPLOSIVES COLLECTION?!?!

Tory: YEAH! *Tory and Anime run off*

Jay: Lefty, what should we do for today?s episode?

Me: *shrugs* I dunno.

Jamie: LET?S TEST A MYTH!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Wow, that?s the most enthusiasm I?ve every seen him show.

Jamie: -_-

Grant: But, what myth should we test?

Sokka: I KNOW! How many licks does it take to get to the center of a To-

Me: *covers Sokka?s mouth with my hand* We can?t mention brand names!

Sokka: *muffled* Why not?

Me: *whispering* Whenever we mention a brand name our show gets deleted.

Zuko: Well, in that case LET?S GO DOWN TO MC DO-

Me: *covers Zuko?s mouth with my other hand* No. Brand. Names. *lets go of Zuko and Sokka mouths*

Sokka: Er. . .well, how many licks. . . does it take to get to the. . .MIDDLE of a. . .Rootsie Toll Pop?

Kari: Sounds good to me.

Lali: LOLLIPOS!!!! OHMYSPAGHETTISAUCE LOLLIPOPS!!!!! *passes out*

*Later*

Everyone: *sitting around licking Rootsie Toll pops*

Teddy: This. Is. SO IMPOSSIBLY HARD!!!!!!!

Kitty: Aaaannd we?re out of pops.

Me: Jay can you go get some more?

Jay: Sure. *leaves*

*a short while later*

Jay: *comes back in and sets a bag of Rootsie Toll pops on the table*

Me: Wait a minute! There wasn?t a table here when she left!

Everyone: . . .

Me: Eh, whatever.

*even later*

Me: *licking one of them* 4083. . .4084. . 4085. . .40-

Sokka: THESE ARE CACTUS?

Me: YOU MADE ME LOSE COUNT!!!!!

Sokka: Juice pops.

Me: WHAT?!

Sokka: These are cactus juice lollipops.

Me: WHY DIDN?T YOU SAY THAT BEFORE?!

Sokka: *facepalm* Seriously?

Everyone but Jay: *goes all cactus juice crazy*

Me: A RAINBOW ATE MY TUNA FISH!!!

Bella: A TUNA FISH ATE MY RAINBOW!!!!

Jamie: *duct taping Adam to the wall* ORANGES!!!

Adam: Hee Hee! IT TICKLES!!!!

Teddy: *petting Kitty?s head* Who?s a pretty kitty?

Kitty: Meow. *translation* I once met a man from Kentucky, he traded me a waffle for some maple syrup I had. Now I have a waffle with no syrup to eat it with.*

Katara: GAH! I?m ALLEGIC to cats! *starts sneezing repeatedly*

Sokka: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971!!!

Aang and Grant: *for some unknown reason completely normal*

Aang: I often wonder, what if our voices were naturally high pitched, but oxygen makes them sound a lot lower, so by sucking on helium, we?re just making our voices sound normal again?

Grant: . . .wow, that?s deep.

Kari: *riding a bike through an the studio and singing* Toaster waffles! Rainbow syrup! Popcorn eating unicorns!

Toph: *reading a book* THIS MAKES NO SENSE!!!

Aang: You?re holding it upside down.

Toph: Oh, *turns the book right side up* That makes sense now!

Aang: . . .

*studio explodes and snaps us out of the cactus juice, and wakes up Lali*

Tory: *runs in* THAT?

Anime: *runs in* WAS?

Tory and Anime: SO AMAZINGLY COOL!!!

Aang: Why are we still alive? And completely unharmed?

Everyone: I dunno. . ..

Me: Great the studio?s busted.

Everyone from Mythbusters: *grins* LET?S FIX IT WITH DUCT TAPE!!!!!!

*later, in our duct tape studio*

Me: Shouldn?t Zuko say end right about now?

Adam: Well, Aang and I made a rocket ship out of duct tape then put Zuko in it, then sent the ship to the moon.

Me: . . .AWESOME!!!

Mako: *walks in* Can I say end?

Me: Sure.

Mako: END!

Zuko: *on the rocket ship* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teddy: Wait, we didn?t find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Rootsie Toll pop!

Me: Well, I guess. . .*dramatic pause* . . .The world may never know.

END!

~Lefty

Sometimes, you can't think inside of the box
Sometimes, you can't think outside of it either
Sometimes, you gotta burn the box and think on its ashes

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Date: 04/12/13 10:27 PM
From: Kittyacere

Really, its that bad? 		reply