Blowhole: Hello adoring fans, minions, and haters! Hans and I have set up this little blog post thingy so you can ask us questions in the comments section below.
Hans: And we will answer them >:D... so whats taking you all so long?! ASK!!!
Savio: I get to be in it to, right, guysssss?
Blowhole and Hans (at the same time): NO.
[black and red confetti rains down. Blowhole, Hans and parker are wearing matching party hats and T-shirts saying "evil genus". Hans and Blowhole are blowing party horns. Parker is looking bored and counting his money]
Blowhole: @Adaline1- CONGRATS! It's about time we got another person on our side! Anyway, my evil plans mainly come from hours spent plotting revenge and using my inventions to blow up dummies that may or may not look like the penguins? next! Ok, I actually did know that mort means that, but I don't think that means anything. The producers probably just heard it and thought "hey that sounds like a good name".
Hans: It's always good to have more evil people in the world so when we take over the world less people will be there to stop us? MWA HA HA- *coughs. Clears throat* I have a bit of a chest cold? *cough* Anyway, I LOVE cows? as steak? jk
Blowhole: Ok, this next one is easy. @AryPartySF--
Both: I'm obviously the most evil! What? No! Stop copying me! Jinx! TBC
hey guys it`s me again!!! by the way i have signed up to be evil (it`s taking FOREVER ) also you know how i always know secrets about you & you guys wanted to know... i`m not going to tell you!!!
blowhole: were do you get your evil plans from? did you know mort`s name is french for death(kinda makes you think...)?
hans: what do you think about me being evil? do you think cows are stupid?(i do)
both: have any evil advise for me?
Oh yeah, just to be clear on the OC thing, here are some details:
~no being rude, leave that to the evil masterminds.
~everyone's welcome to post questions and answer questions (so max you're accepted)
~I'm mainly adding this because "we" keep getting asked stuff like "how did Hans and Skipper meet?" or "how did blowhole lose his eye?" and a lot of those questions don't have right answers because they were never explained in the show, so I want to hear what everyone else thinks.
So I hope everyone likes it and I can't wait to hear what u all think :D
Hey guys!I heard your now accepting OCs.And My OC would love to join.(Mostly because she works for Blowhole)
Appearance:Red hair(Ponytail or Braided),Tall,Skinny,Red Eyes(Iris Color),And Wears A Locket At Sometimes
Personality:Fiery,Powerful,Fast,Short Tempered,And Is Extremely Smart
Please Put Mine On.I Would Be Forever Grateful.
Blowhole: @KingAbby- You're throwing a wedding for my SISTER, and I'm not invited! MUTINY! MUTINY I TELL YOU! We are NOT answering any more of you're questions!!
Hans: Umm, we aren't?
Blowhole: No, we aren't. I'm giving here the silent treatment! *tries to storm off but his scooter goes really slow* Curse speed limits?
Hans: So I still get to come, yah? Anyway, me and Skipper met in Denmark? there were explosives?. and thats all I can say because I was sworn to secrecy. Ok, as promised we are posting our thoughts on the shows suggested by tvfan right after this. As we cool cats say in Denmark, laters alligators!
Parker (counts money): Cha-ching! Pleasure doing business with ya', KingAbby. If you need any favors *cough, cough, people annihilated* just let me know.
Blowhole: Yeah, ok, thanks for that brilliant commentary *pushes him out of view of camera* Ok, we're running out of room so I'll post our thoughts on the other TV shows in a separate message.@Annie4564- It's kind of a mutual hatred because i always try to rule the world and he always screws up my plans.
Hans: Well, that's about it for this post so ask, comment--
Blowhole: *whispering* tell them about the thing
Hans: The thing? what thing?
Blowhole: THE thing! Y'know, with the thing? Never mind I'll tell them myself! Ok, we have s special announcement!
*presses button and confetti flutters down and a clap track plays* If you want someone to be on this show thingy, just leave us a comment and we'll put 'em on!
Hans: *whispering* Can I do it now?
Blowhole: Ugh, yes! Do it!!!
Hans: So ask, comment! BE OUR MINIONS! >:D TBC
Here you go. I'm a billionaire.(Not in real life, just on here.)
good looks? Pah! if Kowalski is unattractive, you are more unattractive then a PIG!
Blowhole: I'LL EXPECT YOU TO WITHDRAW THAT OFFENSIVE REMARK! I actually....kind of....well, love him, so there.
Kowalski is the most handsome pang-u-in in the universe. thanks for showing me how to spell penguin.
Wow, sorry I haven't been on this in forever!
Parker: @KingAbby- well, I like to think my infinite charm and good looks is what made Doris fall for me. That'll be $999,999,9999 dollars cash, please. Ok, my feelings on Kowalski. I'm not really strongly opinionated on that matter, but the guy is a bit annoying, and I get payed to beat up him and his friends so? interpret it however you like. That's another 100,000,000 million, by the way?
Blowhole: How come he gets payed to do this? Ok, let's see? i think Kowalski is an insufferable geek with a brain the size of a pea and really it's no wonder my sister wouldn't go out with him for so long because a monkey's rump is more attractive. NEXT!!
Parker: @tvshowfan-- they're all terrible shows that rot the brains of children.
Hans: parker! That was rude! Apologize now!
Parker: I'm a bad guy, I'm supposed to hurt people's feelings.
Hans: Well as we say in Denmark, "whatever, Parker". I'm sure they are lovely shows.
I got something to say about the club. KingAbby is creative and funny like me and the club sounds cool and accurate. It depends on the club, like who is a member and who wants to comment the penguins and it depends on if you to say something about the club and/or the penguins