Blowhole here. I have a plan to get rid of the peng-oo-ins and take over the world but I need everyone's help!
First, we will use my new ray to brainwash everyone into becoming our minions. I'm sure the peng-oo-ins will try to stop us, but that's where step two comes in.
Second, we will capture the peng-oo-in agents and use my brainwashing machine to turn them into our minions!!!
Step three, we become the RULERS OF THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! That's my favorite part.
Well, are you in? If we combine our forces, the peng-oo-ins can never stop us!!!!! (Evil laugh)
meow: *sarcastically* Really, I had NO IDEA I just blogged about my evil plans... not. You peng-oo-ins do it all the time, so I don't really see why we can't.
Doc, i set up the defence systems.. do u want me to go to penguin hq and use my transformation skills to make the penguins trust me? Im really good at hypnotising anyone and anything to trust me. Im only loyal to u though. Im never loyal to the good side anymore. Ill wear my spy cam thats in my neckless to show u how good i am. Ill b ready to go to there hq whenever u give the o.k.
It is finally time to prepare for the first step of our plan! (evil laugh) I am going to put a list of jobs down and people can volunteer to do them.I will be going with you, you will see how soon (evil laugh)
*three to infiltrate penguin HQ. Get them to trust you, and find out how to get around their defense system!
*I need our smartest agents working on gadgets and our defense system.
I will be adding to this list, I just need to review what we need.
DO. NOT. CALL. ME. FLIPPY.
IT'S DOCTOR BLOWHOLE!!!! D-O-C-T-O-R-space-B-L-O-W-H-O-L-E!!!!
Doris [in the background]: What are you doing, Francais?
Me: O.O seriously?!
Katatomic: We need all the help we can get around here in order to defeat the peng-oo-ins! Here's a list of what you, and everyone else on our side, can do: get new recruits, find a way past the peng-oo-ins defense systems, gather all the gadgets you can, train everyone how to use the gadgets, work on our defense system... and I have a secret plan I need you and a few other agents on our side to help me with... but I'll tell you about that in a latter post.
As for you peng-oo-in agents: You always say "oh you cant defeat us blah blah blah". Seriously, I've heard it a million times! If you're going to try to intimidate me, at least come up with something original!
HehehehAHAHAHAHA!
At least I betrayed Link and Bomb on the ways. I also got a cool pair of gadgets! I got my Switcheroo! *turns into a penguin* I wonder when they'll get through this!
Hey doctor blowhole, wat else could i do 4 u?... im getting tired and bored of telling gopenguins wat hes doing wrong and that hes.. how u say.. a nimrod 4 falling into all my traps. ;-z... so seriously.. wat else can i do?
Ha ha, I love how gopenguins keeps calling you Flippy, and how you get irritated when that happens. LOL.
PS- I will not join under any circumstances, even if I'm sent to Denmark, no longer permitted to invent things, lose all of my dynamite, and the Lunacorns Show gets cancelled.
(Evil laugh) o gopenguins thats my fake remote. Its a replica. It doensent work. There is no remote 4 it! Its all voice activated! And only responds to my real voice not even a voice robot that sounds like me can work. WHOS LAUGHING NOW?!?! MWAHA!!
Okay, everyone! This message board is obviously not a safe place for us to discuss our evil plans. I assumed it was ok because the penguins do it but its becoming a problem*cough* gopenguins is the problem *cough*. She is reading this message board and telling the penguins. We must eliminate her.
DO NOT CALL ME FLIPPY AGAIN!!!! GRRRR! And two things:
1. I know you called me "Flippy" I have repeadedly gotten mad about it.
2. Secondly, that remote your holding? It's my TV remote. It says "Comcast". I was wondering where that went....
P.S. katatomic, I think this belongs to you? *Holds up force field remote* HA!!!! Admit it, I outsmarted you!!!!
Flippy, you're clearly not very observant, as, I've called you Flippy in every comment!!!!!
katatomic: What you have failed to realize is that the second Skipper finished giving that message, every penguin agent used their teleporter watches to instantly return to HQ, without injury. Must I continue?