Blowhole: Hello adoring fans, minions, and haters! Hans and I have set up this little blog post thingy so you can ask us questions in the comments section below.
Hans: And we will answer them >:D... so whats taking you all so long?! ASK!!!
Savio: I get to be in it to, right, guysssss?
Blowhole and Hans (at the same time): NO.
Blowhole: @KingAbby- You're throwing a wedding for my SISTER, and I'm not invited! MUTINY! MUTINY I TELL YOU! We are NOT answering any more of you're questions!!
Hans: Umm, we aren't?
Blowhole: No, we aren't. I'm giving here the silent treatment! *tries to storm off but his scooter goes really slow* Curse speed limits?
Hans: So I still get to come, yah? Anyway, me and Skipper met in Denmark? there were explosives?. and thats all I can say because I was sworn to secrecy. Ok, as promised we are posting our thoughts on the shows suggested by tvfan right after this. As we cool cats say in Denmark, laters alligators!
Parker (counts money): Cha-ching! Pleasure doing business with ya', KingAbby. If you need any favors *cough, cough, people annihilated* just let me know.
Blowhole: Yeah, ok, thanks for that brilliant commentary *pushes him out of view of camera* Ok, we're running out of room so I'll post our thoughts on the other TV shows in a separate message.@Annie4564- It's kind of a mutual hatred because i always try to rule the world and he always screws up my plans.
Hans: Well, that's about it for this post so ask, comment--
Blowhole: *whispering* tell them about the thing
Hans: The thing? what thing?
Blowhole: THE thing! Y'know, with the thing? Never mind I'll tell them myself! Ok, we have s special announcement!
*presses button and confetti flutters down and a clap track plays* If you want someone to be on this show thingy, just leave us a comment and we'll put 'em on!
Hans: *whispering* Can I do it now?
Blowhole: Ugh, yes! Do it!!!
Hans: So ask, comment! BE OUR MINIONS! >:D TBC
Here you go. I'm a billionaire.(Not in real life, just on here.)
good looks? Pah! if Kowalski is unattractive, you are more unattractive then a PIG!
Blowhole: I'LL EXPECT YOU TO WITHDRAW THAT OFFENSIVE REMARK! I actually....kind of....well, love him, so there.
Kowalski is the most handsome pang-u-in in the universe. thanks for showing me how to spell penguin.
Wow, sorry I haven't been on this in forever!
Parker: @KingAbby- well, I like to think my infinite charm and good looks is what made Doris fall for me. That'll be $999,999,9999 dollars cash, please. Ok, my feelings on Kowalski. I'm not really strongly opinionated on that matter, but the guy is a bit annoying, and I get payed to beat up him and his friends so? interpret it however you like. That's another 100,000,000 million, by the way?
Blowhole: How come he gets payed to do this? Ok, let's see? i think Kowalski is an insufferable geek with a brain the size of a pea and really it's no wonder my sister wouldn't go out with him for so long because a monkey's rump is more attractive. NEXT!!
Parker: @tvshowfan-- they're all terrible shows that rot the brains of children.
Hans: parker! That was rude! Apologize now!
Parker: I'm a bad guy, I'm supposed to hurt people's feelings.
Hans: Well as we say in Denmark, "whatever, Parker". I'm sure they are lovely shows.
I got something to say about the club. KingAbby is creative and funny like me and the club sounds cool and accurate. It depends on the club, like who is a member and who wants to comment the penguins and it depends on if you to say something about the club and/or the penguins
Sorry I've been really busy with school and other things that i would much less rather do... anyway, I'll try to get on here as soon as I can!
Hans: Ok, KingAbby, you have your wish! We are officially letting Parker answer questions!
Parker: Yeah, speaking of "we"... we need to talk about my paycheck.
Hans: Uh... thats not exactly how it works...
Parker: What, you think I'd do this for free?!
Hans: Well... yeah...I mean, you're a minor character who only appeared in one episode, we figured we figured you needed all the publicity you could get.
Parker (putting Hans in a headlock): I WANT MY MONEY!!!
Hans (chocking): Ok, ok! (Parker loosens his hold so Hans can breathe) I'll talk to Blowhole about it...
Parker: Where is he, anyway?!
Hans: Uh... not hiding from you... I think this is a good place to end this session. På gensyn!