Heh, I couldn't help myself! I was originally going to wait on posting this, but like I just said, I just couldn't help it.
Now, back to the story. Here's the prologue:
Prologue: Ruby Xiaolin is a mischievous red fox who's at home with a new babysitter while her parents and brother are away. The babysitter has no idea what Ruby is like, but soon finds out when she arrives.
I'll post the first chapter when this posts!
Ruby: I am a busy vixen. I don't have time to be everywhere at once. Besides, I've already have tons of other trophies. *opens closet and mountain load of trophies pour out* Heh-heh, and you only have one!
Zenghui: Ruby, that's not a very gracious way to accept forfeiting.
Ruby: I didn't forfeit. I'm busy. I told you that and I told everyone else that. And besides, I wouldn't wanna prank around with someone who's a sore winner.
Me: ANYWAY, I'll post the chapter a little later.
Rafiki- 5......4......3......2......2 1/2......1. TIMES UP RUBY. by not posting anything for a week you officially just for-fited the competition to me.
Me- Rafiki- give her more time.
Rafiki- i gave her a week. the match goes to me. where's my pranking trophy.
Me- ugh i'll get it. *gets a gold trophy with a person with a pie in his face on top.* i declare the pranking master Rafiki.
Rafiki- you heard her Ruby. i won and i'm the master now. better luck next time......not.
Rafiki- oh ho ho!! you have no idea who you're talking to missy. now i'et me show you what i can do with the pull of a string. in one second (pulls string)
(all this happens at the same time)
at a random house party the string pulls all the chairs out from under people and they fall onto push pins and pies fall on their faces. at another house a kid is brushing his teeth. the string pulls the toothbrush and toothpaste get all over his eyes. another string pulls him to the toilet and he sticks his head in and the toilet flushes. then in the street a parade is going on and the string opens 20 buckets of slime, sour milk, chicken feathers, chicken feed, cow manure, mud, leaches, oil, grease, hot tar, ink, rotten eggs, saliva, pellets, croc snot, vomit, porcupines, cobras, raw sewage, and other gross stuff. then a gas tank with a special potion i made in your house leaks and the potion turns you, Zenghui, Valerie, Peter, & Eloies into chickens. then all the people who opened up a door within the one second are blasted with hoses and pies. I count 56. then in Hiei?s room the mattress flips, he is blasted with a hose, and he rolls on to a mat that electrifies him. then for all the kids? who are afraid of the dark and ghosts(84), the light goes out in their rooms and a white bed sheet painted like a ghost hangs down and scares them. and finally at a fancy tea party everybody(28) gets pied.
So 20 buckets
56 people who open doors pied
56 people who open doors hosed
84 scared kids in dark
84 scared kids with ghost
28 fancy ladies pied
6 pulled chairs
6 push pins
6 house party pies
1 tooth paste in eyes
1 head in toilet
1 toilet flushed
5 people turned into chickens
1 flipped mattress
1 hose blasted at Hiei
+1 electric mat
equals (using calculator) 357 pranks in 1 second
oh well nice try Ruby but you can?t beat the Queen. i?m the winner just deal with it.
Ruby: Grr...you may be a prissy queen, but I am a MASTER! *yanks string*
The string is connected to: Cage full of chickens, oil, glue and feathers, mud, spicy pepper, black ink, four trays, and table cloths and some other things...
*all happening in one second mind you*
Chickens break loose through the streets of Gongmen, oil spills all over a roller skating area, glue and feathers fall on people under a fruit stand, mud is dumped on people who are attending a formal white clothes party, spicy pepper falls into the mouths of children holding their tongues out for no reason, black ink leaks out into lake that kids are swimming in, and four trays and the table cloth are yanked out, causing the food to spill out all over, power goes out over half the city, the city's lights change to Christmas colors on the other half, toilet paper covers over the Christmas color half, jacks are spilt out on the dancing floor, people holding the end of the rope are pulled and stick to giant net goes over people who are afraid of nets (don't ask), and the mattress Zenghui is sleeping on flips over.
Ruby: Let's see here: 1. The chickens 2. The oil 3. Glue and feathers, 4. Mud 5. Spicy Pepper 6. Ink 7. Trays 8 Tables 9. Power outage 10. Christmas colors 11. Toilet Paper 12.Jacks 13. Oil on dancing floor 14. People holding rope 15. Giant net 16. Zenghui
Rafiki- hey Ruby before you post anything check this out.
Hiei- *walks into room and gets foot caught in snare* not another.....*in a blink of an eye the rope pulls him up through 10 containers, bounces off trampoline on ceiling, and falls into a giant cream pie and 10 hoses immediately blast him with steaming hot water.*
Rafiki- yes i win. you might have not notice but all of that happened in 1 second. you can't beat the Queen of pranks. this competition is over. the victor.....Rafiki.
Me- the winner of the pranking competition is Rafiki. sorry Ruby but you did a great job. by the way the 10 containers were filled with 1. hot glue 2. month old milk 3. dirty diapers 4. rotten eggs 5. raw sushi 6. stinky slime 7.syrup, 8. hot tar, 9.chicken feathers and 10. crocodile snot.
Rafiki- hey Ruby take this *throws pie in your face*
Rafiki-hm impressive. was that really 23 seconds. check out mine.
Hiei- *walks through town then gets his foot caught in a skate* not again *zips down hill at top speed, in less than five seconds he goes through a beauty salon, a fur salon, and a dress store. he is now a curly fur wolf with red lipstick and a hot pink dress. then buckets of syrup, hot tar, month old milk, super stinky slime, rotten eggs, chicken feathers, and dirty diapers fall on his head. then gets pulled through a muddy swamp. gets covered in mud and leaches. then finally gets stopped inside a fancy tea cafe full of fancy ladies. they scream and all (about 50) start hitting him with umbrellas.)
Rafiki- HAHAHA i count 13 pranks in *looks at stopwatch* 15 seconds. admit it. i'm the queen of pranks.
Eloise: *walks in and runs into clear food wrap* Woah! *struggles to get wrap of herself and steps into roller skates and glides across oiled floor, then trips over wire, stretched across from one side of the room to the other* Ahhh! *lands in pile of super sticky glue and the wire she had tripped over, had snapped and a bucket of chicken feed it had been connected to falls onto her* Heyyy! *random chickens race over and start pecking the bird seed off of her* Get away!
Valerie: Eloise! *comes in and slips on oil, then grabs onto furniture* Close one. *sits on breakaway chair and falls down again, but on jacks* Yowch!
Peter: Valerie! I'll help you *Walks out of kitchen and trips over wire which causes a giant vase to fall down upon him*
Ruby: Walla! A masterpiece of pranks. All in 23 seconds.
Me- you must be very busy, i haven't seen any new chapters on Ruby and the Babysitter, Wolf in the Snow, or on Mt. Frost.
Rafiki- did Ruby see my newest pranking episode? i'm waiting for her reply.
Me- please post soon.
Hiei- *in a cage* can i come out now?
Rafiki-oooo!! if that was a challenge i accept.
Hiei-*walks in* ugh i finally got all of that syrup out of my fur. not cool Rafiki.
Rafiki-ya know what they say, never trust a hyena. oh there is some extra towels in the closet.
Hiei- kay *grabs closet doornobb, gets electricuted. sighs*(unaware he is stuck to another glue trap)
Me- so what's the big one?
Rafiki- 1...2....*Hiei yells as he is buried in thousands of golf balls* and here's the best part.
Hiei- *raises out of mass of balls justs as the balls explode into a giant glob of, you guessed it, syrup.*
Rafiki-oh the sweet exploding ball trick. love it. and don't forget the water pistol..
Hiei- water pistol? *gets sprayed in the face by a water gun hidden in the closet.* i going to take a bath, AGAIN!
*opens bathroom door and a bucket of muddy water falls on his head.* RAFIKI!!!!!!*trips on a wire and falls into a face full of cream pie.then runs away as Rafiki sprays him with a hose.
Rafiki- hey Ruby. top 8 in 45 seconds
Ruby: *gasp* 6 pranks in under one minute? How is that possible?!
Zenghui: Well, I guess you just have to have the skill.
Ruby: Skill? Skill?! I have TONS of skill and I never attempted to do such a thing.
Zenghui: The people of Gongmen would sue us if you tried such a thing.
Ruby: I don't care! I need to try and do 7 or more pranks in under a minute! *smirks* And Eloise is going to help me...*runs off*
Zenghui: No, Ruby! Don't!
Rafiki-oh yeah more pranking. ya gotta love the pranks. i know i do.
Hiei-*walks in with a fake mustache glued to his face* you did this didn't you.
Rafiki-*trying not to laugh* dude you fell asleep next to a bottle of glue, you were so asking for it.
Hiei-*growls**walks to Rafiki and steps on a mouse trap* YEOW!!!! *stubbles back and gets stuck on a glue trap* RAFIKI!!!!
Rafiki-*laughing**holds up camra* i am so posting this.
Hiei-*trips on a wire and slams into a pedistal. gets a vase stuck on his head.
Me- *walks in* guys what's going on in...*sees Hiei with a vase on his head* haha
Hiei-*grabs a doornnob and gets electricuted. the door opens and a bucket of syrup, sour milk, and purple slime fall on his head.*
Rafiki- yes!!! 6 pranks in under a minute. new record