Blowhole: Hello adoring fans, minions, and haters! Hans and I have set up this little blog post thingy so you can ask us questions in the comments section below.
Hans: And we will answer them >:D... so whats taking you all so long?! ASK!!!
Savio: I get to be in it to, right, guysssss?
Blowhole and Hans (at the same time): NO.
@GPSmap- I knew Skipper was around thirty ish, but I didn't know about any of the other penguins.
Hans: @KingAbby- That's fine- less work for me! :D and I've locked Flippy in a closet because we went on another ramage after you called him "Flippy" again... I need to talk to him about anger management class...
[camera shows closet door is shaking] Blowhole: LET ME OUT!!!!!
Hans: Nah, it's just so funny to watch.... Oh, but I guess you have to answer prosemary's question, huh? *sighs* ok... [Hans walks over and opens the door. Camera shows a very mad Flippy tied up in a closet]
Blowhole: Did you have to take away my segway?!
Hans: Yeah, you have a laser blaster on that thing. I didn't want the closet to get ruined.
Blowhole *sighs*: Fine. Can you at least untie me?
Hans: If I must. [unties blowhole. Blowhole tries to get over to the chair by walking with his flippers]
Blowhole: [finally gets into chair} @prosmary- Yes, Doris really is my sister. @Nishielel- [TBC]
Did you know that Skipper is in between 25-30 years old, Kowalski is 26, Rico is 23 and Private is 15? Skipper and Kowalski were born right around when the New York Mets won the 1986 world series against the Boston Red Sox.
Hello there Blowhole and Hans! So you guys are pretty funny and cool.... and dont take this the wrong way but the penguins are funny too though, i have just 2 questions:
1. Blowhole, DORIS IS REALLY YOUR SISTER?! Not to be rude sorry.
2. Hans, why can't Skipper go to Denmark? Beacuse i REALLY wanna know!
prosemary.... A PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR FAN FOREVER!
Hans: Hola, amigos! Or bonjour.... or hello in whatever language you speak. Anyway, it looks like I'll be answering most of the questions today because Flippy went berserk when he saw KingAbby's comments and I had to tie him to a chair again...
[camera shows a very mad Blowhole tied to a chair and gaged]
Hans: Sorry I don't speak whatever language that is. Anyway... @KingAbby.... well, I'll let Flippy answer this one... [unties the bandana around his mouth]
Blowhole: Ok, first of all, my name is NOT FRANCIAS or FLIPPY!! It's BLOWHOLE! how many times to I have to say that? And thank you, I know my movie was awesome 'cuz i was in it. And second of all, my scarf ray is locked safely in a hidden vault where you will never find it. Ha ha.
Hans: Er... I, uh, may have sold it ...
Blowhole: What?! Just wait till I get over there! [starts scooting the chair over to where Hans is by jumping]
Hans: Ahhh!!!! [runs with blowhole hopping after him] -to be continued-
Sorry I didn't post for a while, my computer got a virus but it's fixed now! :D
Hans:@tigerna- Well, actually, sometimes we get evil's block, which is sort of like writer's block, except instead of writing it's with evil ideas.
Blowhole: @adeline1- I had no idea that you could actually hurt someone with a scarf. Hmmm... that gives me an idea for an evil invention! *segways off to lab*
Hans: @Nishielel- yes, the danes clipped my wings before they arrested me so I wouldn't be able to fly away. And NO, I do NOT like Skipper as a friend, or at all, actually.
Blowhole: *segways back into view* I present to you the scarf ray of doom! @Nishielel- I have nothing against the danes, but if they hadn't clipped Hans' wings he'd be a lot more useful.
Hans: Oh you wanna go?!
Blowhole: Bring it! *they sissy fight until Hans grabs Flippy's scarf ray and threatens to throw it out the window* Blowhole (whiny little kid voice): Give it back!!
Hans (annoying little kid voice): whats the magic word?
Blowhole: @meow0718-what do you think? Most people aren't very pleased when their enemy starts dating their sister, but maybe that's just me.
Hans: No need to be rude! Sorry, he's sensitive about that.
Blowhole *sniffle*: I am NOT! Kowalski will get what he deserves... eventually.
Hans: Um, okay, then... O.O
Blowhole: @15380- um, you mean by sister is Kowalski's girlfriend, right? You said "boyfriend". Anyway, I'll assume that was a typo so: I agree with you 100%. I don't know WHAT she's thinking.
Hans: @adalin1- thanks for the advice! I'll try that on Flippy next time we fight. >:D By the way, you should consider becoming a villain yourself. @agentrose1- hehe, yeah, they're ok *hehe* and uh, defininentally not chained up in a closet or anything... on that note, it's time for us to go!! Hans out!
*banging comes from closet* Human Hans and Human Blowhole: LET US OUT!!!!
Blowhole: haha... thats just the, um, talking vacuum... haha... *turns camera off*