* * means thinking
Soffie:im not going.
Roxy:you have to Sof!Your family isnt all that bad!
Soffie(bored expression):My dad abandoned me,joined Miss Blowhole and tried to (air quotes) get rid of me forever(stops air quoting)
Roxy:well your Aunt Gertrude gave you that cruise boat!
Soffie:yeah,but SHE might be the only one who gives a rotten fish about me!
Roxy(starts pushing Soffie out the door):YOU ARE GOING!!!*locks door behind her
AT FAMILY REUNION
Aunt Gertrude(sees Soffie):Soffia!!!My darling!*gives Soffie a hug*
Soffie:Hey Aunt Gertrude...
AG(Aunt Gertrude):let me guess: You dont want to come because you think youre dad's here.
AG:Well guess what.He ain't here!Also I want you to meet someone.Well somepeople.(3 penguin kids jump onto Soffie and knock her down)
AG:Thats AJ,DeDe and Duncan.Theyre my kids!
Soffie:I have cousins?!
AG:more like fans!!
Duncan:YOU ARE SO AWESOME!!
Soffie:I have fans?!*IN YOUR FACE ROXY!*
AJ:Youve probably found the Penguinie Shrine!
Soffie:grr...*jumps at Miss Blowhole but Antonio holds her back*
Crab1:Everything is so shiny in here!*sees statue of himself*Most...not...grab...
Miss Blowhole:UGH you fools!None of this treasure will get to me!*sees a golden diabolical weapon of toture*MINE!*jumps at it but the team of crabs hold her back*
Sk:*attempts not to laugh*
Soffie:*a random golden lightbulb appears above her head then drops to the ground*We'll go ahead so if anything jumps out,we'll get hurt!
AN:WHAT?!My amor,what the heck are you doing?!
Soffie*whispers to him*:I have a plan,and what does amor mean?
AN:*looks away and blushes*
*later when they get to the end*
Soffie:*takes a gold nugget and runs toward the entrance*
*the temple starts to crumple and the gang gets out but Miss Blowhole,the crabs and Soffie are nowhere to be found*
MY INSPIRATION ISA BACH!
Heres the chappie
Suddenly a male penguin with a Mexican accent and shaggy bangs that hang down in his face jumps down in front of them just as they are about to enter the cave.
Sf:Antonio?Is that you?
Antonio:Soffie?I can't believe it!*they hug*
Sf:Guys,this is my friend Antonio from the time I was sent to the base in Me-he-co!
S*turning green with envy*:How good a friend...?
Sf:Does it matter?
S:What?Of course not!
Ml:Its good to meet you Antonio!We're going to go to the Penguinie Shrine!
AN(Antonio):What?!Are you out of your minds?!
(Roxy and soffie exchange a look)
AN:You two don't answer that.But it could be dangerous!
Sf:Would you calm down if I let you come with us?
SF:then let's go!
*they go into the entrance and into a room of glittering jewls and gold...*
No problem; it's tough sometimes! I'll get another chapter going, while you try to get through that block.
Rx: I've got an idea! [takes out a rocket launcher and aims it at the block] *waits, then looks into the barrel* Dangit! I'm out of ammo! [tosses it aside and walks towards the door] I'm going to Walmart.
Self: To get ammo?
Rx: No, I'm hungry for some deli. Want some?
Rx: Suit yourself... [exits]
Sometimes when I have writer's block, it helps to walk away from it for a while; you can't force creativity! TV and video games usually help, too.
I AM BACKS!
Soffie:Why is it you always add an "s" to the end of your sentences?
ME:Honestly I has no idea,I think it has something to do with being crazys.Anyway I have total writers block(camera backs out to show a huge ? block in front of me)So i need you to post yet ANOTHER chap till i get more ideas for this post.I'm so sorry!!
hurry up with the chapter,please!No offense though,
Me:Soffie,no one says pretty please any more...
Soffie:DONT CRUSH MY DREAMS
Me:*picks up a phone and dials the mental hospital*
Soffie:Wrong.Think about it.
*Everyone hears blowholes laugh but more girlish*
Skipper:I KNOW!DERF!*Soffie faceflippers*
Soffie:Its Miss Blowhole,genius!
Skipper:Oh.I knew that!
Roxy:Sure you did Skippy.
Soffie:Well lets get a move on before these 2 strangle each other...
KJ:I WALK NEXT TO SOFFIE!!
Soffie:In your dreams!*Punches him out of the way and runs into the dense swamp forest*
(Is this good?Im planning for a new OC of mine to join the crew)
[JAKE crashes into a rough, sandy terrain below and skids to a halt; Skipper and the others crawl out slowly, cartoon-singed slightly]
S: Ugh... Survivor roll call; Soffie? Ringtail? Marlene?
KJ: [groans] President.
Ml: [weakly] Here...
S: Roxy? Roxy.....?
Rx: [dazedly stumbles out from the car, singing] Falling from Cloud niiiine.....
Ml: [smacks her across the face] She's fine.
Rx: [rubs her cheek] Thanks. [looks around] Well, I guess we're in Mexico... that, or we're in that reoccurring dream I had where the ocean's tired of being on the ground and goes up into the sky and all the fish thinks he's a jerk for it. [notices the others staring] But I digress.
S: How's the car?
Sf: [places a flipper on the hood, and recoils with a yelp] Well, the main engine's fried, so it looks like JAKE's not going anywhere for a while.
Rx: [pats the side-view mirror] Don't you worry, JAKE. I will avenge you! [Looks up into the sky] AVEEEENGE YOOOUUU! [squints] Wait, what's that?
[Everyone else looks up to find a dolphin-shaped aircraft fleeing the scene and speeding away]
Sf: [scornfully] I think I have a pretty good idea....