I am PoM4Real. Really, it is Skipper... Anyhow, post your questions to this board. Well, if you don't believe it's us. There really is no way to prove it. Sorry. According to Kowalski we live in separate worlds or whatever. I'll let him explain later. Anyhow, goodbye my agents, (And enemies) and good luck trying to get what happened in Denmark out of me. (Not happening.)
Oh! I just remembered! It's April Fools day! I need to get a pie from the Cafe a block away from here... Anyways, goodbye!
---- Skipper
It's Kowalski, our apologies for the account mix up, one of our agents didn't log out. Umm.... William Shakespear just came out of my lab. I got to go.
---- Kowalski
It's Skipper again for this post. (Rico says I post to much.)
-Aveeo. That's a tough one. We could keep communication over the boards sure. I have a few agents out in your world. Why not make it four? First, tell me what your best at in a separate topic post please. Then, we'll go from there. (Gasp!) Kowalski and Private brought back snow cones! I have to go now.
---- Skipper
I am a penguin agent wannabe. I have been one since POM first aired. My friends and I even pretended to be penguin agents and we would make up fake missions to go on. We even had our own pretend agency. I know, I sound a little obsessed. But how can I become an agent?
Skipper here, I know Kowalski said Rico and Private were posting next. But eh.
-Aveeo, yes I have read it. I have no idea, really. I sent Rico and Kowalski to go spy for me. I'll tell you ASAP. As for now, keep calling him Flippy. I'm going to do that too.
Wait a minute. I think Rico and Kowalski are transmitting.
They said Blowhole wasn't there. But they over heard some lobsters talking about a new plan. So really, unsure. For now, I'm going to let one of my agents post her butt off on there. She discovered our universe. She's different. So don't ask her how. You'll find her.
---- Skipper
Have you read "Villians Unite (Penguin Agents Beware)?" Is that the Real Blowhole or an impersonator? You may want to check it out. It's on the Penguins of Madagascar message board.
By the way, from now on (on POM boards), I am going by my penguin agent name, Aveeo.
Hello. For this post it is Kowalski.
- winxpomcp, you do not want to get on Skipper's bad side.
- 7gaga, again, as Skipper had said in an earlier post, I wish I could show you we exist but, we live in different universes where in ours, everything is animated. Meaning things like: Spongebob, Gravity Falls, and Ben 10 actually exist there. And yes. What he meant is that we really have nothing to do at all with the show; just the fame. So therefore, it is very hard to know what the answer to that is. Pretty much how the creators of the Madagascar characters (Alex, Marty etc.) found someway to get their imagination to reach our world. Same with every other animated show. So in their point, they imagined us and animated us with their minds and imaginations. So in our point, they reached a wormhole with their minds, and reached us. It is very confusing.
---- Kowalski
(P.S. Private says hi to everyone, he and Rico are posting next. Good luck!)
Thanks for the answers, but you didn't answer my first question, so I still don't believe that you're really the penguins. I said, "If you're REALLY the penguins then I've got a trivia question for either Skipper or Kowalski:
When was the first time Skipper EVER said anything to Kowalski about Julien's crown?
You answer that correctly and I'll believe that you're the real penguins." Also, do you mean that the stuff that happens in the show, you were never involved in? That doesn't even make sense.
~7GaGa
Sorry I couldn't reply. Computer broke,CoughKowalskiCough.
Anyways, the secrets. HAHAHAHAHAH! Your going to make me have a heart attack.
How we learned to read and write: We could already read. Just not very well. To spell, we put everything on Microsoft word first. Or Kowalski finds them in a dictionary. Necessarily we learned from some of the actual other penguin agents.
What happens and the computer: Okay, first. We don't watch the show. At least I don't. I don't know about the others. It's just embarrassing the things they animate us doing. So I honestly have no clue. The computer. Well. Rico will be Rico. He got bored one day and randomly spit up a laptop.
Now on the other hand, we live in a parallel universe of sort. Where everything is animated, don't even ask if you exist there. You most likely do. That's enough for now.
Bye.
---- Skipper
Ok, if you're REALLY the penguins then I've got a trivia question for either Skipper or Kowalski:
When was the first time Skipper EVER said anything to Kowalski about Julien's crown?
You answer that correctly and I'll believe that you're the real penguins. If not, sorry to be a killjoy, you guys! Heh heh
Also, when did you learn to read and write? And where is the computer you're using to send this message? And uh... OH! What's with the fan pairing of you and Marlene, Skipper? And how do you guys get out of the convenience store in that upcoming episode? Oops. That was a spoiler! Oh well.
~7GaGa
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And how do you guys get out of the convenience store in that upcoming episode? Oops. That was a spoiler! Oh well.
