@Bullgal- Nah, I was just busy writing the next part! ;)
[They finally stop at the back wall of the kitchen, where a small door in the back is fully lit; a large gopher stands guard at the gate]
P: [murmurs to Roxy] That bouncer seems pretty intimidating. Maybe we should?
Rx: It?s cool, cariņo, I?ve got a plan. [points into the shady corner aside from the front entrance, and they walk over towards it]
[Roxy stops and halts Private to meet a female penguin with an inverted feather color scheme]
Rx: Alright, Soffie, we?re ready. Got the blueprints?
Sf: Right here. [Waves a blue roll of paper]
Rx: Coolness. Now let?s get to climbing those vents; ready, Private?
Sf: Right; time to crack this coconut! [cracks her neck slightly and takes out a crowbar, opening the ventilation hatch behind them and stepping inside] Ok, I?ll go up first and lower the rope. You and your boyfriend wait here ?till I give the signal. [climbs upward out of sight]
P: What?! She?s not my?
Rx: Don?t argue with the professional, Prives! Now c?mon, we gotta get climbing! [Hears Soffie whistling, jumps at the recently-lowered rope and climbs up]
P: Well? What the heck? I?m coming! [follows in suit]
[They soon drop down into what looks like a newly-furnished ballroom, complete with a chandelier and polished wooden dancefloor]
Sf: Okay, that?ll do it. The reception?s just started, and the food?s a-plenty! [gives Roxy a small duffel bag] Here?s the outfits you need; it?s black-tie optional, but they only had red in stock.
Rx: That?s cool. I prefer red anyhow. [hands her a folded bill] Here?s 20 bucks for sneaking us in; we?ll try and save a dance for ya!
Sf: I?ll hold you to it, sister! Later! [walks off toward the dancefloor]
P: Who was that?
Rx: [fidgeting through the bag] Oh, just an old friend from Twitter. [hands him a bundled outfit] Here?s the one for you; the male changing rooms are in the west wing. See ya! [runs off toward the east wing]
P: Oh dear.
[Everyone?s still at the restrooms]
S: What?s taking Private so long?!
K: I think a better question would be why is Julien taking so long!
[KJ walks out of the restroom]
KJ: Whew! That is much better!
Ml: Why would it take you 45 minutes just to use the bathroom!?!
KJ: Eh, well, you see, funny story, actually?
Ml: Never mind, I don?t wanna know.