ok, this is what would have happened if I were there, when all this happened. lol It's also basically what happened in the actual episode...... don't read if u haven't seen it already, cause, it's much funnier in the episode.
we see Kowalski standing in the HQ, outside. with red sock like things on his feet.
K-anti-gravity socks field test. activating, now!
he presses a button on them, and starts to float up!
K-awesome! sweeeeeet!
then he turns upside down.....
K-woah,
and the socks slip off and he crashes to the ground. the socks keep floating, and Kowalski is trying to jump and grab them. they float away. he looks around.
K-okay, nobody saw
all of a sudden, this random platypus comes from behind him.
RP(random platypus)-hey.
K-daaaah!
RP-you Kowalski?
K-yes.*ahem*yes, yes, I am.
RP-come with me.
K-excuse me sir, but I don't just wonder off with strange platypuses! or is it, platypi? platypuseseses?
RP-you'll come if I say the right word.
K-and what word would that be?
END OF PART ONE
@fluswind
"ok, this is what would have happened if I were there, when all this happened. lol It's also basically what happened in the actual episode...... don't read if u haven't seen it already, cause, it's much funnier in the episode." didn't you read the beginning where I wrote this? Yeah, it's basically the episode, but with small scenes that I'm in.
SUDDENLY!!! a rope goes around Kowalski and pulls him back.
K-aaaah!
S-get Kowalski away from her men! Excessive force is approved, and encouraged!
R-oh boy!
He spits out a lead pipe, and runs toward Doris.
K-no, no, no, no, no!
he tackles Rico down.
K-force, excessive or otherwise, won't be necessary, Skipper.
S-oh really? cause Rico hawked up a lead pipe!
Skipper has this fork taser in his hand.
S-and I'm kinda hankerin to use this thing!
it starts up and buzzes.
K-sorry, I just want to go home, and be forever alone. in my bunk.
Private, Rico, and Jillian look at each other.
P&R&J-ugh......
RP-come on pal, Doris didn't bring you here just to rip your heart out.
K-oh? there's more? is she going to compost it for a victory garden she's planting that consist entirely of broccoli, which by the way, I DESPISE?!?!?!
P-have you tried it with cheese?
K-NO, I HAVEN'T!!
P-it's quite good with cheese.
D-no, I need your help Kowalski! It's my brother Francis, he's a prisoner! A prisoner of......seaville.
K-*gasp*
*back to the boys, and me*
they are racing down the street in their little car.
S-I hope we're not too late to talk, and or pound some sense into Kowalski's oblong head!
R-duck!
they go under a truck.
P-really Skipper, Doris can't be that bad, can she?
S-Private, the first time Doris rejected Kowalski, he refused to leave his bunk! for. six. months!
R-duck!
another truck.
P-woah! six months!?
S-yup. didn't even move once. Believe you me, cleanup duty was not pleasant.
J-oh, I remember that. *shivers*
P-oh....*shivers*
another truck comes, and hits Private, and takes him away.
P-aaah!
R-duck!
*meanwhile*
K-oh, it will never work Doris! Is he bird, is he mammal? If he can't commit to a species, how can he commit to you?!
D-listen, I've heard this all before. Except then it was about Doug the Porpoise, or Harry the octopus, or Pete the Manatee.
K-he was ugly on the inside, too!
D-Listen Kowalski, I like you. I do, I really like you, I like you. But I'm never gonna like you like you. Can you understand that?
K-*makes a small crying noise*
SUDDENLY!!!!!
*on camera*
RP(random platypus)-you'll come if I say the right word.
K-and what word would that be?
RP-Do-ris.
all-*gasp*
S-that is ten pounds of trouble in a three pound bag.
then they look back to the screen.
P-*gasp* you do watch everything we do!
J-Skipper!
*meanwhile*
at some dock some place.....
K-she, needs me?
RP-her very words. said you're the smartest guy she's ever met.
K-ah, always knew Doris would come to her senses someday. It's the casual confidence I exude, my effortless aplomb, my sense of suave-
D-Kowalski! Hey you....
K-gaghahah! Doris?
D-Kowalski. Oh, Kowalski, it's really nice to see you!
K-gurpupuprp
D-now take a deep breath, and respond.
K-OKAY! *breathes* nicetoseeyoutoo!
D-didn't I tell you he's great, baby?
Kowalski's face falls.
K-baby?
RP-Oh yeah, guys got it goin' on. Just like you said, sweety.
K-sweety!?! *gasp* guhhuhlhuhulwhyhecallhersweety?
Kowalski comes running down into HQ
K-gah!
He crashes into all the penguins playing cards, and runs into his lab.
K-gahhahah!
He comes running out with a suitcase.
K-you'llknowwhenIcomebackmaybeneverniceknowingyou!
and he's gone.
R-uh, bye?
J-KOWALSKI!!!!
P-what was that about?
S-well, let's find out. we'll check the surveillance tapes!
Skipper pulls something out of the wall, and presses a red button. the lab door spins very fast several times, and than stops to show a bunch of tv screens.
P-you watch everything Kowalski does?
S-well yeah! but, uh, cause Kowalski, cause, ya know, he's kind of a nut job. I mean, you're cool, I'd never do that to uh you, guys.
Skipper presses play. you see Private pacing back and forth.
P(on screen)-I'm Skipper, give me options, for being a fuddy duddy.
S-uh, huh,
he presses another button. now we see Rico sniff at some milk.
R(on screen)-ugh!
but he drinks it anyway.
S-*nervous laugh/giggle*
he presses another button. now we see Jillian in her bunk, and no one else is there.
she jumps out, and starts dancing about the room.
J-Skipper! I thought I told you to stop watching us!
P-you knew?
J-yeah, but I thought he stopped!
Skipper presses another button.
now we see what we came here for in the first place.
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