Previously on The Penguins of Madagascar?
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KJ: Who are y?all going to the dance with?!
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P: I know; I?ll ask Cupid!
Rx: [Shattered-looking face]
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[Private?s letter to Cupid falls out of the Mailman?s satchel and onto the ground]
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Dr. B: See you in 2 weeks! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [static]
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Rx: I HAVE TO GO BACK TO MIAMI.
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Rx: C?mon, ?cuz! Just give Kowalski a chance!
Annette: I don?t know?
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P: Roxy, do you? love me?
Rx: [Gets an ?Oh Snap? look on her face]
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[Roxy is watching the TV]
TV: In other news, it appears that the movie ?Catching Fire? will not be coming to theaters. Ever.
Rx: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Me: Okay, maybe that last part wasn?t ENTIRELY true (At least I hope not?)
Ah, whatever; let?s just get on with the next part!
Pitch: *at night sitting on a wall over a ocean* hm.
Arrow: *coming over with two pieces of cake* hey dere Pitchy! think fast! TORRO! *throws one piece of cake in the air
pitch: *without looking up* (catches it and sets it aside) gracias Airs.
Air: aww, Pitch-a-rama. wat up gurrl?
Pitch: it's just, just...
Arrow: just what Pitch-inator?
Pitch: the wedding.
Arrow: NO! don?t tell me! You we?re pretending to love jay as a cover for your secret love for a hansom well know and wanted theif! You love him but you can?t say! You two already had a secret wedding and 13 kits! And your using Jay to cover your tracks because the police are hot on your tails!
Pitch: what are you talking about?
Arrow: not the case?
Pitch: HECK NO!
Arrow: mm. alright then. Reality?
Pitch: I love jay, and want nothing more than to be his novia , he never asks much of me, so what if he expects me to retire bull-fighting and settle down and have kits?
Arrow: retire?! HECK. NO. okay just no. he can?t ask that of ya!
Pitch: but what if that?s what he wants? I?d never give up bull-fighting. So what if he leaves me?
Arrow: aww. Pitch-a-loo, he is OBSESED with ya! He?d never leave you. Your bastante, successful, and TONS of fun Pitchy pitchy patch! And he loves you AND your choices.
Pitch: se, I guess he does.
Arrow: you guys have been dating since you too we?re still in combatientes elementary! And NEVER has he EVER brought up kits or argued with your choices.
Pitch: no?
Arrow: now, the only thing you have to worry about is having the most Crazy Fun wedding party a cat can throw! hey! Where is that Roxanne girl anyway? She was supposed to be here and hour ago to practice! loco pingüino
Pitch: practice what?
Arrow: the song- oh ah nothing! W-whos Roxanne? Heh heh heh, Laterz Pitchy taco spice! *runs off*
Pitch: Taco spice? ay caramba, Arrow has been acting rather Loco lately
@Darthskipr- Okay. Thanks anyway. Yeah, it was great. And I LOVE the new chapter and the song that's coming next. It's alright if you can't, but is there any way you can re-post any of your old fanfics? They were all really good! Actually, now that I think about it, Roxy makes any story good. Not to mention that you're an amazing writer.
~7GaGa
--Meanwhile--
[Roxy strides around the refreshment table clad in her scarlet dress; she turns and sees the wedding cake and her eyes widen]
Rx: Wedding cake! [rubs flippers together deviously] Waaaant! [slides over to it and looks around for witnesses; she then looks back at the cake and chuckles malevolently]
[Meanwhile, Private enters the ballroom in an almost-Mr. Tux ensemble; he sees Roxy and heads over to the table]
Rx: [Slowly lowers her flipper near the top of the cake and is about to power-slice it] C-C-C-Calorie Breaker!
P: Could I have a slice?
Rx: [Jumps] Yipe! [stops the process, startled, and sighs in relief] Private, you know it?s dangerous to scare a person who?s about to combo-break--[Turns to see him and goes blank]
P: [confused] Is something the matter, Roxy?
Rx: [dazedly] You clean up nice?
P: Oh, thanks! You look quite smashing yourself!
Rx: *Whispering* I love you so much?
P: What was that?
Rx: NOTHING! [slices a piece of cake and hands the plate to him] Uh, here.
P: Er? thank you?
Rx: Uh-huh. [glances offward and then onto the floor] So, um? are you still set on who you?re asking to that dance--
[She?s interrupted by the record-scratching of the background music and switching to ?Troublemaker? by Olly Murs]
P: Oh, I love this song! Care to dance?
Rx: What? Me? With you? I don?t know, I--Sure! [grabs his flipper and walks over to the dancefloor]
@7gaga- Sorry, there isn't much chance; one of the reasons I started part II was because I hadn't saved any of the Part I stuff. But hey, it was a good run, right?
Almost done with the next chapter; should be posting it soon!
Okay, so I've had "King of Anything" stuck in my head for the past three days, and I could not stop thinking about this story the entire time. I know you're probably busy with real things, but is there any way you can re-post part 1? It was so good! I read it, like, 30 times! Either way, thanks, and I can't wait for the next chapter.
~7GaGa
Roxy: *eating burrito*
Jay: why are you eating my burtito?!
Roxy: because YOU ate my flip-flop! *bites it*
Jay: what?
Roxy: *mouth steaming* Yeah that and it SPICAH!
Jay: hm, jalapenos and wasabi. bad combo.
Arrow: *walks in and picks up a bottle of wasabi* cool! Grass juice! FINALLY! *drinks*
Roxy: SHES GONNA BLOW! SAVE DA BURRITOS! *gets a bag of burritos and runs behind a table*
Pitch: What on the name of golden trophied bull-horns is going on here?!
all: arrow drank wasabi!
Pitch: again?
all: again?!
Jay: yup. again.
Arrow: *twiches* hmmmmm, *passes out on Jay*
Jay: i hate my life.
Arrow: *still passed out* yeah i hate your life too...
@Darthskipr- Happy to hear you're feeling better. I'm really sorry about asking this again, and you can tell me to just be quiet at anytime, but are you still going to use the Victorious song that you said you were going to use on the last part? Not my suggestion, the other song. Again, you can tell me if I'm bothering you, which I'm sure I am and I'm sorry about that.
~7GaGa
Thanks for all the support, guys! I went to the doc's office to see what's wrong, and it turns out I've got a bit of an ear infection. :P
Not to worry, though! With just a bit of anti-biotics and some time, I'll be spic-and-spam in a flash!
Still drafting the next part, so thanks again for your patience. Later! :)
-Darthskipr
PS: @immacat- Yeah, they're still in. They'll be featured in a certain Matador Tournament that involves red flags, crazy bulls, and a certain gal whose mind's still on the events of a *ahem* wedding reception. X^)
Sorry Darthskipr!Get better soon!!Also can I you Roxy in my new Indianna Jones inspired series Indianna Roxy?(working on name)
Roxy(holding a whip):how do you use this thing?
TEN MINUTES LATER
*Roxy's tied up in her own whip*
Yay! Thank you for the new part! Also, I caught that. That last line was a take-off on his line from Haunted Habitat:
Marlene: I'll take point. [starts walking]
Skipper: [frowns] But I usually take point. [sees her getting ahead] Hey, wait up! [runs after her]
You do that sometimes...I remember you once took a scene from Jimmy Neutron and did it with Skipper and Marlene... It's cool when you do that! I like it! Sorry, I've gotta be bugging you. Heh heh! .
~7GaGa
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