Heh, I couldn't help myself! I was originally going to wait on posting this, but like I just said, I just couldn't help it.
Now, back to the story. Here's the prologue:
Prologue: Ruby Xiaolin is a mischievous red fox who's at home with a new babysitter while her parents and brother are away. The babysitter has no idea what Ruby is like, but soon finds out when she arrives.
~*Batskee*~
I'll post the first chapter when this posts!
Haha, LOL.
Me: Ugh. It tastes that bad?
Delgado: *still tries to push bleachers*
Me: how..many..times..did..I..tell...you....THAT YOU CAN'T DO IT!?!?
Delgado: I can and I will!
Me: That's it! *puts his collar on and pulls*
Delgado: *glares at me and pupils go small*
Me: That's never good...
Delgado: *pulls me by running as I drag on the ground*
Me: *eventually meets face-to-face with a tree* Ow.
Delgado: *goes back to bleachers and pushes*
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Delgado: I love sleepovers!
Me: eh...
Delgado: I can finally give you a dress!
Me: Wait...what? You don't need a dress for a sleepover!
Delgado: Oh. *grabs arm and drags me*
Me: Where are we going?
Delgado: Dress store. I want you to wear a dress once in your life.
Me: Are you a man or my mom?!?!
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Delgado: Wow. That is smart.
Me: Yeah...
Delgado: ...and back to reality.
Me: Yeah...
Delgado: Whose Nuetella?
Me: Yeah...
Delgado: Are you just going to keep doing that?
Me: Yeah...
Skye: MASTER KAINEN!!!!!!! FLEE INSIDE! DON'T TAKE THE MEDICINE!!
Han Kai: Hey, you guys can come over and have a sleep-over!
Skye: Yeah, and you and Travis can paint each other's nails!
Han Kai: Oh yeah..... WAIT, what????
Me: *screaming in rain* SLEEP-OVER!!!
Skye: I'll get the nail polish!
Han Kai: *still thinking* ..............
Flora: yup, she's the daredevil in the sister hood.
Sky: u got that right!! Okay, morning has more light, but people won't be up at that time. The night doesn't have to much light, but yet some people. I'd say the afternoon will be a good time. By both the people and light, mostly because many populated areas such as the mall will have a ton of people there.
Everyone: 0.0
Flora: wow, that was the smartest thing u had ever said.
Sky: I LIKE NEUTELLA!!!
Flora: never mind it's gone.
Master Kainen: *standing out in rain* W-wait! Where are you guys going?
*thunder rumbles and the rain pours down even more*
Travis: Dad! Get inside!
Master Kainen: *starts pushing bleachers* No! I need to help Skye!
June: Master Kainen, get inside here this instant! You'll catch a cold!
Jared: Yeah. And then you'll have to take her awful tasting medicine.
Master Kainen: *eyes grow wide and rushes inside*
Skye: SHOOSH YES I NEED HELP!!! *starts pushing bleachers and feet grind into ground.*
Me: Are you trying to dig to China like that?
Skye: SMART ALEK!
Me: You know some 3rd graders tried digging a pit to Disneyland in the playground at my school once?
Han Kai: ?
Me: They actually dug about three feet down.....
Skye: HELP ME, MASTER KAINEN!
Me: On three, PUSH! One, two, *thunderclap followed by rain*
Skye: RUN! THE GODS OF THE SKY MUST BE ANGRY AT US! *We all flee inside*
Me: Calling your older sister 'magat'?!
Jared: Woah. I guess Sky likes to take risks.
Me: Yeah.
Ruby: Hmm...I guess we should begin our attack soon. We don't want to give Eloise too much time to come up with anything if she is. And yet, we need the perfect time to strike. Which means we might have to wait...I guess we should start soon.
Zenghui: No exact date yet, General?
Ruby: No. We'll need to plan more. Any ideas, soldiers?
Thanks. I'm glad you like the story. And you're moving? I hope the move goes well!
Ruby: And one question, would you and Neo like to join the Pranking War?
@Tigress714:
Haha, *cough* Bragger *cough cough*
Ruby: K-9 Unit, huh? I suppose we could use a guard dog. We need soldiers out on the field keeping an eye on the target. And also some protection for the ones taking part in this war.
Zenghui: Where shall we assign this new unit, General?
Ruby: I'm not sure. The front might be a little too risky. We still don't know if Eloise has anything in store either.
Jared: *salutes* Permission to speak, General?
Ruby: Permission granted. *sees Jared is still saluting* At ease, soldier.
Jared: *stops saluting* I've spotted Eloise conversing with her group at the mall.
Me, Ruby, and Zenghui: *We all blink* You went to the mall?
Jared: Yes. One word. June.
Me, Ruby, and Zenghui: Ohhh okay.
@Syrup240:
Master Kainen: Still need help moving the bleachers? (I have no idea if I spelled that right)
Me: Is it still very expensive to get a seat? Silvermist gave mine to Travis.
Sky: when shall we attack General?!
Flora: Sky, maybe Zenghui is right we just need to calm down.
Sky: *shakes Flora* CALM DOWN?! This is war! Either man up, or woose out, magat!
Flora: *glares and does a low growl* What did u just call me?!
Sky: *laughs nervously* Um.. nothing Flora, ya, maybe it wouldnt hurt to calm down a teensy bit....
Me: Ohh! sounds fun!
Delgado: Extra glue! Got it! Oh man! What to choose!? stick glue, bottle glue, hot glue, gorrilla-
Me: Delgado! It's just glue! Pick bottled!
Delgado: *mutters* Just following the General's orders.
Me: *holds hand full of bottled glue with Delgado* Here you go Lieutennant Zenghui and General Ruby!
~Tigress714
Delgado: Oh! I could be a K-9 unit if you want! I don't want to brag, but I am the leader of my pack and a pranking master.
Me: *Cough* bragger *cough cough*
Delgado: Just call me when you need back up! Or I could be your guard wolf! Or I could be-
Me: Get to the point!
Delgado: *glares at me* *looks to Ruby* I will not fail you, General Ruby! *salutes*
Yes, a pranking war. It's very interesting actually. You see, Ruby...
Ruby: Ahem! General Ruby!
Me: Fine. General Ruby is planning an attack against Eloise. And now everyone is joining in the war.
Ruby: Drop and give me twenty!
Me: What?!
Ruby: You heard me! Drop!
Me: No.
Ruby: Lieutennant!
Zenghui: *glares at me*
Me: *gulp* Alright! Alright! *I start doing push-ups....and I get tired after three*
Ruby: You're pathetic, soldier!
Me: Yes, I am. But it would help if you weren't standing on me!
~*Batskee*~
Ruby: Don't give me excuses, keep going!
Me: Ugh!
Zenghui: Maybe you and Delgado could help gather some more supplies. I think we're going to need some extra glue.
Delgado: I'm a natural in these.
Me: Disagr....Actually he's got a point.
Delgado: I do? I mean....I do!
Me: Sooo, what do me and Delgado do?
~Tigress714
Me: Syrup, need help there bud?
Delgado: *grunts*
Me: You can't move it, Delgado! Three people tried together and it didn't work!
Delgado: *falls to the ground*
Hi! I remember you, I think. You're Tigress714's younger sister right? 'Cuz I think T714 accidently used your account to post something on her story.
Anyway, thank you. I'm glad you like it! I'm also glad you thought it was funny. That's what I was aiming for in this story.
@Tigress714:
Hello! You read this story already? Nice! Wolf in the Snow next? Good luck my friend! And I hope you enjoy!
@Batskee
Hey there! Finally finished the story! It's AWESOME!!! I couldn't stop laughing! I can't decide what my favorite part is because everything is amazing! You are an awesome writer! I am now going to read Wolf in the snow so chao!
~Tigress714
Delgado: Wolf in the snow?! Yeah! I love wolves!
Me: Umm... you're a wolf too.
Delgado: I know that! *hugs himself* I love wolves!
Me: *mutters* He's stupid AND insane.
Delgado: Hey! *fights me*
Me: AHH, HELP! DX!
HI!!! Rememer me?! I finished the story. Ok, so this story, I don't like it. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!! haha, I gave you a scare, didn't I? I feel so bad for Ruby and Zenghui, i wonder what's going to happen next! Anyway, post soon! Can't wait!
Ruby crossed her arms and leaned against the glass doors as the two girls kept digging. She finally got bored with waiting and called to them.
Josie heard her and looked up. She saw the two inside. Valerie saw Josie had stopped working. "What's wrong?"
"They're inside!" Josie said happily. She jumped out of the hole and ran inside.
Valerie, however, was stuck inside the hole. When Josie jumped out, she kicked the dirt to give her a boost.
The dirt caved her in. She tried to get out, but her paws were sore. She screamed, "Josie get back here!"
Josie couldn't hear her. Josie had sat down on the wooden floor, sighing in relief.
Ruby rolled her eyes and went out to help Valerie. She looked down into the hole and heard Valerie screaming. Ruby just said, "Save your breath, otherwise you'll use up your oxygen."
"Ruby? Ruby, help me!" Valerie shouted.
Ruby got out her dark gray claws and dug quickly. Valerie felt the air get thin. Then, a white paw and its claws broke through the dirt wall.
Valerie was pulled out by Ruby and she smiled at the fox. "Thank you," Valerie said. "I was starting to get a little worried."
"No problem," Ruby said simply.
"How'd you get in?" Valerie asked, stretching from being cramped in the narrow hole.
"I used the key," said Ruby.
Valerie just looked at Ruby. Even though she had been with Ruby for over a week now, her tricks and schemes still surprised her. "A key? You had a key this whole time?"
"Yes. I asked if you wanted my help, but you refused it," Ruby said looking away.
Valerie sighed. "I'm sorry." Ruby looked at Valerie's paw confused. She held it out with her usual kind and sweet smile. Her emerald eyes seemed sincere.
"What?" asked Ruby.
"Thank you, friend," said Valerie.
Ruby just said, "One step at a time." Valerie thought she didn't want to shake her hand, but Ruby shook it and said, "You're welcome, acquaintance."
Valerie just shrugged and took it. She wished she and Ruby would immediately be friends, but with this red fox it would be, as Ruby said, one step at a time.
Master Kainen: Okay then. *sees instructions* Pft. We don't need any instructions, I'm a natural at building!
Travis: *mutters* Not.
Master Kainen; I heard that!
Silvermist: I hope they remember me.
Me: I'm not so sure. There are lots of wolves around these boards.
Ruby: Hey, can I have a discount?!
Travis: *narrows eyes* I...am...not...Kai!
Silvermist: Ohhh, someone STILL jealous?
Travis: I am not jealous. You're my wife now. You're mine.
Ruby: Yeah, now she's stuck with you.
Travis & Zenghui: *glare at Ruby*
Ruby: *smiles sheepishly* Just kidding!
Me: OF COURSE I NEED HELP!!! *looks at construction manual* Wait.... wha?
Skye: hey, Han Kai. Important question.
Han Kai: Ten bucks a pop.
Skye: That's my thing! Anyway, who's Travis?
Han Kai: I don't really know, I think he's a mountain lion that doesn't trust a goat, and he was granted wishes by some wolf dude.
Me: Well, Travis, I guess you won't be getting a discount.
Master Kainen: Do you need help moving things and building things, Syrup? I don't mind.
Travis: Oh, can I get a ticket?
Silvermist; *sitting on grass, sipping soda* It's ten bucks a person, Trav.
Travis: What? Umm...do you think you can give a discount to a good friend of yours?
Silvermist: They don't know you that well Travis.
Travis: Hush!
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