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Around The World in 80 Songs (Part II)

Date: 10/04/12 7:51 PM
From: Darthskipr

Previously on The Penguins of Madagascar?
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KJ: Who are y?all going to the dance with?!
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P: I know; I?ll ask Cupid!

Rx: [Shattered-looking face]
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[Private?s letter to Cupid falls out of the Mailman?s satchel and onto the ground]
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Dr. B: See you in 2 weeks! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [static]
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Rx: I HAVE TO GO BACK TO MIAMI.
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Rx: C?mon, ?cuz! Just give Kowalski a chance!

Annette: I don?t know?
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P: Roxy, do you? love me?

Rx: [Gets an ?Oh Snap? look on her face]
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[Roxy is watching the TV]

TV: In other news, it appears that the movie ?Catching Fire? will not be coming to theaters. Ever.

Rx: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Me: Okay, maybe that last part wasn?t ENTIRELY true (At least I hope not?)
Ah, whatever; let?s just get on with the next part!

-Darthskipr

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Date: 06/18/13 1:48 AM
From: immacat

Pitch: *jumps up and down* YOUR BACK YAAAY!!!....Cliff-hanger, *drops to knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

oh BTW I'm making a fanfic called Animal collage, I need 30 people, erm, well 29 cause soffie is already in. Roxy would be a PERFECT prankster! applications are uploaded on the fanfic. Kay? because I need DESTICT characters. and for pranksers I need a cat and a penguin.. P.S. Private will be there!!!! PLEASE GO! Roxy MUST shine!!!

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Date: 06/17/13 2:58 PM
From: 7gaga

Aaahhhhh!! I loved this chapter!!! Question, though: Why were the people clapping for them? Aren't they supposed to be not seen or something? And was that Skipper who said that? Why's he gotta ruin everything?! . Wow, I need a hobby, too...
~7GaGa
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Date: 06/16/13 9:24 PM
From: bullgal

Can Soffie travel with them PLEASE?
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Date: 06/16/13 2:12 PM
From: Darthskipr

@immacat- Yes, yes you do. And so do I, apparently
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[As the two stride towards the center of the dancefloor, the music?s volume increases; Roxy starts to become nervous]

Rx; [with slight uncertainty] Er, Prives? There?s a lot more people in here than I thought? You think we should??

P: [smiles] As a beautiful, yet oddly daft penguin once said, ?There?s a time for caution, and there?s a time for action?. I think this would be a time for action, don?t you?

Rx: [smirks and raises her brow] Alright; let?s see if you can keep up!

[She takes his arm and they begin a complex modern tango]

You had me hooked again from the minute you sat down
The way you bite your lip
Got my head spinnin' around
After a drink or two
I was putty in your hands
I don't know if I have the strength to stand

Oh oh oh...
Trouble troublemaker. yeah
That's your middle name
Oh oh oh...
I know you're no good but you're stuck in my brain
And I wanna know

Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad?
Oh oh oh...
My mind keeps saying
?Run as fast as you can?
I say I'm done, but then you pull me back
Oh oh oh...
I swear you're giving me a heart attack
Troublemaker!

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-Meanwhile-
[The others are searching the food court, nearing ?La pimienta ardiente?]

Ml: Hey, does anyone else hear salsa music?

[The others glances at each other, then shake their heads; Rico shrugs]
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It's like you're always there in the corners of my mind
I see a silhouette every time I close my eyes
There must be poison in those finger tips of yours
Cause I keep comin' back again for more

Oh oh oh...
Trouble troublemaker, yeah
That's your middle name
Oh oh oh...
I know you're no good but you're stuck in my brain
And I wanna know

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[Marlene hears the muffled chorus coming from the closed restaurant]

Ml: Guys! Check this out! [they all listen against the door]

S: What in the Pickled Trout is going on in there?!
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Maybe I'm insane
Cause I keep doing the same old thing
Thinking one day we gon' change
But you know just how to work that back
And make me forget my name
What the heck you do I won't remember
I'll be gone until November
And you'll show up again next summer, yeah!
Typical middle name is Prada
Fit you like a glove girl
I'm sick of the drama
You're a troublemaker
But dang girl it's like I love the trouble
And I can't even explain why

Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad?
Oh oh oh...
My mind keeps saying
?Run as fast as you can?
Troublemaker
I say I'm done but then you pull me back
Oh oh oh...
I swear you're giving me a heart attack
Troublemaker

Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad?
Oh oh oh...
My mind keeps saying
?Run as fast as you can?
Troublemaker
I say I'm done but then you pull me back
Oh oh oh...
I swear you're giving me a heart attack
Troublemaker

[Private and Roxy finish the dance to thunderous applause; they look at each other for a beat longer than normal when suddenly--]

VOICE: What do you two think you?re doing?!

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Date: 06/14/13 8:53 PM
From: immacat

POOOOST!
i've noticed something in while waiting for a new part... I really need a hobby...
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Date: 06/09/13 1:26 AM
From: immacat

POST! i luv your stories than i love my own! PLZ PLZ PLZ!!!!
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Date: 06/07/13 3:33 PM
From: 7gaga

@Darthskipr- Yay! Thanks!
~7GaGa
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Date: 06/07/13 2:25 PM
From: Darthskipr

@7gaga- Perhaps.... I've only started saving the fanfic scripts recently, but yeah, there might be a few I can copy+paste back on here! ;)

-Darthskipr

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Date: 06/06/13 2:30 PM
From: 7gaga

@Darthskipr- Sorry for badgering you, but did/can you read my last post?
~7GaGa
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Date: 06/06/13 11:37 AM
From: Darthskipr

@bullgal- It's okay! Just takin' some time to write the next part

Yeah, she should make another appearance or two. You'll see! ;)

-Darthskipr

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Date: 06/06/13 8:05 AM
From: bullgal

DID I MAKE YOU DISAPEAR AGAIN!?Ugh why cant I shut my mouth
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Date: 05/20/13 5:50 PM
From: gopenguins

OMG I LOVE that song!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: 05/20/13 3:18 PM
From: bullgal

is Soffie gonna appear agin?its been 3 chaps with know sign of her!
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Date: 05/19/13 4:49 PM
From: immacat

Pitch: *at night sitting on a wall over a ocean* hm.
Arrow: *coming over with two pieces of cake* hey dere Pitchy! think fast! TORRO! *throws one piece of cake in the air
pitch: *without looking up* (catches it and sets it aside) gracias Airs.
Air: aww, Pitch-a-rama. wat up gurrl?
Pitch: it's just, just...
Arrow: just what Pitch-inator?
Pitch: the wedding.
Arrow: NO! don?t tell me! You we?re pretending to love jay as a cover for your secret love for a hansom well know and wanted theif! You love him but you can?t say! You two already had a secret wedding and 13 kits! And your using Jay to cover your tracks because the police are hot on your tails!
Pitch: what are you talking about?
Arrow: not the case?
Pitch: HECK NO!
Arrow: mm. alright then. Reality?
Pitch: I love jay, and want nothing more than to be his novia , he never asks much of me, so what if he expects me to retire bull-fighting and settle down and have kits?
Arrow: retire?! HECK. NO. okay just no. he can?t ask that of ya!
Pitch: but what if that?s what he wants? I?d never give up bull-fighting. So what if he leaves me?
Arrow: aww. Pitch-a-loo, he is OBSESED with ya! He?d never leave you. Your bastante, successful, and TONS of fun Pitchy pitchy patch! And he loves you AND your choices.
Pitch: se, I guess he does.
Arrow: you guys have been dating since you too we?re still in combatientes elementary! And NEVER has he EVER brought up kits or argued with your choices.
Pitch: no?
Arrow: now, the only thing you have to worry about is having the most Crazy Fun wedding party a cat can throw! hey! Where is that Roxanne girl anyway? She was supposed to be here and hour ago to practice! loco pingüino
Pitch: practice what?
Arrow: the song- oh ah nothing! W-whos Roxanne? Heh heh heh, Laterz Pitchy taco spice! *runs off*
Pitch: Taco spice? ay caramba, Arrow has been acting rather Loco lately
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Date: 05/17/13 8:06 PM
From: 7gaga

@Darthskipr- Okay. Thanks anyway. Yeah, it was great. And I LOVE the new chapter and the song that's coming next. It's alright if you can't, but is there any way you can re-post any of your old fanfics? They were all really good! Actually, now that I think about it, Roxy makes any story good. Not to mention that you're an amazing writer.
~7GaGa
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Date: 05/17/13 5:07 PM
From: adaline1

ok so I haven`t been on here that long soooo...WHAT IS PART 1!sorry if I yelled.
<(-_-)>yoda rules
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Date: 05/17/13 2:52 PM
From: Darthskipr

--Meanwhile--
[Roxy strides around the refreshment table clad in her scarlet dress; she turns and sees the wedding cake and her eyes widen]

Rx: Wedding cake! [rubs flippers together deviously] Waaaant! [slides over to it and looks around for witnesses; she then looks back at the cake and chuckles malevolently]

[Meanwhile, Private enters the ballroom in an almost-Mr. Tux ensemble; he sees Roxy and heads over to the table]

Rx: [Slowly lowers her flipper near the top of the cake and is about to power-slice it] C-C-C-Calorie Breaker!

P: Could I have a slice?

Rx: [Jumps] Yipe! [stops the process, startled, and sighs in relief] Private, you know it?s dangerous to scare a person who?s about to combo-break--[Turns to see him and goes blank]

P: [confused] Is something the matter, Roxy?

Rx: [dazedly] You clean up nice?

P: Oh, thanks! You look quite smashing yourself!

Rx: *Whispering* I love you so much?

P: What was that?

Rx: NOTHING! [slices a piece of cake and hands the plate to him] Uh, here.

P: Er? thank you?

Rx: Uh-huh. [glances offward and then onto the floor] So, um? are you still set on who you?re asking to that dance--

[She?s interrupted by the record-scratching of the background music and switching to ?Troublemaker? by Olly Murs]

P: Oh, I love this song! Care to dance?

Rx: What? Me? With you? I don?t know, I--Sure! [grabs his flipper and walks over to the dancefloor]

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Date: 05/17/13 2:45 PM
From: Darthskipr

@7gaga- Sorry, there isn't much chance; one of the reasons I started part II was because I hadn't saved any of the Part I stuff. But hey, it was a good run, right?

Almost done with the next chapter; should be posting it soon!

-Darthskipr

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Date: 05/17/13 12:25 AM
From: 7gaga

Okay, so I've had "King of Anything" stuck in my head for the past three days, and I could not stop thinking about this story the entire time. I know you're probably busy with real things, but is there any way you can re-post part 1? It was so good! I read it, like, 30 times! Either way, thanks, and I can't wait for the next chapter.
~7GaGa
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Date: 05/02/13 9:23 PM
From: immacat

wedding?! eeep! I HAZ AN EXCITED!

Roxy: *eating burrito*
Jay: why are you eating my burtito?!
Roxy: because YOU ate my flip-flop! *bites it*
Jay: what?
Roxy: *mouth steaming* Yeah that and it SPICAH!
Jay: hm, jalapenos and wasabi. bad combo.
Arrow: *walks in and picks up a bottle of wasabi* cool! Grass juice! FINALLY! *drinks*
Roxy: SHES GONNA BLOW! SAVE DA BURRITOS! *gets a bag of burritos and runs behind a table*
Pitch: What on the name of golden trophied bull-horns is going on here?!
all: arrow drank wasabi!
Pitch: again?
all: again?!
Jay: yup. again.
Arrow: *twiches* hmmmmm, *passes out on Jay*
Jay: i hate my life.
Arrow: *still passed out* yeah i hate your life too...

immacat

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