* * means thinking
Soffie:im not going.
Roxy:you have to Sof!Your family isnt all that bad!
Soffie(bored expression):My dad abandoned me,joined Miss Blowhole and tried to (air quotes) get rid of me forever(stops air quoting)
Roxy:well your Aunt Gertrude gave you that cruise boat!
Soffie:yeah,but SHE might be the only one who gives a rotten fish about me!
Roxy(starts pushing Soffie out the door):YOU ARE GOING!!!*locks door behind her
AT FAMILY REUNION
Aunt Gertrude(sees Soffie):Soffia!!!My darling!*gives Soffie a hug*
Soffie:Hey Aunt Gertrude...
AG(Aunt Gertrude):let me guess: You dont want to come because you think youre dad's here.
AG:Well guess what.He ain't here!Also I want you to meet someone.Well somepeople.(3 penguin kids jump onto Soffie and knock her down)
AG:Thats AJ,DeDe and Duncan.Theyre my kids!
Soffie:I have cousins?!
AG:more like fans!!
Duncan:YOU ARE SO AWESOME!!
Soffie:I have fans?!*IN YOUR FACE ROXY!*
AJ:Youve probably found the Penguinie Shrine!
hurry up with the chapter,please!No offense though,
Me:Soffie,no one says pretty please any more...
Soffie:DONT CRUSH MY DREAMS
Me:*picks up a phone and dials the mental hospital*
Soffie:Wrong.Think about it.
*Everyone hears blowholes laugh but more girlish*
Skipper:I KNOW!DERF!*Soffie faceflippers*
Soffie:Its Miss Blowhole,genius!
Skipper:Oh.I knew that!
Roxy:Sure you did Skippy.
Soffie:Well lets get a move on before these 2 strangle each other...
KJ:I WALK NEXT TO SOFFIE!!
Soffie:In your dreams!*Punches him out of the way and runs into the dense swamp forest*
(Is this good?Im planning for a new OC of mine to join the crew)
[JAKE crashes into a rough, sandy terrain below and skids to a halt; Skipper and the others crawl out slowly, cartoon-singed slightly]
S: Ugh... Survivor roll call; Soffie? Ringtail? Marlene?
KJ: [groans] President.
Ml: [weakly] Here...
S: Roxy? Roxy.....?
Rx: [dazedly stumbles out from the car, singing] Falling from Cloud niiiine.....
Ml: [smacks her across the face] She's fine.
Rx: [rubs her cheek] Thanks. [looks around] Well, I guess we're in Mexico... that, or we're in that reoccurring dream I had where the ocean's tired of being on the ground and goes up into the sky and all the fish thinks he's a jerk for it. [notices the others staring] But I digress.
S: How's the car?
Sf: [places a flipper on the hood, and recoils with a yelp] Well, the main engine's fried, so it looks like JAKE's not going anywhere for a while.
Rx: [pats the side-view mirror] Don't you worry, JAKE. I will avenge you! [Looks up into the sky] AVEEEENGE YOOOUUU! [squints] Wait, what's that?
[Everyone else looks up to find a dolphin-shaped aircraft fleeing the scene and speeding away]
Sf: [scornfully] I think I have a pretty good idea....
@bullgal- Strange... I sometimes go through a similar glitch where it looks like I'm logged on, but when I try to upload a post, it says I'm not. Maybe that's your case? If it is, you should try going to the Nick homepage and then logging on, then try again. If not, there might be a board that you can go to that has the answer you're looking for.
In the meantime, I'll keep the story going, don't you worry! New chapter coming up!
@bullgal- I can't really describe it. But maybe they should remember that she can leave without going wild as soon as they get out. Of course, that's up to Darthskipr. Believe me, though; you'll be glad you overcame your laziness to watch the episode.