The mysterious drink
One day Private finds a bottle with no lable. In the bottle is a strange liquid so he takes a drink from the bottle and realizes whoever drinks the liquid belches. Slowly the bottle travels around the zoo making the drinkers burp. But the penguins realize that the drink is just ginger ale. And it is addicting.
here is an excerpt
skipper:private what is that bottle doing here?
private:well you se skippa.....
skipper:let me see it private
private:but skippa
skipper:NOW!
private:yes sir
(skipper takes the bottle opens it takes sip)
skipper:BELCH
private:you see skippa it makes whoever drinks it burp
skipper:well it (burp)gave me a shock where did you find it?
private:by the lemurs cage
(at the lemurs cage)
skipper: HEY RINGTAIL
julien:what!
skipper:does this bottle belong to (belch excuse me) you?
Julien:no silly penguin let me see it
(julien takes bottle sips)
julien: (BURP) wow did i do that? (flash of brown)HEY MORT GIVE BACK MY BURPY BOTTLE
New Friendly Friendship Bracelets!
Private: Hmmmmmm......, well that makes sense.
He puts it on and resumes scoping it.
Private: It's very nice and friendly like.
Hans: Turn it on, like mine is.
Private: How do you turn it on?
Hans: This switch here!
Private: Oh, ok!
Hans turns on Private's bracelet. The lights go off.
Hans: How do you feel now that we're friends?
Private: I feel great, just wait til Kowalski, Rico and Skipper hear about this. They'll be so........
Private then feels a little funny.
Private:......so......that's odd!
Hans: What's so odd about friendship bracelets?
Private is then feeling very dizzy.
Private: Somehow I feel like, I'm about to......
He's suddenly sucked into a trance, frozen
Hans: Unfortuantely, you feel weird, now that you're my new teammate. And it's all part of my new revenge, I would like to call, ''Friendly Mind Control'' on my flightless foes.
He laughs evilly!
Marlene: Indeed Hans! Private will never know what hit him.
Private and Hans turn to Marlene. She holds out her wrist.
Marlene: I sure do! And its very friendly and lovely.
Private: Well, I can't say no to that, to a friend.
He takes a bracelet.
Private: Thanks Hans! You really have changed.
He scopes it!
Private: Hmm....., I've never seen bracelets like these before. Looks flashy!
Hans: Well......, they're just brand new. And what's the best way to began with a new best friendship?
Hans: Technically speaking, it's for you and your little buddies.
Private: Oh, well can I see the surprise then?
Hans is seen with his wings behind his back, evilly smiling.
Hans: Sure thing!
Hans brings out three mechanical mind control friendship bracelets with flashing lights.
Hans: I would be delighted to have you and your little flightless friends, especially your lady otter friend, there, with these friendship bracelets.
Private: You've changed from evil to good and want to be our friends?
Hans: I then realized all the trouble I caused and looked deep inside myself and founded out the true meaning of friendship. So I suggested to make it up to you and offer you these bracelets. Look, I have my own, see?
Hans holds out his wing and shows his bracelet.
Private: This isn't one of your dirty tricks, is it? Like all those other times!
Hans: This time it's different and those are over now. I have these bracelets to prove I changed. Marlene has one!
Marlene: Psst! Psst! Private!
Private hears Marlene and turns to her. Private smiles and waves.
Private: Oh, hey Marlene!
Marlene: Hey Private! Uuuuhhhhh....., can I have a moment with you in privacy, please?
Private: What about?
Marlene: Just for a little something, it's a surprise.
Private: Oh goodie, I love surprises! Just a sec! Uh, Skipper!
Skipper: What is it, Private?
Private: Can I please be excused?
Skipper: Where to?
Private: Just for a little something.
Skipper: Ok, go ahead!
Private: Thanks!
Private puts his cards down, and waddles from the table.
Marlene's Habitat: Marlene and Private are walking into Marlene's place.
Private: So what's the surprise?
He turns and sees Hans and is frightened.
Hans: Long time no seen. flightless birdy bird.
Private: Hans, what are you doing here?
Hans: Well, its been a while, so I decided to show you something, and I want to surprise Skipper with it.
Private: Wait, is the surprise for me or Skipper, exactly?
actually can u guys pretty please help with my episodes? I'm having trouble putting it together, I'm a little worried it's not good enough. Can u at least help me or give me ideas? Or if I tell u some of my story, tell me if I should keep going or if I should change it.
Here's my episode: Hansnosis
Penguin HQ: The penguins are in the HQ, playing a game of cards.
Skipper: I'm all in! Pay up front!
Private, Rico and Kowalski are very mad.
Private: Aaawwwwww......, Skipper! That's the seventh time for pete sack.
Skipper: Well, according to my calculations, you're looking at the Unlimited Poker Leader. The leader can never be beat. I never lose!
Private: Not even those times, you almost lost.
Skipper: Well yeah, but those days are over now.
Rico:It's all or nothinnnnnn......!
Skipper: So be it!
Just then, Marlene enters the Penguins HQ. She peeks in to see what the penguins are up to. She sees the penguins are playing Unlimited Poker. She whispers to Private.
Kowalski: What are you... you are right! You can be great assistent!
Tunder: Oh, please... ( look at photo of Doris ) who is that?
Kowalski: Doris, my crush!
Tunder: Your... crush? ( begin cry and run outside )
Kowalski: Wait, where are you going!?
Tunder is walking around zoo, when Marlene find her
Marlene: Hi, you are that new penguin? Im Marlene!
Tunder: Tunder...
Marlene: Are you ok?
Tunder: Do you know Kowalski?
Marlene: Yes, why?
Tunder: I little... fall in love with him... but i find that he have for crush some dolphin! Help me!!!
Marlene: WHAT!!!???
Tunder: Yes, i cant want help from you, and how can like me anyway?
Marlene: No, i just... you like Kowalski? When i was give advice to Shelly, it goes wrong, but... dont worry! I know what to do!
Later in Kowalski“s lab
Kowalski: Tunder, what are you doing?
Tunder: Just helping with your invention“s!
Kowalski: But... no! I dont allow you...
Tunder run to Kowalski and hug him
Kowalski: MAMA MAKE A BUTTER BISCUT“S GRAVY GRAVY BONGOS
Recruit
Skipper: What is this box doing here? Kowalski, analysis!
Kowalski:We have visit from Hoboken zoo!
Alice come and open the box. A new penguin is actually a girl
Skipper: Welcome... oh, c mon! A girl?
Tunder ( new penguin ): Something bad? My name is Tunder, and you?
Skipper: Ok, so one of my "men" is "woman". Ok, im Skipper, that high one is Kowalski, cute one is Private and one with doll is Rico
Tunder: Kowalski? ( despite is talking to Skipper, she is giving attention to Kowalski ) and what are you doing... i mean every day?
Skipper: Missions! Secret missions! ( pause, and then wave with flippers ) you didnt hear anything!
later, in Kowalski“s lab, Kowalski making experiment, when Tunder appear
Tunder: HI!!!
Kowalski: GOOD GALLY WALLY!!! ( experiment explode ) you freak me out!
Tunder: Im sorry... wait, let me look at your calculations... if i ( begin rewriting Kowalski“s calculations )
to be continued
continue on Penguin Wars
They will find out what happens.
Scene: In space, a blue, black and white planet. New York, The Central Park Zoo. The Jedi Penguins habitat.
behind the penguins, as skipper picks up the bomb and rolls it down the street. It explodes as a car's alarm goes off. Skipper acts like the mission is accomplished.
guy: MY CAR!
its night time at the zoo. Rico and Roger are back to normal and in their HQ with Roger and he is conducting the penguins in singing a barbershop quartet.
Roger: Ok people, from the top. A one, a two and three.
Penguins: I like lollipops and belly flops.
rico: belly flops
penguins: not big meanies and special ops.
rico then starts to sing along.
penguins: Lolly, lolly, lollipops. Not karate-ate chops.
Rico: Yeah! Lolly, lolly, lolly, Lollipops
the penguins join together onto roger's arm and finish the song together.
All: Lollipooopppsss...
and is relieved about the penguins and rico.
roger: drift off...
he jumps down front the dumpster and over to rico and finishes his song.
roger: to my stinky lullabyyy...
rico is about to fall and go to sleep. He then falls and falls asleep.
roger:yyy...
roger is done with his song. The penguins pop out behind rico checking if its safe and sees it is. Rico snores a bit. Roger is then relieved.
skipper: Soldier!
roger then looks at the penguins
skipper: You can shar that foxhole with me anytime.
private and kowalski look surprised at each other.
roger: aw thanks guys!
he rubs his foot against the in anxiety.
roger: I feel like I could cry. Do penguins cry? Because I...
he belches another bomb, then looks frightened. As private and kowalski look at Skipper.
skipper: we should be probably get these two back into their proper bodies
roger backs away in fear
private and kowalski are cowering in fear under rico, when they suddenly hear roger singing again.
roger: when you hear.....
kowalski suddenly looks confused, but then wondering what that voice was.
private: that voice.
roger: the last night's flush. Then my dear,
private: that angelic voice.
roger: its time to hush.
roger is seen singing his song on a box on a dumpster with a stage light.
roger: one or two, either number. Says to you, peaceful slumber. Feel the drench......
rico is then confused to the singing, but then he is smiling and feeling sleepy.
roger: from the broken pipe. Ooh, that stench its mighty ripe.
rico is then looking very sleepy.
roger: so swat the flies.
rico closes his eyes and opens his mouth. skipper is somehow seen unharmed and peeks out for a moment.
roger:close your eyes
skipper jumps out and closes Rico's mouth and slides down his back
skipper: NOW BOYS!
kowalski and private come down from two buildings in between each other, grab a wire tied around two poles, yank it strongly. Rico walks towards it and trips. Private and Kowalski tie him up with the wire back and forth, and yank strongly again. Rico looks very angry, skipper jumps down and ties a wire around his mouth. Rico suddenly looks very angry at skipper.
skipper: Don't test me Rico! If I have to take done one of my own, I'll do it.
rico can't take what skipper is doing.
skipper: Just ask Manfredi and Johnson........
Rico gets up, skipper hangs on to his mouth and Rico swings private and kowalski harshly. He swings kowalski onto one building and private onto the other one. He opens his mouth, while holding onto and thinks about eating him. Skipper tries to stop him, but its no use.
skipper: Oh no, no Rico!
rico closes his mouth with skipper inside. skipper opens his mouth back up.
skipper: BAD GATOR, BAD GATOR!
roger starts to sing his song again
the penguins and roger are following him to stop him. The appear behind a wall around a corner. Kowalski is seen looking through a magnifying glass.
Kowalski: The target is two inches away, enclosing fast.
skipper: private, get those wires ready
private holds out some wires
skipper: kowalski, stand by to reswitch the brains and Rico.......
roger: No, I'm Roger!
skipper: right, nevermind!
the penguins spring into action without roger. Roger then pops.
roger: but skipper, I can help. I can, I want to. Just tell me what to do. Just tell me what to......
(burps up a bomb and skipper blows it out)
skipper: you're just not ready for this kind of action. You better sit this one out.
skipper walks away and roger is wanting to help. He looks very worried. Rico knocks over a police sign and starts running down the street. He roars and knocks down a building. Looks around, still roaring. Skipper is seen on top of a building ordering private and kowalski to spring into action.
skipper: Rico have never disobeyed an order before
kowalski gets out of the hole
skipper: not even the time I forced him to suck(unknown)
the penguins and roger look at him weirdly and confused. rico damages a wall, roaring very loudly and runs into the city
private(pointing) he'e heading into the city
roger: we have to stop him. Me, it,.........
a car horn goes off
roger(pointing)that thing! GET HIM!
he looks scared. A lady screams, the citizens of New York run down the street in fear. A police siren goes off, the police guards gather around and place non crossing signs down. Rico steps on a toy car, a baby cries, pointing at it. Rico picks up a mailbox and eats it. A guy runs down the street screaming, Rico tips over a car and runs over to the citizens. They run down the street and get behind the signs. Rico runs up to a hotdog cart and eats the hotdogs. Then he kicks the cart, it rolls down and tips over. The citizens throw hotdogs at him, Rico is regretting it.
private: but roger, you have to remember. This isn't really you
skipper: i thought you said, that wasn't really him
private: well I.............
skipper: take a(unknown)here, private
roger/rico: would somebody here please tell me which one really isn't me?
skipper: doesn't even matter. He or you nor(unknown). Mission Accomplished! No hard(unknown)
kowalski: uuhh...., that may not be entirely accurate, skipper!
he looks at his clipboard
kowalski: I failed to account the warm blood, cold blood in their differentialogies. It might cause Rico's aggresion levels to dangerously high..........
Rico/Roger is seen running towards the penguins very angrily
skipper: whoa! stand down, rico!
rico/roger is not listening and keeps running
skipper: rico! RICO!
the penguins and roger/rico hide behind the wall as rico/roger jumps through the ceiling of the sewer, making an exit. The penguins and roger/rico pop up to the surface and look at what rico's doing. He picks up a zoo post and kicks it
Rico/Roger shakes them together like dice two times and throws them into the water. The rats run away as he walks towards them and the rat king. The rat king backs away.
Rat King: just take it wasy there roge. Can I call you roge? Where are those delicious muffins of yours? Haha..haha.....
Rico/Roger walks towards him madly and the rat king runs away. He steps on him to stop him, picks him up spins him and throws him. The penguins and Roger/Rico are seen in the sewer behind a wall around a corner, seeing Rico/Roger take care of the rats. They see some rats being thrown towards them.
Roger/Rico: WOW! I can't believe I'm doing all this. I have such guilt
private: but you have to remember roger. That isn't really you!
roger/rico: but still I really can't stand violence of many....
burps up a bomb, bamboo stick and flamethrower
roger/rico: what am I doing with all this horrible stuff? This is terrible!
the penguins are pushed against the wall, Kowalski is next to skipper and they fall off the wall, but private falls off the wall and onto the ground. The blender is seen damaged, Kowalski takes off his goggles, skipper walks passed him, looking around. The penguins look around and see everything damaged. A spread of fog blows away, as Rico is still sitting looking barely unconsoious or dizzy with his helmet on. Skipper walks up to him and takes off his helmet.
Skipper: Rico, talk to me!
Rico snaps out of it
Roger/Rico: No its me, Roger!
skipper and kowalski: Roger?
they then hi-five
both: we did it!
private: Uh, skipper!
kowalski and skipper look at private, he is standing next to a huge hole in the wall that looks like Roger's body
private: If that's Roger, then where's Rico?
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