Me (waking up tied to a chair): *groan* where am-? SAVIO?!
Savio: 'Sup?
Me: You've tied me to a chair and you say 'SUP?
Savio: Um, yes...
Me: Never mind, can you just tell me why you've tied me to a chair?!
Savio: MWA HA HA-*Coughing fit* *cough* I'm kidnapping *cough* everybody on the penguin's side *cough* because we're going to eliminate them.
Me : (muttering sarcastically under my breath): where have I heard that one before?
Savio: Well, do you want to know my master plan or not?
Me: Not really, no.
Savio: Too bad, I'm telling you anyway: me and the other villains have united! We're going to kidnap everyone helping the penguins, and then the penguins themselves! There will be no one left to stop us from taking over the world! MWA HA HA *coughing fit*
Me: *rolling eyes* good luck with that.
Savio: NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU! I'm going to kidnap all the other agents too! Mwa- What's that? A TRANSMITTER!!! *crushes transmitter with tail*
-TRANSMISSION ENDED-
Me: Awesome, a drainage pipe!
Sara: Huh?
Me: We can go down the drainage pipe to loose Savio1
Sara: Good idea!
Me [slides of the grate thingy covering the pipe]: come on! [hops on pipe] Wheeeeeeee! It's kind of like a slide!
Sara: wheee! [looks up] oh no!
Me: what's wrong?
Sara: He's still following us!
Me: AW NO. Hold on, I have an idea: you see how there are two pipes up ahead? Go into the left one at the last second!
Sara: Got it.
[Me and Sara turn into the left pipe, Savio tries to follow but he turns too late and keeps going down the right pipe. Me and Sara high five].
Sara: We lost him!
Me: 'Chu bet! We're awesome. And best of all, I think we can use these pipes to go to the cells where they are holding the others captive. We just need to figure out which ones lead to where...
Sara: Ok, You go left I go right
Fluswind:Pick Right
Sara:Fair enough! Let's Go!
(Savio comes at us with a needle)
Savio:Come here you two!
Fluswind:How 'bout we don't!
Sara: Go left on this intersection
Fluswind:Ok
Savio:Don't even try to escape! You'll just walk into a wall
(Sara goes on stomach and throws ninja stars. They all miss)
Sara:Oh come on!
(Sara and Fluswind hide and Savio goes past them)
Sara:Ok, now what?
Fluswind: don't know, we need to rescue the other agents as well
Sara: I know that!
Savio:I found you! MWAHAHAHA!
Fluswind:RUN!
(To be Continued)
Savio: Just hold still!
Me: NEVER! I can not believe your coming at me with a giant needle and you expect me to hold still!
Savio: It won't hurt! Actually, thats a lie. It's probably going to hurt a lot, but I'm sure you'll get over it.
Me: all this because you're jealous of my awesome skills?
Savio: You're a SHAPESHIFTER!
Me: Oh, I see what this is about! You're shape-est!
Savio: What?
Me: You disgust me. [gets laser beam and cuts savio's needle in half]
Savio: What_? How...?!
Me: So easily impressed. [I use the laser beam to cut of Me and Sara's chains]
Savio: Get back here!
Us: Not a chance! [we run through a tunnel and come to a fork in the tunnels]
Me: Um... which way?
Sara: Um... I don't know...
[Savio comes down the tunnel, chasing us]
Me: Ugh, we need to hurry! Pick one!
Sara: Um, ok.... I pick....
{TO BE CONTINUED}
Sara:Aww Where Am I?
Fluswind:Savio's Lair
Sara:PEACHFUZZ!!!!!
Savio:Hope you're comfterable Hahahaha
Sara:What do ya want now?
Savio:Secrets
Sara: What for?
Savio:Sacred Power
Sara:Pfft! No such thing
Savio:You sure?
Sara:Yea!
Savio:Look, blood samples show that you or fluswind may have it
Sara:Oh come on
Fluswind: Yea I know right? This is stupid and a waste of my time!
Sara:Telling me. He's the one thats crazy
[Me and gopenguins are standing the penguin HQ. Skipper is in front of us, pacing]
Skipper: Denmark... that's 10 pounds of trouble in a 5 pound bucket.
Private: What's so bad about Denmark, anyway?
Skipper: A story for another time, Private. And by "another time" I mean NEVER!
Me: well, what are we going to do about it?!
Skipper: What else? We're going to Denmark, of course.
Kowalski: But aren't you Denmark's number one most wanted?
[Private and Rico nod] Rico: egh ohah jhdsafhkhagfh!
Skipper: It's risk we'll have to take. Blowhole, Savio, Hans must be stopped!
Me: Great, let's get going then [I shapeshift into a snowy owl]
Skipper: Whoa, you never told me you could do that! Kowalski! [Skipper glares at Kowalski]
Kowalski: Hehe... Sorry, Skipper [hangs his head]
Skipper: Whatever, we'll take the sub. And if we run into any trouble... [he smiles mischievously and looks at a box of weapons] I've been dying to try those puppies out!!!
I gasp as they shove gopenguins out of the plane and she starts to fall hundreds of miles towards the pavement. I run out of the HQ and start to fly (wings- the advantage of being an owl). I see her and catch her just in time.
Me [groaning]: The chains are too heavy.... ugh.... I can't hold you much longer. We've got to cut you loose somehow. You don't happen to have a laser beam on you, by any chance?
Gopenguins: Actually, I think I do. [she hands me a laser pointer and I fire it, cutting off her chains and only slightly singing her feathers]
Me: Sorry about that! [I grab her in my talons as the chair she was tied to plummets below us.] Where should we go now? Savio said that he wasn't in charge of this whole thing. I tried to find out who he was working for, but all i got out of him was something about Denmark, then he got knocked out.
[After picking the lock, I push open a door and see a room full of TV screens displaying everything that's going on in the building. Savio is sitting at a desk, watching the monitors. I shove him onto the ground and pin him down with my talons.]
Me: Where's gopenguins?
Savio: That annoying penguin? That's her name?
Me[shoving the chair on top of him. Savio winces] Where IS she, snake?
Savio: I... i don't know.
Me: What do you mean you don't know?!
Savio: I don't know where she is, the Boss makes the order. I just-
Me: Wait, WHAT? You mean... you're not the one in charge?
Savio:... no. yes. I mean, that's what I mean.
Me: Who are you working for?
Savio[his face is turning red from the pain and I can barely understand him]: *mumble* Denmark... [falls unconscious]
Me: Great, all I could hear was Denmark! Whatever THAT means. [I see a video of gopenguins tied up come onto the screen. I see that they've taken her onto a plane and they are going to push her out, still chained to a chair!
*INCOMING_TRANSMISSION*
*SOURCE_BLOCKED*
Me: NO!! LET ME GO YOU DUMB LOBSTERS!!!!!
Lobster 1: Sorry, but the boss said to make sure you're locked up tight!
Lobster 2: And you know what happens to US if the boss isn't happy!
Me: I SAID LET ME GO!!!!!
Lobster 3: Sorry, no can do! *They start to drag me away*
Me: NO!!!! Fluswind, HELP!!!!!!!!!!
Lobster 1: Wha- SHE'S GOT A TRANSMITTER!!!!! *Takes transmitter away* Sorry, penguin agents, but you won't be able to rescue her!!! *Static*
*END_TRANSMISSION*
[Hans and Blowhole groan and stand up, turning towards me]
Me: I'm going to enjoy this *smirks*
[Blowhole presses a button on his scooter and fires a huge laser at me! I hold up a mirror and the laser bounces right back at him, barely singing the mirror].
Blowhole: Uh-oh. [the laser beam hits him and he falls against the wall, unconscious].
Hans: You won't defeat me so easily- [He starts to lunge at me, but I grab Blowhole's laser gun and fire at him. He dodges the first two times, but I hit him between his eyes and he gets blasted against the wall, also knocked out]
Me: You were saying? *I hear a loud rumbling noise*
Me: That can't be good. I'd better go help that penguin who saved me... [I run off to find gopenguins and don't notice Savio hitting wake up and hit a large red button with this tail]
Savio: Goodbye, penguins!
*INCOMING_TRANSMISSION*
*SOURCE_BLOCKED*
Me: OK fluswind, here I come!!! Alright, I?ve arrived at enemy HQ. *Sees lasers* Great. Just great. *I jump & flip in between the lasers, safely getting past them* OK, so fluswind is being lowered toward a lava pool, so the must be some source from which the lava flows. *Sees heavy steel pipes with label* What?s this? ?LAVA PIPELINE? Well, that was easy *Turns valve to stop lava flow* Now, to find fluswind! Hold on, I hear voices! They?re coming from behind that door! *I quietly approach door & listen*
Savio: WHAT HAPPENED?! HOW DID THE LAVA STOP FLOWING?!?! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!
Hans: I didn?t do anything!
Flippy: Me neither!
Me: *I kick down the door* I hate to interrupt you boys, but I?ve got an agent to rescue!
Savio: Not if I can help it! (He slithers toward control panel at high speed)
Me: *I kick-start my AWESOME rocket shoes & reach the control panel first* I don?t think so! *I pull a green lever & a blue lever. The green one raises fluswind?s cage & the blue one covers the lava pool with a steel platform. Then I grab Savio & throw him against the wall.
Savio: Drat! Get her, you two! *Hans & Flippy come after me. I fly up using my rocket shoes, go towards a wall, then go low enough so that my feet are just off the ground.* Hans & Flippy: Gotcha! *I dodge them at the last second so that they slam into the wall. Then I fly back to the control panel & press a button that opens the bottom of fluswind?s cage, then fly to & catch fluswind, who had fallen out of the cage.*
Me: Now let?s get out of here! *I grab a grappling gun out of my belt, fire it at a window, and swing out with fluswind, all the way back to penguin HQ. As we land, we climb down to HQ.*
Me: Rescue mission successful Skipper! Fluswind is right here, safe and sound!
Skipper: Well done soldier! And, um, I hate to say it, but, I?m *Cough* proud of you. *Cough*
Me: Thanks Skipper! *Suddenly the HQ starts to shake violently.* WHAT IS THAT?
Kowalski: POSSIBLY AN EARTHQUAKE!!!!
Me: IN NEW YORK, KOWALSKI?! REALLY?!?!
Kowalski: I DON?T KNOW!!!!!!!!! I WAS JUST GUESSING!!!!!!
Me: WELL, SOMEONE SHOULD GO TO THE TUNNELS & CHECK IT OUT!!!!!
Skipper: HOW ABOUT YOU, SOLDIER?!?!
Me: OK, I?LL GO!!!!! *I go down to the tunnels with a flashlight, looking all around when suddenly-* *Gasp* NO!!!!!*Static*
*END_TRANSMISSION*
[Transmitter shows me in a metal cage dangling above a pit of acid]
me: AHHH!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Savio: Ha ha ha, nice try!
me: You're not going to take away my transmitter?
Savio: No, because-
Me: good!
Savio: because there is NO HOPE of anyone saving you MWA HA HA!!!
Me: AHHH!
[cage is slowly lowered towards lava]
Savio: how many transmitters do you HAVE, anyway?
Me: wouldn't you like to know? As i was saying: AHHH!!!
LOCATION: SOMEWHERE IN THE SEA, NEAR NEW YORK
[Camera shows a barn owl with trapped in a glass tank that's slowly sinking. The owl's foot is chained to the bottom of the tank, which is slowly filling up with water]
ME: Ahhh (BLUB BLUB BLUB) help me!!!! [screen starts to fade black due to the water leaking into the tank]
AHHH!! (blub blub blub)
-CONNECTION LOST-
LOCATION: the Ocean, of the coast of New York
[Camera wobbles and finally zooms in to an owl tied to a chair]
Me: Thanks for helping me! I have to make this quick. The bad guys are in the other room plotting who knows what, so I was able to get ahold of this transmitter thingy. I?m in some new HQ in the ocean [sends coordinates]. Ugh, I think Savio is coming- that annoying snake! He can?t even do an evil laugh without coughing.
[Door opens]
-CONNECTION LOST-
*INCOMING_TRANSMISSION*
*SOURCE_BLOCKED*
(Face-palm) NOT HIM AGAIN!! Oh well, I'm on it! @RILEY444 can I be of any assistance? I have an awesome laptop (Which can detach from the keyboard & become a tablet), and some sweet gadgets I invented my self, along w/ some of Kowalski's that he BEGGED me to try out. Anyway, send me your coordinates, and I'll be there ASA-
???: *Hisssss*
Me: AHH!!
Savio: Relax, I'm only on your little laptop.
Me: Oh, well then- HEY!!! GET OFF MY LAPTOP SAVIO!!!
Savio: What's the rush? I just wanted to talk. (Barely to himself) And to have a front-row seat to your capture.
Me: I heard that!! If you think you can capture me this easily, you're... mmfff!! (Some1 put duct tape over my mouth)
Flippy: If you were going to say "Crazy" you're clearly mistaken.
Hans: Indeed.
Me:*I breakaway from them & rip the tape off my mouth* BEAT IT!!!! *I sweep kick them off their feet, pick up Flippy's Segway, &, using my Metalbending (I can control the 4 elements), liftthe Segway over my head.*
Me: Now get out of here!!!!!!
Hans: RETREAT!!!!! RETREAT!!!!!! *They both leave and Savio gets off my laptop.*
Me: Good Riddance! So, @RILEY444, as I was saying, send me your coordinates, and I?ll be there ASAP!!!!!
rachael:SAVIO? AGAIN? well, he better kiss his plans goodbye.
savio pops up on the computer.
savio: is that so?
rachael: aah! oh umm yeah sorta.
hans: give me the camera.
savio: no.
blowhole: no give me the camera.
savio: we're losing the sig.....
(static)
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