The mysterious drink
One day Private finds a bottle with no lable. In the bottle is a strange liquid so he takes a drink from the bottle and realizes whoever drinks the liquid belches. Slowly the bottle travels around the zoo making the drinkers burp. But the penguins realize that the drink is just ginger ale. And it is addicting.
here is an excerpt
skipper:private what is that bottle doing here?
private:well you se skippa.....
skipper:let me see it private
private:but skippa
skipper:NOW!
private:yes sir
(skipper takes the bottle opens it takes sip)
skipper:BELCH
private:you see skippa it makes whoever drinks it burp
skipper:well it (burp)gave me a shock where did you find it?
private:by the lemurs cage
(at the lemurs cage)
skipper: HEY RINGTAIL
julien:what!
skipper:does this bottle belong to (belch excuse me) you?
Julien:no silly penguin let me see it
(julien takes bottle sips)
julien: (BURP) wow did i do that? (flash of brown)HEY MORT GIVE BACK MY BURPY BOTTLE
hey guys, listen i'm having a little trouble putting my penguin stories together and need help. I'll let you c my options and at least tell me what u think. By the way, its k whatever u write about my stories.
1. memory loss 2. eggy 3. max the cat 4. posioning control 5. sickness 6. fish thief/missing 8. animal(s) on the loose 9. mindswitching 10. enemies 11. inventions 12. alien invasion 13. lemmy 14. spirit week 15. music 16. trips(mysteriously or purposely) 17. thief on items 18. visitores/ new visitors 19. mysterious/unsuspected things) 20. mystery 21. switch-a-roo 22. myserious 23. Doris 24. Dr. Blowhole 25. steeling items/kidnapping, missing, steeling) 26. pranks 27. mistakes 28. missunderstanding 29. running away(accidently, purposely or missunderstanding or such as lost or such as replacement) 30. decisions on differences 31. holiday specials 32. uncle nigel 33. fred the squirrel 34. magic 35. vacationing 36. rewards 37. mind/memory mess up 38. be each other for a day
Central Park Zoo, Penguins HQ:
skipper and private are still at the tv.
skipper: let's just face it, there's nothing on tv. And right now, nobody needs our help.
private: aw well!
hans arrives at the zoo, but first thinks.
hans: now that i'm at the zoo. First i don't wanna play suspiscious on anyone. So second, i'm going to marlene for help.
hans goes to marlene
Just then, he does notice and releases himself and does feel funny.
hans: uuuhhh........ well now that was weird! Wait, what was I doing again?
he thinks for a moment
hans:oh yeah, that's right! like i was saying, i will hypnotize skipper, thinking he's me and i'll join the penguins and when i hypnotize private, kowalski and rico, they'll think i'm leader and they're my teammates. besides, if you can't beat them, join them, permanently.
Hans: Uggghhhhh.......! Uhhhh....... did I or did I not just hear those teens say something mysteriously about that hypnotizing necklace that looked like a coin?
he sees it in his habitat, nearly in front of him. It sparkles!
Hans: hhhmmmmmm...........this seems promising to me. It could be the perfect suggestion for my new revenge.
suddenly Hans seems to be holding the necklace in front of himself, looking at it s it sparkles and moves in different directions.
Hans: This new necklace, that is mine now, I can use it to hypnotize the penguins, but only not skipper, only private, kowalski and rico. So that........
hans seems to be hypnotizing himself, hardly noticing
hans: way, skipper doesn't have to be in my way when I befriend the penguins and.......
hans's eyes are sparkling, affected by the coin.
hans: then I'll be leader and skipper will be sent here. Furthermore, I will hypnotize ski.......
hans is then hypnotized by the coin.
Hans: Mmmmm......... thos flightless dirty birdies have shot me down for the last time. This time, I am not gonna lay around, playing with my old inventions. I am gonna.......
Suddenly, 2 teenagers walk by Hans habitat. One of them is holding a shiny, conscious necklace that looks like a coin. Hans watches them go by.
2nd teenager: So anyway, I found this weird shiny, conscious and weird looking necklace
1st teenager: Where did you find it?
2nd teenager: I just found it on the sidewalk, when we were just walking towards the zoo
1st teenager snatches the necklace
1st teenager: Eeeehhhh........., its junk!
1st teenager then throws it.
1st teenager: Get rid of it!
The necklace is then thrown into Hans's habitat and it hits him in the face.
1st teenager: Who wants that piece of junk? You could hypnotize someone with that.
2nd teenager: That is technically true! It was too mysterious anyway.
Hans is then hearing what the teens are saying, as they walk away
check mine out, Hansnosis:
The Central Park Zoo, the Penguins' HQ:
skipper is flipping the dial on the tv and he sees nothing on. An explosion happens on the tv, monster roaring and a police siren goes off.
skipper: Like, there's nothing on tv! What is up with that?
private is sitting next to him.
private: can we watch the lunacorns, please?
skipper: no!
private:awwwww.........! Did you check Chuck Charles on the news?
skipper: Chuck Charles already gave us the news earlier.
Skipper resumes flipping the dial.
The Hoboken Zoo, Hans's habitat:
Meanwhile, back at the Hoboken Zoo, Hans's is in his habitat, brainstorming his new revenge.
Rico: Surpris, surprise, I'm in!
Kowalski: I hope Marlene's surprise is a gam of Trivia.
Private: You'll find out whn you get there.
The penguins leave! They arrive at Marlene's place. Kowalski and Rico then see Hans and spring into action.
Kowalski: Hans! You fean, what's your evil, diabolical, genious plan this time?
Rico: The surprise is Hans?
Hans: Now, now gentlemen, there's no need for your silly games and worthy of fighting.
He clears his throat.
Skipper: Private, what did I say about scaring me?
Private: Uhhh......yyyyeeeeesssss...... of course!
Skipper:Well, come on and continue with our game f Unlimited Poker.
Private: Uhhhh...... no thanks! Kowalski, Rico, can I have you guys for a moment?
Kowalski: Why?
Private: Please! I wanna show you you guys something.
Kowalski: What is this thing you are talking about here?
Private: It's a surprise, at Marlene's place.
Kowalski: Marlene you say? Hmmmmmm...........
Skipper: What surprise are we talking about here?
Private: This surprise is only for me and for, Kowalski and Rico. Your's is coming up sooner or later.
Skipper: Well, whatever it is, after you're done with yours, please tell me about it and mine. A leader most always know its direct orders.
Private: Kowalski! Rico!
Kowalski and Rico don't hear him, until he speaks a little louder.
Private: Psst! Hey you guys!
Kowalski then hears him and is then shocked.
Kowalski: Private, there you are!
Skipper: Huh?
He turns to Private!
Marlene aleady did her job to bring you here, so then you'd know about surprise. And please, don't act suspicious! It'll ruin it!
Private: Oh, then I'll be right back, sir!
Private leaves to get kowalski and Rico.
Penguins HQ: The penguins are inside their HQ, worrying about Private because he's been gone for a while. They're still playing Unlimited Poker.
Skipper: Where's Private? I didn't tell him to be gone this long.
Kowalski: Well, its either he's secretly playing with his lunacorn collection, he's on a classified mission, or he's gone somewhere with Marlene or one of our neighbors.
Skipper: Well if it's classfied, then of course the leader has to know about it.
Private then arrives looking for Kowalski and Rico. He comes down the ladder.
The penguins just desserts for a road trip. So that way, I'll be leader of the penguins. Since Skipper and his flightless teammates always ruined my plans, my brand new plan is befriend the penguins and send Skipper to Hoboken, even if he likes it or not.
Marlene: Well, you're not gonna just leave Private like this, are you?
Hans: Of course not! Private, it's time to wake up.
He applauses his wings twice. Private is released from his trance, shakes his head and doesn't remember what happened.
Private: Hans! What just happened? Why do I feel like I just cam back from a dizzy, pyschotic dream?
Hans: I don't know what you're talking about? But, can you do me a favor and invite Kowalski and Rico over here and I'll give them their bracelets and then we'll discuss Skipper's surprise, and then he'll definitely be shocked.
He rubs his wings in and evil way.
Private: What about Marlene?
Hans: This mostly involves you and your flightless friends.
Marlene already did her job to bring you here, so then you'd know about the surprise. And please don't act suspicious! It'll ruin it!
Private: Oh, then I'll be right back, sir!
Private leaves to get Kowalski and Rico.
The penguins just desserts for a road trip. So that way, I'll be the leader of the penguins. Since Skipper and his flightless teammates always ruined my plans, my brand new plan is befriend the penguins and send Skipper to Hoboken, even if he likes it or not.
Marlene: Well, you're not gonna just leave Private like this, are you?
Hans: Of course not!
He applauses his wings twice. Private is released from his trance and shakes his head, and doesn't remember what happened.
Private: Hans! What just happened? Why do I feel like I just back from a dizzy, pyschotic dream?
Hans: I don't know what you're talking about? But can you do me a favor and invite Kowalski and Rico over here and I'll give them their bracelets, and then we'll discuss Skipper's surprise, and then he'll definitely be shocked.
Hans rubs his wings, in an evil way.
Private: What about Marlene?
Hans: This mostly involves you and your flightless friends.
about the episode:
Hans has a new pair of mind control friendship bracelets. They are meant by his power and control, as if the penguins and Marlene already know the plan.