Heh, I couldn't help myself! I was originally going to wait on posting this, but like I just said, I just couldn't help it.
Now, back to the story. Here's the prologue:
Prologue: Ruby Xiaolin is a mischievous red fox who's at home with a new babysitter while her parents and brother are away. The babysitter has no idea what Ruby is like, but soon finds out when she arrives.
I'll post the first chapter when this posts!
Delgado: *sniffs* hmm, mud, dirt *sniff* sewage *sniff* expired egg salad.
Me: Eww. Just gross. Wait a minute! You didn't do my favor!
Delgado: Yes I did!
Me: How?! You're still covered in slob!
Delgado: You said A favor. So I picked 'stop making bets' favor. So ha!
Me: ...I have a strange feeling you could be a lawyer.
Me: Finally! someone who agrees! I hate dresses and make up too!
Delgado: Haha. Sky, I like you. I do that too sometimes with my cage when T714 puts me in there. Also doors, cabinets, safe filled with money.
Me: Oh! That explains a lot.
Venom the reason i dont like make-up on myself is because they put me on spring colored make-up, when i am a summer!
Venom: i really need to hang out with guys...
Me: im not the make-up type of girl either, and hate poofy dresses, they are just too itchy to wear.
Sky: Okay, Slivermist find a bobbie pin, and try to jiggle it inside the key hole. Thats what i do when i go into Flora's room when she locks it!
Sky: nothing! *running away*
Ruby: I've experienced head trauma.
Me: It wasn't very good either.
Ruby: Slammed into five walls. I fainted as soon as it was over.
Me: Yep. It was so sad to watch...
Ruby: Yeah, it probably was.
Me: June worked so hard on that super speed potion.
Silvermist: Yuck! Covered in a bunch of gross stuffs?
Travis: That's not very good.
Zenghui: I know I probably shouldn't exactly ask this, but what exatly did you get covered in?
Me: Han Kai, wake up and GETG ME OUT OF THIS RAIN!!!
Skye: *Smiles viciously* I won't let you in! Not even if- *Harry Potter theme music plays on TV* EEE!!! A HARRY POTTER MARATHON!
Me: wait, Wait, WAIT!!! RECORD IT FOR ME!!!!
Han Kai: *waking up* AAAAA!!! *runs into wall, stumbles back, runs into other wall, falls onto door, and surprisingly gets back up*
Me: That was lucky.
Han Kai: *steps on tack* OUCH!!!! *passes out*
Me: YOU CAN SURVIVE HEAD TRAMA BUT NOT A TACK??!!???!!??!
Oh! It does work! huh, wonder how the other comments didn't post. Oh, well.
Me: Hehe, yeah. I meant it metaphorically and literally.
Delgado: Lost a bet. Covered in stuff I didn't know existed!
Me: Ew. Do me a favor. Get a bath and stop making bets!
Delgado: ...That's two favors.
Me: Aww! That's mean!
Delgado: You did that to me once!
Me: No, I didn't! Well, kinda. It wasn't raining and you needed a punishment for hurting that little bunny!
Delgado: I thought it was a chew toy!
Me: I don't want make-up on me either. *glares at Delgado* Like last time.
Delgado: Come on! It was hilarious! I got a pic here with the rest of my pranks of you.
Delgado: *opens album* Oh! Here's the one where you were scared so bad by the monster, you-
Me: Give me that! *takes it and runs away*
Delgado: *holds up other* Good thing I have extra.
Let's get this party started up in here!
BTW, use Hot Pink on MK!
Silvermist: Hey Trav-
Travis: *grabs Silvermist's paw and puts Silvermist into room, then locks it* Don't worry Silvermist, I think you'll be safe in there!
Travis: *takes bo staff* Bring it on Zombies! *smells popcorn* Yumm...
Me: Yes! Popcorn!
Ruby: Venom, it doesn't matter where you sleep. You'll be given a make-over no matter where you run.
Zenghui: That is true, Sky. Hmm...
Ruby: What color lipstick do you think we should use on Master Kainen? Hot pink, Ruby Red, or just some glittery lip gloss.
Zenghui: I don't know.
Silvermist: *banging on door* Hey! Can someone get me outta here?!
Sky: yay! It's cool, Zenghui, u can always help Flora with the prank war!
Venom: um, i rather sleep with the boys in the sleepover than the girls.
Sky: what u chicken?!
Venom: no! I just dont want to find make-up on my face!
Me: *After randomly screaming in rain, I turn around
* Wait.. huh? *tries to pull open door*
Skye: Laughs inside menacingly, while holding a key*
Me: NOO!!!! I'M SOAKING WET!!! LET ME INNNN!!!
Skye: *microwave beeps* Oooh! My popcorn! *runs away*
Me: *squishing my face on the glass* HAN KAI!
Han Kai: AHCK! ZOMBIE! *runs screaming, bumps into wall, and gets knocked out cold*
Skye: I got popcorn! *eats popcorn while watching my suffering*
Haha, I agree one hundred percent. Dresses are terrible!
Silvermist: Delgado stinks? Well that's not very nice.
Ruby: Yeah. You should only say that when someone actually does smell bad. Like that one time when Zenghui got sprayed by that skunk.
Zenghui: And whose fault was that?!
Zenghui: Yeah! You upset a skunk and pushed me in front of you at last minute.
Ruby: Hey, you were just standing there.
Zenghui: I didn't know you were playing with a skunk...and I was practicing on improving my balance!
Ruby: Ohh, so that's why you were standing on one leg.
Me- sleepover? I LOVE SLEEPOVERS!!!! :) am i invited? PLEASE!!!!
Rafiki- yeah me too. sleepovers are so much FUN.
Me- you've never even been to one.
Rafiki- did to
Me- did not
Rafiki- DID TO
Me- with who?
Ruby: Wow! That was very good, Sky. It seems like you've got some serious smarts when it comes to pranking.
Zenghui: Haha, Nutella?
Me: I like Nutella! :)
Everyone: *stares at me*
Ruby: Anyways...just for that, I think I might bump you up to a higher rank!
Zenghui: That's a great idea, General Ruby.
Ruby: You can have Zenghui's job.
Me: Sleep-over?! Hurray!
Travis: Painting nails? Yuck! That's girl stuff.
Silvermist: I don't do nails.
Ruby: I do make-up.
Ruby: *whispers so the boys can't hear* I do make-up...on the guys when they're sleeping! Heh-heh!
Silvermist: *smiles* Now we're talking!
Me, Ruby, and Silvermist: Nothing.
Master Kainen: It tastes awful.
Jared: The shots are no better.
Me: I know you weren't talking to me about this, but...Dresses?! Ack! I hate dresses. They're awful.
Silvermist: I agree.
Ruby: You know what else is good about a sleep-over?
Ruby: Pillow fights! *holds up pillow and her shadow towers over me*
Me: Ugh. It tastes that bad?
Delgado: *still tries to push bleachers*
Me: how..many..times..did..I..tell...you....THAT YOU CAN'T DO IT!?!?
Delgado: I can and I will!
Me: That's it! *puts his collar on and pulls*
Delgado: *glares at me and pupils go small*
Me: That's never good...
Delgado: *pulls me by running as I drag on the ground*
Me: *eventually meets face-to-face with a tree* Ow.
Delgado: *goes back to bleachers and pushes*
Delgado: I love sleepovers!
Delgado: I can finally give you a dress!
Me: Wait...what? You don't need a dress for a sleepover!
Delgado: Oh. *grabs arm and drags me*
Me: Where are we going?
Delgado: Dress store. I want you to wear a dress once in your life.
Me: Are you a man or my mom?!?!
Delgado: Wow. That is smart.
Delgado: ...and back to reality.
Delgado: Whose Nuetella?
Delgado: Are you just going to keep doing that?
Skye: MASTER KAINEN!!!!!!! FLEE INSIDE! DON'T TAKE THE MEDICINE!!
Han Kai: Hey, you guys can come over and have a sleep-over!
Skye: Yeah, and you and Travis can paint each other's nails!
Han Kai: Oh yeah..... WAIT, what????
Me: *screaming in rain* SLEEP-OVER!!!
Skye: I'll get the nail polish!
Han Kai: *still thinking* ..............
Flora: yup, she's the daredevil in the sister hood.
Sky: u got that right!! Okay, morning has more light, but people won't be up at that time. The night doesn't have to much light, but yet some people. I'd say the afternoon will be a good time. By both the people and light, mostly because many populated areas such as the mall will have a ton of people there.
Flora: wow, that was the smartest thing u had ever said.
Sky: I LIKE NEUTELLA!!!
Flora: never mind it's gone.
Master Kainen: *standing out in rain* W-wait! Where are you guys going?
*thunder rumbles and the rain pours down even more*
Travis: Dad! Get inside!
Master Kainen: *starts pushing bleachers* No! I need to help Skye!
June: Master Kainen, get inside here this instant! You'll catch a cold!
Jared: Yeah. And then you'll have to take her awful tasting medicine.
Master Kainen: *eyes grow wide and rushes inside*
Skye: SHOOSH YES I NEED HELP!!! *starts pushing bleachers and feet grind into ground.*
Me: Are you trying to dig to China like that?
Skye: SMART ALEK!
Me: You know some 3rd graders tried digging a pit to Disneyland in the playground at my school once?
Han Kai: ?
Me: They actually dug about three feet down.....
Skye: HELP ME, MASTER KAINEN!
Me: On three, PUSH! One, two, *thunderclap followed by rain*
Skye: RUN! THE GODS OF THE SKY MUST BE ANGRY AT US! *We all flee inside*
Me: Calling your older sister 'magat'?!
Jared: Woah. I guess Sky likes to take risks.
Ruby: Hmm...I guess we should begin our attack soon. We don't want to give Eloise too much time to come up with anything if she is. And yet, we need the perfect time to strike. Which means we might have to wait...I guess we should start soon.
Zenghui: No exact date yet, General?
Ruby: No. We'll need to plan more. Any ideas, soldiers?