>incoming transmission< the screen shows me in the middle of chaos
me: um, hi guys, as you can see, we got a HUGE problem here
*a guanlong darts by me*
me: this is not our fault, we got here and dinos were all over the place
*hans appears on the screen*
hans: im blaming kowalski for this and-AHH!
*we duck as a pteranodon flies an inch over us*
me: yeah, were gonna need a bigger lazer for this...
*ripping and grinding sound*
dr.b: *in the back ground* dang it! the darn t rex destroyed it!
*the screen shows an angry red female rex tearing apart the weapon*
me: if any agents on either side DONT want to be dino food, than i strongly suggest helping us, PLEASE!
*screen shows savio trying to strangle a troodon but it escapes*
me: so yeah, im going to try to hold these things off and-
me: oh tuna...
the screen shows an oversized albino baryonyx with red eyes knocking over buildings and smashing cars, then i yell as it tries to bite but eats the transmitter instead
Me: Okay, I don't mean to be rude, but MY FLIPPER IS STILL BROKEN AND MY GLASSES GOT STOMPED ON AND NOW I CANT REALLY SEE ANYTHING
Doc: Suck it up, Emmy! We'll fix your flipper when we're not in danger of becoming lunch!
Shadow: Come on, I think I know a place where we can hide. [Shadow leads us to a dark cave with a ton of ivy blocking the entrance]
Me: Now I can't see anything at all!
Shadow: We can all hide here for a while. If we wait until night, a lot of the other dinos will be asleep.
Doc: what about the nocturnal ones?
Shadow: Hmmm, well, we'll just have to avoid them. Now I told you my name, what's all of yours?
Oasis: I'm Oasis.
Hans: I'm Hans.
Me: My name's Emmy.
Doc: I'm Dr. Blowhole.
*a loud roar comes from outside the cave*
Me: what was that?!
me: can i have one day were these batteries dont die?!
hans: we have bigger problems...
*the allosaur and the raptors come closer*
me: aw fudge....
hans: it's either the allosaurus, or the pack...
*we all think about it*
me: allosaurus is fast, while a pack of raptors is far more deadly...
*we hear a metalic clunk, the allosaur is unconsious infront of us and the raptors are fleeing*
???: take that you oversized iguana!
*we look up to see a slightly over sized pteranodon with a large metal pipe in it's beak*
me: finally a dinosaur that actually talks!
shadow: my name is shadow, im one of the only ones that talk in my world
hans: good thing this guy came when he did!
*we all slowly go down the staircase, as if the raptors were still there*
shadow: you know that one pteranodon that almost hit you in the head? that was me
me: really? you seemed in quite a hurry
shadow: well, a daspletosaurus almost swallowed me whole so yeah
It's me, DrB709. I forgot my password AGAIN, so i had to make a new account. I wrote down the info this time so i wont have to make another. Anyway:
[Me and Emmy run up the stares after Hans and Oasis]: Um, guys? I think we have a little, bordering on very big, problem.
Emmy: Uh-oh, what is it?
Me: That. [I point with my fin to a giant allosaurus headed in our direction]
[we turn to head down the stairs but the vilosoraptors are waiting for us. we hear a loud crash and the room shakes]
Me: That's... not a GOOD sound. [a huge dino foot comes down in the middle of the stair case and everyone leaps back just in the nick of time]
Emmy: OW!! IT STEPPED ON MY LEG! I don't think I can walk!!!
Me: We need to get out of here first, then we can fix your leg. In a few seconds, we're going to be dinner....![vilosoraptors head toward us, but there's no where we can go because the stairway is split in half].
me: its me again, were on our way to save doc and the others, the lemurs are sheltered in the cave
hans:we almost got eaten by an allosaur on the way.
me: yeah, we managed to get to higher ground before it caught us
*dinosaur roars in background*
*we look down into an alley to see doc and the others trapped by a pack of velociraptors*
me: velociraptors! high intellegence and deadly claws, it seems small but it's deadly, especially in a pack!
hans: hey guys, up here!
*they all look up to see us*
*they swarmed to a staircase leading to the roof, the raptors followed behind*
*the others got up, exept for blowhole, who was blocked by two raptors just as he neared the staircase*
me: doc! get out of there!
dr.b: *looks around and sees he's surrounded*
*a raptor lunges for him, but something long and brown knocks it away*
me: it's an ankylosaur!
*doc manages to escape while the raptors battle the ankylosaur*
*transmitter battery dies*
I'll help! First.. I gotta get there... I'll be there soon! For now, here's my info..
Looks: Tall with brown eyes speckled with green.
Strengths: Smarts, reflexes, fighting with gadgets that I created.
Extra: I have the smarts of Kowalski, but all my inventions don't blow up. I have the strength of Rico. I don't get along with Blowhole or Hans.. (Beware...)
Likes: Pancakes, PoM, science, history, basketball, and volleyball.
Friends: Most agents for the PoM and a couple Blowhole ones. Also the zoosters.
Enemies: All of the penguin's enemies.
I shall be there shortly. See you then.
me: *out of breath* so...tired
hans: *out of breath* same...here
me: well, we escaped the baryonyx, the problem is...we can't find the others...*starts worrying about dr.b*
hans: were hiding in this hidden cave thing
???: who has entered my kingly kingdom?!
me: whos there?!
*three lemurs come out, julien, maurice, and mort*
julien: eh, excuse me, but i do not approve of un invited guests!
me: and you are? *doesnt know the lemurs*
julien: i am king julien, ruler of the zoo!
maurice: you mean the zoo overun by dinos?
julien: ok fine! the stupid lizards threw me off my throne and left us...without my mango smoothie!
me:...do you know these people?
hans: yeah! your the idiot who foiled my plan once!
*radio on segway starts up*
dr.b: oasis? can you hear me?
me: yes doc, i hear you, were are you?
dr.b: well...me and the others are trapped in an alley with no escape so...yeah.
me: time for a rescue mission. *sighs*
Me: Blowhole here- is this thing working? [i tap the slightly scratched lens with my flipper]
Emmy, who's filming: Yup, it's one.
Me: Thank you, Emmy, for making me look like a fool there. Ok, so basically we're headed to the safe house to meet up with the others. Whoever's watching this, we need a way to get those dinosaurs back where they came from! The only reason I'm helping with this is because they destroyed my HQ! That's usually the peng-oo-ins job. Anyway, I think I might be able to build some sort of port; if we can gather the right supplies. Right now, though, Emmy and I are trying not to get eaten!
[A dinosaurs leg crashes through the dumpster we're hiding behind.
Emmy: RUN!!!!! WE HAVE TO GET TO THE OTHERS!
Me: AND LEAD THE DINOSAUR STRAIGHT TO THEM? Wait, I have an idea! This is a Mapusaurus-
Emmy: In English, please, Doc?
Me: Ugh, nevermind. Just follow my lead. We need some rope!
Emmy: Where are we going to find rope?
Me: Hm, I think I have something even better!
me: ok, it took me a second, but i got a new transmitter, the baryonyx 'accidentaly' ate my other one
hans: im here also, the others are holding off the beasts while were hiding nearby.
me: yeah, and that baryonyx looked suprisingly familiar to me...
me: shut up out there! im trying to send a message to...all agents i guess.
*the screen shows a big red eye looking through a hole in our 'bunker'*
me: musn't move..musn't move
hans: dude, that only works in jurassic park! this is reality. and were hiding in house ruins by the way.
me: um.. hehe, please go away now baryonyx...
*baryonyx snarls and tries to poke it's snout through the hole*
*screen shows dr.b behind it*
dr.b: hey! over here colossal fossil!
*baryonyx turns, slamming the base with its tail, destroying it*
me: oh boy! running time! again!
*baryonyx comes running after us*
me: im gonna turn this off so we can outrun it! please send help or something, quickly!
Fluswind here! Me and Frostwings are on our way to help! We're the two owls flying towards you. What-?! [T-rex roars at us and tries to bite us. I drop the transmitter in it's mouth and sparks explode everywhere]
Me: one down-