@Everyone reading this!: Hello! I guess after you read the last part of Skye's Dairy (A.K.A. How to Save China) that you came here like I advised, or you where just story surfing with nachos and thought this one was interesting. Well, nacho peeps, I can tell you, THIS WILL BE INTERESTING! Probably more than you can handle, but onto the story. (THIS IS NOT THE SEQUEL TO SKYE'S DIARY!!! AND YES MODS, THIS HAS KFP STUFF IN IT! But later on in the story.)
Chapter 1
Han Kai's POV (He lives in the Everglades with his two sisters.)
I relaxed on the trunk of a huge Sequoia, and the Spanish Moss in the branches tangled around in the breeze. I was sitting in one of my favorite spots, gazing out into the swamp. As I was about to fall asleep, but a huge rattling and popping shook me awake. "Dad gummit!!!!" I heard a voice yell as a huge BAM! filled the air. I ran over to see what had happened, and I saw my friend, Fender, kicking the tire of a beaten-up red truck. I whistled through my teeth, and cracked a smile at my bobcat friend. He was having a full-out tantrum, kicking the tires with his feet, grumbling under his breath, and smacking the car windshield. ?Hey, Fender!? I called out. Fender whipped around, and smiled. ?Eh, I knew it was you, Panther!? Fender smiled. ?You can call me by my real name, you know. It seems like you forget and just call me ?Panther?.? I said with a teasing smile. Fender smiled back, and then pulled out a twisted up, rusty wrench from his old worn-out jean over-alls. ?Are you gunna help me fix ?er up?? Fender asked, while looking back at his truck, that was blowing out smoke. ?Are you sure it?s not on fire?? I asked, while looking at the huge clouds of smoke. ?Won?t know ?till we find out!? Fender said as he walked over to his pick-up truck. The copper pot he has stuck on his head for a hat titled slightly, and I walked over to help my crazy friend.
Later on that day, Fender and I sat on the dock. ?Hey, wanna fish? I brought some worms?, I said, holding up my tin can. ?How?s about after I finish my lunch?? Fender asked, as he started digging in his over-all pocket again. He smiled and pulled out a jar of mayonnaise with a plastic spoon stuck in it, and he started shoveling down spoons into his mouth. I cringed at the disgusting sight, but hooked a worm onto my fishing pole, and laid back, waiting for a fish to bite.
@Everyone: Sorry if that was a long chapter! I was just so excited to start this story! Hope you liked it!!!
HAHAHAHA! That was TO funny! Oh man, I just loved that! I can NOT wait to see what happens next, this is getting SO EPIC!!!! Oh wait... it WAS epic, it's getting EPIC-ER! If that's even a word...
Haha, an eevee come to life singing taylor swift. That would be both creepy and funny to see.
Also, glitter glue?? Hahaha, seems like he has no idea what it actually is.
The next day, Fai crept around Black-spot?s hut. (Grumpy-whisker: guy in hut.) Sun stayed in the bushed, watching her frantically. ?Go now!? Fai whispered, coming into the leaves. ?Okay!? Sun squeaked. He rushed out, then forced himself onto the bridge. All of the sudden, you could see him go white, and he crumpled to the ground. ?Somebody help him!? Fai yelled, rushing onto the bridge. ?What?? barked Black-spot, coming out of his hut. ?He passed out!? Fai explained. ?Bad excuse for a kit..? Black-spots mumbled as he called for more people. Long-fang (Ugly-tail: guard.) rushed over, kneeling down. Fai then slipped away, and shot into Black-spot?s hut. She spied the map, then reached over and grabbed it. Then Fai darted out of the door, rushing like a blur into the bushes. She slinked along until she found the stairs. She quickly climbed up them, and looked out of the first-story window. The medicine cat, Healing-paws, helped Sun awake. ?You may go now, little one?, he said. ?Thank you, Healing-paws?, Sun thanked, bowing in deep respect. He then walked casually into the bushes. After everyone except Fai lost sight of him, he darted into the tree-house. ?To the Jade Palace we go?, Fai said, drawing a line to their destination with a piece of charcoal.
@Everyone: 2 more chapter sequences to go with 2 more new characters and their friends/family! I can?t wait!
?When Ugly-tail is here?, Fai pointed to the other side of the hut. ?I ambush, grab the map, and flee!!!? Fai said, tracing the knife in, and quickly pulling it out. ?What about me?? Sun dared to ask. ?You?re my distraction, Sun. You ask Grumpy-whiskers for something, and ask Ugly-tail for something, too. Get them here?, Fai pointed to the other side again. ?If we?re lucky, you could make a scene and pass out on the bridge. They would come running.? Fai smiled, her white teeth showing. ?I can do bridge-scene. What do you want me to do, reenact Repunzel?? Sun asked timidly. ?I mean do something that grabs people?s attention. Like passing out on the bridge.? Fai explained. ?Passing out what?? asked Sun. ?Going into unconsciousness!? Fai exclaimed. ?Oh. That kind of scene.? Sun gulped. ?Then meet back at the secret tree-house!? Fai said.
?What?s that?? Fai asked, getting up and examining the thing. ?I don?t know. Food?? Sun asked. He bit on it, then cringed back. ?Not food!? He replied weakly, spitting out some of the tooth that he chipped. ?What?s this?? Fai asked, turning the top of the gold, green, and red bottle. Out slid a piece of paper. On it was Chinese letters. ?What?? Fai asked, obviously confused. ?Durn sit clover!? Sun mumbled, holding a leaf in his mouth to heal the tooth. ?I don?t know what the heck you said, but I guess I should turn it over?, Fai said, flipping the letter. ?Rats nut I said!? Sun replied, getting angry. ?Ooh! A translation!? Fai said excitedly. ?They want me to go to the Valley of Peace in China to learn Kung Fu. I can bring a friend.? Fai mumbled after reading. ?I?ll go!? Sun chirped, spitting out the leaf. ?Okay. We just need to steal a map from Grumpy-whisker?s hut?, Fai said, folding the letter back up and popping it into the scroll. ?Not Black-spots hut!? Sun shivered as they walked inside. ?Yeah, and Ugly-tail guards this week?, Fai replied casually, slipping the scroll onto a shelf. ?It had to be Long-fang!? Sun squeaked. ?Here?s the plan?, Fai carved a hut on a piece of wood with her pocket-knife.
?Coming.? answered Fai flatly, walking across and dragging Sun towards the other side, where another house was built against a tree trunk. Sun gasped for air, then followed Fai towards a clump of leaves in every shade of green imaginable. They quickly slipped into the foliage. ?Sun, why are you so scared of heights? We live at the top of the rainforest! Fai said as they walked on a tree branch, heading toward steps carved into a tree trunk. ?I don?t know, Fai! I don?t make the laws of nature!? Sun said, gripping the branch tightly with his claws, crawling on all fours, while Fai walked casually across. ?I don?t, either, but I still don?t flip out when I?m walking to my house!? Fai replied, starting to climb the steps. ?It was just after a rain!? Sun complained, following close behind. Fai rolled her eyes, and pushed past a vine. Then they came to their secret tre-house. It had the best view in the jungle. On one level you could see everything below the trees, and on the other level, you could see everything above that. Sun came up second, lifting up the trap-door. ?I?m gonna go cloud-gazing?, Fai said, running up to the second level. ?I haven?t seen pure blue sky in weeks down there!? Sun joked, coming up behind. On top of the trees, the leaves made the scene look like the ground was lush and leafy. Fai opened the door, and rushed out. The leaves held up so well, they both could walk on it like it was the ground. Fai laid down on the plush greens, gazing up at the sky. ?Ooof!? Sun exclaimed as something flew from the sky and bonked him on the head.
@Everyone: Wow!! I'm still writing!! Lee and Olin's chapter sequence is up, here's the next one!!
Chapter 14 Part One
In the humid Amazon rainforest, a large tribe of clouded leopards thrived in peace. They adapted to living in tree-houses, away from snakes and other predators. The tribe was called The Tribe of the Jungle Singers, and was made up entirely of clouded leopard families. Wooden-planked bridges swung high above the ground, shielded in the lush green canopy.
"Hey, Sun?" a clouded leopard ran over to her best friend. "Be quiet, Fai! My mom could've heard you!" Sun whispered back. "Oh well. Let's just go already!" Fai said, eagerly running towards a bridge. "Tell me we're not going-" Sun wailed. "Yep, we're going!" Fai said, dodging a loose swinging vine. Sun stepped slowly onto the bridge, wincing as it creaked. "Fa- er, Green-leaf! Over here!" Sun said, switching to their Tribe names because a fellow clan-mate was passing by, carrying a jug of water on her head. "Good morning, Blooming-flower!? Sun greeted hastily, his face turning a sickly green as he walked across the bridge. ?Good morning, Golden-sun.? Blooming-flower answered. Fai was already on the other side, motioning for Sun to cross. ?I don?t think I can do this?, Sun said, wobbling weakly towards Fai. ?C?mon, Su- er, Golden-sun! You can do it!? Fai said, noticing Blooming-flower just in time. ?Help!? Sun squeaked before clinging onto the side rails of the bridge, which where old ropes. he suddenly looked down, then felt nauseous.
Haha, that was funny! And what's with Pierre? Glitter glue... really?! Oh man, that guy needs some help, HAHA! I love it and can NOT wait more more EPICNESS from you!
?Lee?? Olin asked, shaking from fear. ?What is it now, Olin? We don?t have time for this?, Lee said, sitting on the fence, about to hop to the other side. Olin stood rooted, pointing at the angry tiger that was marching hotly towards them. ?What are you pointing to- OH?, Lee said, following Olin?s finger. ?RUN!!? Lee screeched, diving off of the fence. ?Tell my mom I love her!!? Olin said, scrambling close behind Lee. ?Olin, there are two things wrong with this situation. One: You don?t have a mom. Two: HE?S GAINING ON US!!? Lee screamed, clawing at the ground to go faster. General Tinzo was gaining on them. The giant, heavily armored retired general (Psh, he didn?t act like he was a grandpa) had rammed right through the fence in his fury. His tail lashed angrily back and forth, and his eyes where in slits. Lee and Olin ran into the town, screaming like toddlers on the Goliath at Six-Flags. Animals of all sorts of ages wearing expensive clothing and smelled heavy of cologne and perfume gasped and side-stepped out of the way. ?Over there!? Lee whispered urgently. The two rounded a bend, and leaped into a dumpster. General Tinzo, running on four legs, shot past them like a bullet. ?WHEN I FIND YOU TWO, YOU?RE GONNA PAY!!!!? His roar echoed through the dark alley. ?Let?s go on ahead and trade these for a map before anything else goes wrong?, Olin whimpered as they scrambled out of the dump. They found a map shop, and traded all the fruits except a couple mandarin oranges and apples. ?Are you two sure you?re alright?? asked the shop owner, a pink sheep. ?We?re fin, thank you?, Lee managed to splutter out, them both quivering. ?Now let?s hit the road out of here before General Tinzo finds us!? Olin said as they fled from the town, not looking back. (Correction: They looked back once, because they dropped an apple.)
?Olin, we?re going to the Jade Palace!! We can train and learn Kung Fu there!? Lee said, jumping up and down from excitement. ?We are?!?!? Awesome!!? Olin said, hopping with Lee. ?How do we get there?? asked Olin, stopping. ?We?ll have to get a map to take us there?, Lee said. ?How? We don?t have any money.? Olin said, his ears drooping. ?I know a way we can get some?, Lee said, smiling.
After finding a worn-out tablecloth in a dumpster, Lee and Olin went to a private orchard. ?Are you sure this is a good idea?? Olin asked as they slipped under the barbed wire fence, with a sign reading, ?NO TRESPASSING!!!!? in giant, red block letters. ?Sure it is. Trust me.? Lee said as he picked a shiny mandarin orange off of the closest tree. ?But what if General Tinzo finds us?? Olin asked, shivering from the thought of the giant, muscled tiger. ?He?s a retired general, Olin.? Lee said, already picking his ninth orange. ?If you say so?, Olin said as he grabbed a couple handfuls of oranges and pears and dropped them into the cloth. ?Keep picking, lazy bones!? Lee said as Olin wiped the sweat off of his brow. ?Okay, okay!? Olin said as he scurried up a tree, shaking its branches so that the fruits would fall. ?Great idea!? lee said as he picked up the fallen mangos. ?Hey, I found a basket!? Olin said as he investigated a grape vine. ?Good. We needed more room?, Lee said as he showed Olin the full cloth. Suddenly, the door to the retired general?s cabin burst open.
@Everyone: Sorry for all the sudden chapter-dumps on you guys!!! I just have nothing better to do today! So here is the next chapter sequence! Four more new character chapter sequences!!!
Chapter 14 Part One
A grey lynx and a raccoon sat behind a cream-colored building in the rich town of Zin-Zin. The only problem was that they weren't rich at all. They were just poor kids that had no family. "Hey Lee, I think I found something!" the raccoon said as he jumped out of the dumpster, his blue clothes ragged and dirty. "Great, Olin!" Lee exclaimed as Olin (Rhymes with Bowling without the 'g') split the small piece of bread in half. Lee's green clothing was torn and dirty, too. They both gobbled up the bread, but they were still very hungry. "Let's check out Vannil's place", Lee said as the black and grey raccoon followed him. They both jumped into the dumpster, hoping to find scraps of a meal. "I found a bone", Olin said, frowning in distaste. They both hopped out, leaving empty-handed. "Vannil's portions are too small anyway. I can't understand how those rich snobs eat such little helpings of food", Lee said, trying to get their spirits up. They snuck quietly into the shadows, not wanting to get taken away to an orphanage. ?C?mon, Lee. We don?t wanna go to.... the place?, Olin said as he kept close to the wall. ?Who knows who would buy us there?, Lee said, shivering. ?They would turn us into such proper kids, making us wear fancy bows and powdering our faces?, Olin said, scrunching up his nose. Just then, a messenger crane with white feathers and a pink beak dropped a scroll into Lee?s hands. ?What?s in it?? Olin asked, fingering the red, gold, and green metals. Lee popped the top off, and read the letter.
I found Fong near the orderves table. He was grabbing tons of sausage-cheese balls, and stuffing them into his pocket. I laughed at him, then snuck under the table. I popped up, grabbed him, and stuffed him under the table with me. ?What the?? He asked, looking around wildly. ?Be quiet!? I snapped, not wanting us to be detected. ?I?m being held hostage!? Fong mumbled to himself, nervously clenching his webbed fingers together. ?Sure, call it that. I just need you to come with me on a journey, Fong. To the Jade Palace. Ever heard of it?? I asked, almost wanting to have a light to shine over his head in one of those old mystery T.V. shows, that are all black and white. ?Of course! I have a map to it. I have a map to everything! Princess Shin-Li?s orders, you know, hahaha!? He muttered, laughing quietly to himself. ?Okay, good. First order of business- call the ?princess? Shin-Leg. It has a cool, evil ring to it. And second- take me to the Jade Palace?, I said, adding in air quotes to ?princess?. ?Of course, Princess Jin?, Fong said. ?Why the princess?? I asked. ?Emperor?s daughter equals princess?, Fong said. ?Okie-dokie then. Here we go!? I said as I grabbed Fong and made a real mad dash out of the palace and into the woods. Then we where on our way to the Palace.
Hey guys! That?s the end of Jin?s little chapter sequence there. And if you totally forgot where this was going, it was like Ozzie and Nigel?s thing; them getting invited to the Jade Palace and stuff. You?ll surely see Jin and Fong there when we get to those chapters!
I slipped out of my closet, but not before returning back in and putting normal clothing on. It consisted of a simple red robe top with silver trimming, a silver Shaolin waist wrap, and black pants. I was up and ready to go! First, I would sneak into my dad?s room, and in his dresser would be a map of the Golden Palace. I would wait the day of the wedding. Then the plan would take action.
It was the day of the wedding. My dad had actually pulled off planning a wedding in one day. Along with the whole empire of Saichan Palace and Little Hong Village. And Princess Shin-Leg, of course, I thought in a petty tone. I was wearing a dazzling dress even more fabulous then the one yesterday. Ugh. Since I guess you want to hear about it if you?re a fashion geek, here it is. Drumroll!!! It is a ?beautiful? crystal springs blue dress that reaches my feet. It has silver wave patterns on it, and white diamonds (that are probably polished quartz) trimming the sleeves and bottom. There is also a silver belt I am wearing, and the waves on my dress are ?amazingly? detailed, with streaks of blue, gold, and purple. There ya? go! But wow when you hear about Princess Shin-Leg?s dress. Okay, we don?t have time for that. Let?s just say the whole thing was over-the-top-drop-dead-diva-gorgeous-if-you-look-directly-at-me-BAM!!- way-too-shiny -to-handle. With all the gems and diamonds imaginable sewn into it. Talk about heavy. So, here was the plan. The wedding was in the Golden Place, my home. I would sneak around in it until I found Fong. Then I would use some of my allowance and buy a map to the Jade Palace. And yes, if you are wondering, Fong will be my friend I take there. It?s not like I have a big variety to choose from! So then I have a little duck-beaver to take to the palace with me. He?ll probably even act like he does to Princess Shin-Leg. Talk about royal treatment!
@Everyone: Like I said before, I implore you to LOOK AT THE CHAPTER NUMBERS BEFORE READING! I have been cutting chapters in half, in thirds, in twelfths!! (Okay, not that far...) So be careful when you read these chapters!! hence comes a problem. I don?t know how many chapters I?ve uploaded yet, so there might be doubles or not even a chapter part at all. *Cheesy smile*
Chapter 12 Part Three, Jin's POV
I watched the 'princess' leave, trying hard not to get blinded by the shimmering foreign silks and satins that decorated her dress. Fong, a cute little platypus in a simple blue suit with white trimming, waddled after her, taking mental notes for the wedding. BLAARRGGH!!!! The wedding! I couldn't believe my dad was going to marry someone this soon!!! My dad could be 80 and going on for Pete's sake, and Princess Shin-Leg (Just so you know, her real name is Shin-Li.) would still want to marry him! It creeps me out, having a step-mother like that. How cliche!!! An evil step-mom!! What do ya' know, irony! Look at that! I wanted to pry the huge ceremonial hat off of my had and chuck it out the giant golden-colored stain glass window, but something flew in instead. Dad had already gone to the throne room, and I rushed over to the UFO. Or, I guess now it would be the Unidentified Landing Object. I scooped the red, gold, and green scroll up in my hands, and quickly sprinted to my bedroom in a mad dash to freedom. Or at least that?s what I thought, because it was really a short, trudging walk in my long dress to my bedroom a few feet down the hall. When I closed the heavy golden door shut, I ran into my closet. I quietly closed the door, and sat under the loose, ordinary clothes I wanted to wear. In another closet, sat my bright, ornate, stunning dresses that I definitely did NOT want to wear. I unscrewed the top, and a letter slipped into my lap. I read the Chinese writing quickly, knowing my own language handwriting. It said I was a valuable warrior! And I was invited to the Jade Palace for training! I almost wanted to squeal, but kept my muzzle shut. But it also said I could take a friend. Then it hit me like a baseball to a bat. It would be risky, but I could pull it off. I could pull it off, alright.
?It is an honor to be here, Emperor Zhan?, the princess white bengal tiger said, batting her eyelashes and trying to sound most impressed. ?Thank you, Princess Shin-Li. You might as well know that my wife, Empress Ling, passed away of an illness?, Emperor Zhan said. ?Oh, yes, and I am dearly sorry.? the bengal tiger said, clutching her heart. ?I know that you need a new empress?, she said. ?Yes, and I have been looking all over this region for a suitable one?, Emperor Zhan said. ?I see?, Princess Shin-Li said, taking a delicate spoonful of soup into her mouth. ?And I was wondering if you would be my empress.? Emperor Zhan asked, small beads of sweat forming on his forehead. ?Oh, sure, my darling! I know how much the Village of Fing-How needs an empress to rule the Golden Palace! I am delighted you asked!? Princess Shin-Li said, patting her muzzle gently with the silk napkin, even though there was no soup on her lips. ?Well, I guess you can take throne tomorrow, after we get the peace treaty signed between Saichan Palace, and Little Hong Village?, Emperor Zhan said. Oh wow! I can?t believe dad is marrying this stuck-up Princess Shin-Leg or whatever. She?s too young for him! How can I live with a step-mom this girly? I hate even the thought of make-up! EHW! Jin thought as she shivered from the make-up part. ?And who is this?? Princess Shin-Li asked, actually noticing Jin for once. ?My sweet daughter, Jin.? Emperor Zhan said, motioning to his daughter. ?Oh, very well.? Princess Shin-Li said. ?I shall get going. Wedding preparations don?t make themselves, you know!? Princess Shin-Li said as she sashayed out of the door, Fong clumsily waddling after her.
So, there will be five more characters (and their friends, family, etc.) I have to introduce coming to the Jade Palace. Whew! Luckily I have the day off tomorrow!
@Everyone: Yes, this is to The Everglades. You will be seeing a lot of chapters with different characters from here. Remember the letter Master Shifu sent to get more students to come to the Palace? (Oh, and I will be updating about 1,000,001 times, so read the chapter numbers.)
Chapter 12 Part One You shall not pass!!!
Jin was dressed in expensive Chinese clothing, practicing what her father called 'What a good empress should do'. The impressingly detailed gold, red, and jade green hanfu she wore stretched down, covering her feet. The cheetah rolled her eyes, and took off the ridiculously large traditional hat she was wearing. She flicked the beads that swayed on the hat, until her father came in through the large oak doors. "Jin, you need to sit up straight, put your hands in your lap, put that hat back on, and remember your manners. Princess Shin-Li is going to be here any-" a knock was heard at the large golden door to the entrance of the palace- "Here she is!" Emperor Zhan said as he rushed to the door, glancing back and pointing to the huge hat that Jin dreaded sticking on her head. When Princess Shin-Li strolled in the great dining hall, her dress screamed ?look at me!? even more than Jin?s. The dazzling colors seemed to spark flames and create rainbows. Jin was pretty impressed. ?Fong, would you mind pulling out this chair for me?? Princess Shin-Li asked, her voice flowing and smooth, like the golden flow of honey. ?No problem, Princess Shin-Li!!!? Fong stuttered quickly as he strained to pull the chair back, the servant platypus lacking muscles. When he finally managed to pull the golden gilded chair back a few meager inches, Princess Shin-Li slid into the seat and placed the silk napkin on her lap.
While I'm sick as a dog, I better give you guys some new chapters!!!
Chapter 11 Keyboard cat!
"I'M FINE!!!" Meiling insisted for the hundredth time as Pierre and Han Kai checked her over again for any injuries. "Are you sure?" Han kai asked, while Pierre pulled out a magnifying glass and stared intently at Meiling, writing down notes on a note pad. "As sure as.... something that's really sure!" Meiling said. "Like leprechauns?" Pierre asked. "I don't know how to respond to that", Han Kai said as he pulled Meiling up from the floor. "Instead of my flying monkey theory, this is what hit me in the head", Meiling said as she waved around the red, gold, and green scroll in Han Kai's face. "Give me that!" Han Kai snatched the scroll away and screwed the top off. A letter slid out of the opening. "It's from China! Where mom and dad met", Han Kai said as he unfurled the letter, revealing Chinese handwriting. The black ink symbols stretched wide across the page. "I hope you remembered to keep up with your lessons when mom and dad where extremely focused on teaching us Chinese.? Meiling said as she stared at the lettering, having no clue what it said. ?Hold on! Let me see...? Han Kai traced his finger over the page, muttering to himself. ?I?ve been invited to the Valley of Peace for training and stuff like that. Why would they want me?!?!?!?! I?m not a rad, decked-out-in-awesomeness Kung Fu Master!!? Han Kai said as he turned questioningly to his little sister. ?I dunno?, meiling shrugged. ?What the hay is the Rally of Cheese?? Pierre asked as he popped up beside Han Kai. ?Oooh, is that Tibetan?? Pierre gazed in awe at the writing. ?Valley of Peace, and what the heck is Tibetan? This is Chinese?, Han Kai explained, looking at Pierre as if he was an Eevee come to life, singing Taylor Swift. ?I think it?s a kind of Glitter Glue.? Pierre said, genuinely unsure.
I have good news and bad news. Which would you like to hear first? (Well, you don't really have a choice [A DOI, SELF!]) So here it is!!
I am sick.
In any highlight, that could be good or bad. Good, because I have a slim change tinier than a toothpick to stay home sick, and my mom won't make me do chores and stuff. ;D Bad news is that I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE TOLD WOLVERINE MAN HE COULD DO SOMETHING TO MY THROAT. (If you didn't get the message, by something I mean CLAW IT!!!) I am also stopped up and coughing.
So there ya' go! I hate to be the bearer of bad news, and love to give out happy news like unicorns are still existing in Ireland!!!!!!(Scientific fact!)
I'M CAUGHT UP! WHOO! That was TO EPIC! I love the new characters! They are just AWESOME! And ohhh, maybe NOW everyone can be fun! Except, NO! WE HAVE A CLIFF HANGER! AHHHHHH!!!!! I can NOT wait to see what happens NOW!
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Oh wait... it WAS epic, it's getting EPIC-ER! If that's even a word...
