ok, this is what would have happened if I were there, when all this happened. lol It's also basically what happened in the actual episode...... don't read if u haven't seen it already, cause, it's much funnier in the episode.
we see Kowalski standing in the HQ, outside. with red sock like things on his feet.
K-anti-gravity socks field test. activating, now!
he presses a button on them, and starts to float up!
then he turns upside down.....
and the socks slip off and he crashes to the ground. the socks keep floating, and Kowalski is trying to jump and grab them. they float away. he looks around.
K-okay, nobody saw
all of a sudden, this random platypus comes from behind him.
K-yes.*ahem*yes, yes, I am.
RP-come with me.
K-excuse me sir, but I don't just wonder off with strange platypuses! or is it, platypi? platypuseseses?
RP-you'll come if I say the right word.
K-and what word would that be?
END OF PART ONE
back at HQ
K-Seaville, aqua fun park. Security is beyond state of the art, it's the fort Knox of aqua fun parks.
RP-that's why we need you, ace. You've got the tech skills we need to free Doris' brother.
K-all this time, I never even knew she had a brother.
RP-Francis, likes, seaweed and swimming, dislikes, nuts, any other pointless facts you'd like to know?
RP-then here's what I need to know. you in?
K-just a, give me a moment to discuss with my, compatriots?
the penguins form a circle.
K-upside, if I can rescue Doris' brother, I could shove that right in, Parker's smug, duck face.
(from here on, PP will show, Parker the Platypus. PP)
K-downside, the only fortress harder to penetrate than Seaville, is Doris' own heart....
J-and we'd have to face that jerk of a platypus!
S-and MY side, we do this, you're now fulfilling your own bunk. We're in!
she does a few jumps in the water of HQ.
KJ-wha-what?! THEY'VE GOT ONE OF THOSE!?!?
then a small water show starts in front of King Julien. then you see a sprinkler and Maurice and Mort with colored lasers making the water show.
KJ-enough, forget it Maurice, turn off the dancing waters. The penguins totally upstaged us with that trained fish.
the lemurs turn off the water.
"ok, this is what would have happened if I were there, when all this happened. lol It's also basically what happened in the actual episode...... don't read if u haven't seen it already, cause, it's much funnier in the episode." didn't you read the beginning where I wrote this? Yeah, it's basically the episode, but with small scenes that I'm in.
SUDDENLY!!! a rope goes around Kowalski and pulls him back.
S-get Kowalski away from her men! Excessive force is approved, and encouraged!
He spits out a lead pipe, and runs toward Doris.
K-no, no, no, no, no!
he tackles Rico down.
K-force, excessive or otherwise, won't be necessary, Skipper.
S-oh really? cause Rico hawked up a lead pipe!
Skipper has this fork taser in his hand.
S-and I'm kinda hankerin to use this thing!
it starts up and buzzes.
K-sorry, I just want to go home, and be forever alone. in my bunk.
Private, Rico, and Jillian look at each other.
RP-come on pal, Doris didn't bring you here just to rip your heart out.
K-oh? there's more? is she going to compost it for a victory garden she's planting that consist entirely of broccoli, which by the way, I DESPISE?!?!?!
P-have you tried it with cheese?
K-NO, I HAVEN'T!!
P-it's quite good with cheese.
D-no, I need your help Kowalski! It's my brother Francis, he's a prisoner! A prisoner of......seaville.
*back to the boys, and me*
they are racing down the street in their little car.
S-I hope we're not too late to talk, and or pound some sense into Kowalski's oblong head!
they go under a truck.
P-really Skipper, Doris can't be that bad, can she?
S-Private, the first time Doris rejected Kowalski, he refused to leave his bunk! for. six. months!
P-woah! six months!?
S-yup. didn't even move once. Believe you me, cleanup duty was not pleasant.
J-oh, I remember that. *shivers*
another truck comes, and hits Private, and takes him away.
K-oh, it will never work Doris! Is he bird, is he mammal? If he can't commit to a species, how can he commit to you?!
D-listen, I've heard this all before. Except then it was about Doug the Porpoise, or Harry the octopus, or Pete the Manatee.
K-he was ugly on the inside, too!
D-Listen Kowalski, I like you. I do, I really like you, I like you. But I'm never gonna like you like you. Can you understand that?
K-*makes a small crying noise*
RP(random platypus)-you'll come if I say the right word.
K-and what word would that be?
S-that is ten pounds of trouble in a three pound bag.
then they look back to the screen.
P-*gasp* you do watch everything we do!
at some dock some place.....
K-she, needs me?
RP-her very words. said you're the smartest guy she's ever met.
K-ah, always knew Doris would come to her senses someday. It's the casual confidence I exude, my effortless aplomb, my sense of suave-
D-Kowalski! Hey you....
D-Kowalski. Oh, Kowalski, it's really nice to see you!
D-now take a deep breath, and respond.
K-OKAY! *breathes* nicetoseeyoutoo!
D-didn't I tell you he's great, baby?
Kowalski's face falls.
RP-Oh yeah, guys got it goin' on. Just like you said, sweety.
K-sweety!?! *gasp* guhhuhlhuhulwhyhecallhersweety?
Kowalski comes running down into HQ
He crashes into all the penguins playing cards, and runs into his lab.
He comes running out with a suitcase.
and he's gone.
P-what was that about?
S-well, let's find out. we'll check the surveillance tapes!
Skipper pulls something out of the wall, and presses a red button. the lab door spins very fast several times, and than stops to show a bunch of tv screens.
P-you watch everything Kowalski does?
S-well yeah! but, uh, cause Kowalski, cause, ya know, he's kind of a nut job. I mean, you're cool, I'd never do that to uh you, guys.
Skipper presses play. you see Private pacing back and forth.
P(on screen)-I'm Skipper, give me options, for being a fuddy duddy.
he presses another button. now we see Rico sniff at some milk.
but he drinks it anyway.
he presses another button. now we see Jillian in her bunk, and no one else is there.
she jumps out, and starts dancing about the room.
J-Skipper! I thought I told you to stop watching us!
J-yeah, but I thought he stopped!
Skipper presses another button.
now we see what we came here for in the first place.