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blast from the past (fanfic)

Date: 03/14/13 1:06 AM
From: oasisfin14

>incoming transmission< the screen shows me in the middle of chaos
me: um, hi guys, as you can see, we got a HUGE problem here
*a guanlong darts by me*
me: this is not our fault, we got here and dinos were all over the place
*hans appears on the screen*
hans: im blaming kowalski for this and-AHH!
*we duck as a pteranodon flies an inch over us*
me: yeah, were gonna need a bigger lazer for this...
*ripping and grinding sound*
dr.b: *in the back ground* dang it! the darn t rex destroyed it!
*the screen shows an angry red female rex tearing apart the weapon*
me: if any agents on either side DONT want to be dino food, than i strongly suggest helping us, PLEASE!
*screen shows savio trying to strangle a troodon but it escapes*
me: so yeah, im going to try to hold these things off and-
*THUD*
me: oh tuna...
the screen shows an oversized albino baryonyx with red eyes knocking over buildings and smashing cars, then i yell as it tries to bite but eats the transmitter instead
>transmission lost<
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Date: 05/05/13 11:09 AM
From: Emmy98765

Me: Okay, I don't mean to be rude, but MY FLIPPER IS STILL BROKEN AND MY GLASSES GOT STOMPED ON AND NOW I CANT REALLY SEE ANYTHING
Doc: Suck it up, Emmy! We'll fix your flipper when we're not in danger of becoming lunch!
Me: Fine.
Shadow: Come on, I think I know a place where we can hide. [Shadow leads us to a dark cave with a ton of ivy blocking the entrance]
Me: Now I can't see anything at all!
Shadow: We can all hide here for a while. If we wait until night, a lot of the other dinos will be asleep.
Doc: what about the nocturnal ones?
Shadow: Hmmm, well, we'll just have to avoid them. Now I told you my name, what's all of yours?
Oasis: I'm Oasis.
Hans: I'm Hans.
Me: My name's Emmy.
Doc: I'm Dr. Blowhole.
*a loud roar comes from outside the cave*
Me: what was that?!
Doc: Trouble.
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Date: 04/30/13 6:33 PM
From: oasisfin14

>incoming transmission<
me: can i have one day were these batteries dont die?!
hans: we have bigger problems...
*the allosaur and the raptors come closer*
me: aw fudge....
hans: it's either the allosaurus, or the pack...
*we all think about it*
me: allosaurus is fast, while a pack of raptors is far more deadly...
*we hear a metalic clunk, the allosaur is unconsious infront of us and the raptors are fleeing*
???: take that you oversized iguana!
*we look up to see a slightly over sized pteranodon with a large metal pipe in it's beak*
me: finally a dinosaur that actually talks!
shadow: my name is shadow, im one of the only ones that talk in my world
hans: good thing this guy came when he did!
*we all slowly go down the staircase, as if the raptors were still there*
shadow: you know that one pteranodon that almost hit you in the head? that was me
me: really? you seemed in quite a hurry
shadow: well, a daspletosaurus almost swallowed me whole so yeah
>transmission ended<
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Date: 04/27/13 6:19 PM
From: DrB7010

It's me, DrB709. I forgot my password AGAIN, so i had to make a new account. I wrote down the info this time so i wont have to make another. Anyway:
[Me and Emmy run up the stares after Hans and Oasis]: Um, guys? I think we have a little, bordering on very big, problem.
Emmy: Uh-oh, what is it?
Me: That. [I point with my fin to a giant allosaurus headed in our direction]
Hans: Oh...
[we turn to head down the stairs but the vilosoraptors are waiting for us. we hear a loud crash and the room shakes]
Me: That's... not a GOOD sound. [a huge dino foot comes down in the middle of the stair case and everyone leaps back just in the nick of time]
Emmy: OW!! IT STEPPED ON MY LEG! I don't think I can walk!!!
Me: We need to get out of here first, then we can fix your leg. In a few seconds, we're going to be dinner....![vilosoraptors head toward us, but there's no where we can go because the stairway is split in half].
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Date: 04/15/13 10:34 PM
From: oasisfin14

>incoming transmission<
me: its me again, were on our way to save doc and the others, the lemurs are sheltered in the cave
hans:we almost got eaten by an allosaur on the way.
me: yeah, we managed to get to higher ground before it caught us
*dinosaur roars in background*
*we look down into an alley to see doc and the others trapped by a pack of velociraptors*
me: velociraptors! high intellegence and deadly claws, it seems small but it's deadly, especially in a pack!
hans: hey guys, up here!
*they all look up to see us*
me: hurry!
*they swarmed to a staircase leading to the roof, the raptors followed behind*
*the others got up, exept for blowhole, who was blocked by two raptors just as he neared the staircase*
me: doc! get out of there!
dr.b: *looks around and sees he's surrounded*
*a raptor lunges for him, but something long and brown knocks it away*
me: it's an ankylosaur!
*doc manages to escape while the raptors battle the ankylosaur*
*transmitter battery dies*
>transmission lost<
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Date: 04/15/13 7:21 PM
From: skpr1

I'll help! First.. I gotta get there... I'll be there soon! For now, here's my info..

Agent Skpr1
Gender: Female
Species: Penguin.
Looks: Tall with brown eyes speckled with green.
Strengths: Smarts, reflexes, fighting with gadgets that I created.
Extra: I have the smarts of Kowalski, but all my inventions don't blow up. I have the strength of Rico. I don't get along with Blowhole or Hans.. (Beware...)
Likes: Pancakes, PoM, science, history, basketball, and volleyball.
Friends: Most agents for the PoM and a couple Blowhole ones. Also the zoosters.
Enemies: All of the penguin's enemies.
I shall be there shortly. See you then.
Skpr1

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Date: 04/12/13 10:14 PM
From: oasisfin14

>incoming transmission<
me: *out of breath* so...tired
hans: *out of breath* same...here
me: well, we escaped the baryonyx, the problem is...we can't find the others...*starts worrying about dr.b*
hans: were hiding in this hidden cave thing
???: who has entered my kingly kingdom?!
me: whos there?!
*three lemurs come out, julien, maurice, and mort*
julien: eh, excuse me, but i do not approve of un invited guests!
me: and you are? *doesnt know the lemurs*
julien: i am king julien, ruler of the zoo!
maurice: you mean the zoo overun by dinos?
julien: ok fine! the stupid lizards threw me off my throne and left us...without my mango smoothie!
me:...do you know these people?
hans: yeah! your the idiot who foiled my plan once!
*radio on segway starts up*
dr.b: oasis? can you hear me?
me: yes doc, i hear you, were are you?
dr.b: well...me and the others are trapped in an alley with no escape so...yeah.
me/hans: WHAT!?!?!
me: time for a rescue mission. *sighs*
mort: yay!
>transmission ended<
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Date: 03/28/13 11:18 PM
From: DrB709

Me: Blowhole here- is this thing working? [i tap the slightly scratched lens with my flipper]
Emmy, who's filming: Yup, it's one.
Me: Thank you, Emmy, for making me look like a fool there. Ok, so basically we're headed to the safe house to meet up with the others. Whoever's watching this, we need a way to get those dinosaurs back where they came from! The only reason I'm helping with this is because they destroyed my HQ! That's usually the peng-oo-ins job. Anyway, I think I might be able to build some sort of port; if we can gather the right supplies. Right now, though, Emmy and I are trying not to get eaten!
[A dinosaurs leg crashes through the dumpster we're hiding behind.
Emmy: RUN!!!!! WE HAVE TO GET TO THE OTHERS!
Me: AND LEAD THE DINOSAUR STRAIGHT TO THEM? Wait, I have an idea! This is a Mapusaurus-
Emmy: In English, please, Doc?
Me: Ugh, nevermind. Just follow my lead. We need some rope!
Emmy: Where are we going to find rope?
Me: Hm, I think I have something even better!
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Date: 03/16/13 5:31 PM
From: oasisfin14

anyone can join this mission, i just need info about you. got it?
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Date: 03/14/13 11:28 PM
From: psychrules

oh, can I be in this! I'm a member of Skipper's team!
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Date: 03/14/13 9:51 PM
From: oasisfin14

>incoming transmission<
me: ok, it took me a second, but i got a new transmitter, the baryonyx 'accidentaly' ate my other one
hans: im here also, the others are holding off the beasts while were hiding nearby.
me: yeah, and that baryonyx looked suprisingly familiar to me...
*dinosaur roars*
me: shut up out there! im trying to send a message to...all agents i guess.
*the screen shows a big red eye looking through a hole in our 'bunker'*
me: musn't move..musn't move
hans: dude, that only works in jurassic park! this is reality. and were hiding in house ruins by the way.
me: um.. hehe, please go away now baryonyx...
*baryonyx snarls and tries to poke it's snout through the hole*
*screen shows dr.b behind it*
dr.b: hey! over here colossal fossil!
*baryonyx turns, slamming the base with its tail, destroying it*
me: oh boy! running time! again!
*baryonyx comes running after us*
me: im gonna turn this off so we can outrun it! please send help or something, quickly!
>transmission ended<
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Date: 03/14/13 5:21 PM
From: fluswind

Fluswind here! Me and Frostwings are on our way to help! We're the two owls flying towards you. What-?! [T-rex roars at us and tries to bite us. I drop the transmitter in it's mouth and sparks explode everywhere]
Me: one down-
-TRANSMISSION LOST-
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