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Date: 12/30/12 9:25 PM
From: Batskee

Heh, I couldn't help myself! I was originally going to wait on posting this, but like I just said, I just couldn't help it.
Now, back to the story. Here's the prologue:

Prologue: Ruby Xiaolin is a mischievous red fox who's at home with a new babysitter while her parents and brother are away. The babysitter has no idea what Ruby is like, but soon finds out when she arrives.


~*Batskee*~
I'll post the first chapter when this posts!

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Date: 04/16/13 8:57 PM
From: Batskee

@Syrup240:

Master Kainen: Do you need help moving things and building things, Syrup? I don't mind.
Travis: Oh, can I get a ticket?
Silvermist; *sitting on grass, sipping soda* It's ten bucks a person, Trav.
Travis: What? Umm...do you think you can give a discount to a good friend of yours?
Silvermist: They don't know you that well Travis.
Travis: Hush!

~*Batskee*~
Jared: I'll take a ticket!

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Date: 04/16/13 8:50 PM
From: jumpinlove

@Batskee

Sky: *looking at Flora and Venom* well, u heard the general! Lets do this!!!!!

@Syrup240

Me: um, Syrup ya need some help. And NOOO!!!!! WHY?!?! I waited for 5 days to get those tickets!!!!!

Jumpinlove

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Date: 04/15/13 6:25 PM
From: syrup240

@Batskee and jumpinlove:

Me: AGGHH! It's been ten whole HOURS and I still haven't- wait! the last screw! *screws in*
Skye: *walks up* Good job, Syrup!
Me: Thanks! NOW THE TICKETS!!
Skye: Uno problemo.
Me: ?
Skye: I wanted the bleachers here.. *walks over an inch from bleachers and points*
Me: I guess we'll just push it then..
Han Kai, Me, Skye: PUSH!!!!
*six minutes later*
Han Kai: I guess you'll just have to take it apart again and rebuild it, Syrup.
Me: WHAT?!!?!?!?
Skye: Do you want this ticket or not?

Syrup240 ;D
Me: YES!!! GIMME!!!

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Date: 04/15/13 2:59 PM
From: Batskee

@Jumpinlove:

Ruby: Alrighty then. Public humiliation it is. That means...Hmm...we should prank her in the center of the city. Or at a busy plaza.
Zenghui: I recommend doing it by the statue of Po in Gongmen City, General Ruby.
Ruby: Perfect! Everyone goes there to see Po's statue. So, I was thiking maybe that we could surprise attack her with the silly string. Then the wooden boards could be launched straight her way after we cut the rope keepin the boards down.
Zenghui: Ouch.
Ruby: Exactly. Then, the catapult shall launch her high into the sky where we shall silly string her in a web-like thing. Keeping her stuck in that for a long while.
Zenghui: Doesn't that seem a little extreme?
Ruby: We are in a PRANKING WAR soldier! Buck up or step aside!
Zenghui: *glares at sister and looks at her over her head* What did you say, Ruby?
Ruby: Uhh...hehehe! Nothing, big brother.

~*Batskee*~

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Date: 04/14/13 1:26 AM
From: jumpinlove

@Batskee
Sky: public humiliation! Right, guys?!
Flora and Venom: yes!

@Syrup240
Me: what?! Ten dollars?! NO!!!!!
Li: *rolls eyes* get a hold of yourself!
Me: alright fine!

Jumpinlove

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Date: 04/13/13 9:32 AM
From: Batskee

@Jumpinlove:

Ruby: Alrighty then. Next, we have to find a good spot to prank her in. Do you want her humiliated or publicly humiliated?
Zenghui: Permission to speak, General Ruby?
Ruby: Permission granted, Lieutennant Zenghui.
Zenghui: Thank you. Now, since this is a Pranking War and we want to ultimately prank someone, we might go with public humiliation.
Ruby: Alright. What would you all say?

@Syrup240:

Yes, a Pranking War.
Me; I'm just sitting down watching.
Silvermist; You do know they're going to charge us ten bucks a pop right?
Me: What?!?!
Silvermist: Mhmm. So I guess we better get ready to cash it over.
Me: Wait! We can watch from inside a building where they can't charge us!
Silvermist: We can't. The places are all sold out to the people who are taking cover. They don't want to be pranked!

~*Batskee*~

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Date: 04/12/13 1:04 PM
From: syrup240

@Batskee and jumpinlove:

Skye: A pranking war?!?!?!
Han Kai: Shmowzow that sounds AWESHOME!
Me: Yo!! I'm back!
Skye, Han Kai, Jin, Lee: *dryly* Great..
Me: IKR!!!!!!
Skye: Quick, Syrup, build some bleachers with me so we can watch this pranking war!!
Me: Ask someone else!
Han Kai: You won't get free tickets if you don't help us build.
Me: What? You're charging people to watch from the bleachers when they can just watch anywhere?
Skye: Ten bucks a pop.

Syrup240 ;D
Skye: MUSH, SYRUP! BUILD THOSE STANDS!

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Date: 04/11/13 6:30 PM
From: jumpinlove

@Batskee

Sky and Venom: understood, Ma'am.
Sky: Flora, u have to join our pranks! Please! *does puppy eyes*
Flora: im not sure....
Sky: PLEASE?!??!
Flora: alright fine, i'll join. Who knows it might be fun.
Venom and Sky: yay!
Flora: proceed on with the mission general Ruby!

Jumpinlove

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Date: 04/09/13 3:47 PM
From: Batskee

@Jumpinlove:

Ruby: *grins*
Zenghui: Oh brother.
Ruby: General Ruby? *grins even more* I like that!
Zenghui: Just go on with our plan.
Ruby: *looks at him* Our plan? You're gonna be in this too?!
Zenghuil: Well, I suppose it could be interesting.
Ruby: *sniffs*
Zenghui: What? What's wrong?
Ruby: This is the happiest day of my life!
Zenghui: *facepaws*

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Ruby: *goes into room and comes out in army outfit* Alright, soldiers! This is a pranking war! And in this pranking war, I won't have anybody a dilly-dallyin'. Am I understood?
Zenghui; Understood, sir. *salutes*
Ruby; Alright then, lieutennant. Now. Let's begin with our plan. Two of us will gather some silly string, another two or three people will get some rope, pockets knives, and some boards. Then, after that. I shall continue.

~*Batskee*~

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Date: 04/08/13 7:48 PM
From: jumpinlove

@Batskee

Sky: okay we have enemy, now how shall we to the attack!?
Venom: yup, butvhow? We have the supplies, but how will we plan?! General Ruby, how shall we attck?

Jumpinlove

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Date: 04/07/13 8:41 PM
From: Batskee

Josie crossed her arms and looked at Valerie. "Shall we start digging?"

Valerie rolled her eyes and said, "I guess so."

Josie got her claws out and so did Valerie. The South Chinese Tiger began digging into the ground and Valerie assisted her. The two dug down deep until they were down deep enough that one of them could fit in.

"You need to make it wider," said Valerie.

"I'll do that, you work on getting us in," said Josie.

"Okay," Valerie said continuing to dig.

Ruby just shook her head in disapproval. Peter sighed and said to Ruby, "I'm sorry I rejected your help."

"It's alright," the red fox replied. She turned to the bush that held the key. "Would you like to hear my plan?"

Peter nodded slowly. His head still hurt badly. The snow leopard said softly, "Yes please."

"Alright then. My plan is to get up, walk over to the bush, and get the key to the house," said Ruby.

Peter just blinked. Now he really wished he hadn't rejected her help. "Okay then," he said.

She got up and went to get the key. She went around the two who were digging. Dirt and grass flew up from the hole.

She took out the key and unlocked the door. She opened it and helped Peter inside. "Are you okay?" she asked kindly.

"Yes, thank you," Peter said sitting down on a dining room seat. He was a little skeptical at first to sit down, thinking it was a trick.

Maybe she's starting to like us, he thought. He watched as she closed the door and locked it from the inside and watched as she spied on the two digging.

Peter asked if he could have some ice. Ruby nodded and the fox walked across the floor and to the kitchen quickly. She got some cloth and put some ice in it. She gave it to Peter and he thanked her.

"How come you're nice all of a sudden?" he asked.

"Well, you all are being nice to me even though I've been torturing you all. So, I guess I can cut you some slack."

He smiled at her. He placed the ice cube wrapped in cloth gently on his forehead and tried to relax.

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Date: 04/06/13 4:14 PM
From: Batskee

@Jumpinlove:

Ruby: I do believe that someone is in need of pranking...or at least someone who deserves it. Eloise...she's actually been pretty mellow this week. Not one insult to me in days.
Zenghui: Maybe she's finally turned over a new leaf.
Ruby: *narrows eyes* I don't trust her. There's something definately wrong here. *looks down and sees pitfall trap* Aha! Eloise must've set this!
Me: Or, it could've been someone else trying to trick their own enemy.
Ruby: A great prankster knows they're opponent and who are likely to mess with me!
Zenghui: True. Not many people want to get you mad.
Ruby: Exactly! Now to put this simply. We're going to trick, Eloise!

~*Batskee*~

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Date: 04/04/13 8:32 PM
From: jumpinlove

@Batskee

Flora: i really dont want to go to court again, so try not do anything stupid.
Sky: *chuckles* have u even met me, Flora? But fine i will try not go to court, again... Ruby, we need to prank someone who totally deserves it or is just annoying
Venom: *checks prank book* Sky, we already pranked all the people who are annoying and deserves it that we know
Sky: okay, then Riby know anyone annoying, that deserves to be pranks?!

Jumpinlove

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Date: 04/03/13 5:25 PM
From: Batskee

@Jumpinlove:

Me: Ruby, make sure ya don't get yourself sent to court again, okay?
Ruby: Alright. Alright. If you want to spoil the fun, I won't.
Me: If it means avoiding another court meeting, yes, I REALLY want to spoil the fun!
Ruby: O-kay then. *looks at Sky and Venom* Who shall we prank first?

~*Batskee*~

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Date: 04/03/13 12:39 AM
From: jumpinlove

@Batskee

Sky: hm... its been awhile since i tricked someone, how long has it been Venom?
Venom: *checks clock* about 10 minutes...
Sky: wow, its been that long?! Ya why not? Okay Venom do we have the supplies?
Venom: *checks pranks bag* yup!

Jumpinlove

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Date: 04/01/13 10:33 PM
From: Batskee

@Jumpinlove:

Ruby; Way too much. Hmm, do you want to trick someone I know?
Zenghui: What do you mean trick someone? Eloise?
Ruby: Uhh...no...what would make you think that?

~*Batskee*~

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Date: 04/01/13 7:38 PM
From: jumpinlove

@Batskee

Flora: *blushing* th-thanks Zenghui, thats so sweet of u to say *smiles and looks away*
Sky: okay, too much lovey-dove stuff im just going to do some pranks before i die of sweetness. *leaves*
Venom: ya, ditto *leaves*

Jumpinlove

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Date: 04/01/13 3:52 PM
From: Batskee

@Jumpinlove:

Zenghui: I'm so sorry Flora. But, I have to say. I like you strict. *holds out flowers and smiles*
Ruby: I still like being crazy.
Zenghui: You wouldn't be Ruby if you weren't.
Ruby: That is so true.

~*Batskee*~

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Date: 04/01/13 12:42 PM
From: jumpinlove

@Batskee

Flora: i never got a chance to be crazy because after Skylar was 10, our parents died
Venom: so thats why u are always strict
Flora: ya, after they died i had to be much more responcible for my action and also Sky

Jumpinlove

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Date: 04/01/13 11:46 AM
From: Batskee

Chapter 12: Acquaintances

Ruby walked down the streets of Gongmen City and looked behind her to see how her babysitters were doing. Valerie's eyes were wide after Ruby gave her a present that had rubber snakes that shot out at her.

"Can we at least try to break in the mansion?" asked Josie.

"Sure," Ruby said. "But first," she added with a sly smile. "Let's race!"

"Race? Race for what? Race for who? Did you put a boy in a well?" asked Josie.

Ruby just gave Josie a look and said sarcastically, "No Josie, I only do that on Tuesdays."

"Let's just get back there and we'll plan something out." Peter said.

They walked to the mansion and Ruby looked at them. They were huddled together, discussing their plan. "Maybe we should break the glass doors," said Peter.

"Or we could try and climb through a window," said Valerie.

"Or we could dig our way in," said Josie.

The two just looked at her. Josie just shrugged, "It's an idea."

"Okay, if our ideas fail, we'll do yours," Peter said.

Peter came up to the glass door and gave a hard punch, hoping to break it. But then he's face cringed and he shook his paw from the pain. "That didn't work!"

"Let me try," said Valerie. The snow leopard got ready to run into it. She took a few steps back and crouched down.

She narrowed her emerald green eyes and charged at the glass door. She closed her eyes and rammed against it, but it didn't work. She hit the ground on her back and everything was spinning.

Ruby helped her up and said, "How's that working out for you guys?"

Valerie ignored her comment and went back to Peter and Josie. Ruby started to feel bad for them and began to ask if they wanted help, but they ignored her.

"We don't need your help," Josie said confidently. Ruby narrowed her eyes. Josie was really getting on her nerves.

"Alright then, go at it," Ruby said gesturing for Josie to go next.

Josie nodded. She walked up to the glass door and started attacking it. She punched it, slammed into it, high kicked it, low kicked it, and even headbutted it. Nothing worked.

Josie felt dizzy. Ruby laid back on the ground and saw it was starting to flurry. She gazed up at the clouds and stuck out her tongue, hoping to catch a flurry.

As she was watching the snow fall down, Peter came up to the mansion and looked up. He saw a window up high. If he could climb up there, he could try and open the window and get in.

Peter got out his claws and tried to climb up. His claws just scratched against the house. He looked around.

He saw a little flower box that would give him just the right lift to climb over to another ledge. He did his best to try and keep it steady, but he tipped it over as he jumped and grabbed onto the ledge.

"Ohh, Mother isn't going to be happy once she sees what you've done," said Ruby.

Peter tried not to mess anything else up. He tried to balance himself on the narrow ledge and looked up to find he was a big jump away from the window.

Ruby saw Peter looking at the window from where he was. He wouldn't dare, Ruby thought.

Then she watched as he leapt from the ledge and stretched out his arms and got his paws ready to grab onto the ledge.

She shut her eyes as he missed the ledge by the window. Her ears went flat as she heard him crash into the flower box.

She opened one eye and tried not to laugh as she saw there was a flower on his head.

"Having some troubles?" asked Ruby, in a slight taunting voice.

Peter ignored her and walked over to the two felines. He had a massive headache and it was pounding in his head. He closed his eyes and sat down.

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