* * means thinking
Soffie:im not going.
Roxy:you have to Sof!Your family isnt all that bad!
Soffie(bored expression):My dad abandoned me,joined Miss Blowhole and tried to (air quotes) get rid of me forever(stops air quoting)
Roxy:well your Aunt Gertrude gave you that cruise boat!
Soffie:yeah,but SHE might be the only one who gives a rotten fish about me!
Roxy(starts pushing Soffie out the door):YOU ARE GOING!!!*locks door behind her
AT FAMILY REUNION
Aunt Gertrude(sees Soffie):Soffia!!!My darling!*gives Soffie a hug*
Soffie:Hey Aunt Gertrude...
AG(Aunt Gertrude):let me guess: You dont want to come because you think youre dad's here.
AG:Well guess what.He ain't here!Also I want you to meet someone.Well somepeople.(3 penguin kids jump onto Soffie and knock her down)
AG:Thats AJ,DeDe and Duncan.Theyre my kids!
Soffie:I have cousins?!
AG:more like fans!!
Duncan:YOU ARE SO AWESOME!!
Soffie:I have fans?!*IN YOUR FACE ROXY!*
AJ:Youve probably found the Penguinie Shrine!
@bullgal- Strange... I sometimes go through a similar glitch where it looks like I'm logged on, but when I try to upload a post, it says I'm not. Maybe that's your case? If it is, you should try going to the Nick homepage and then logging on, then try again. If not, there might be a board that you can go to that has the answer you're looking for.
In the meantime, I'll keep the story going, don't you worry! New chapter coming up!
@bullgal- I can't really describe it. But maybe they should remember that she can leave without going wild as soon as they get out. Of course, that's up to Darthskipr. Believe me, though; you'll be glad you overcame your laziness to watch the episode.
heh heh good job darphy!my turn!
Everyone's about to leave when Marlene pops up
Mar:Hey guys!Where you going?
Soffie:oh only to a lost city to look for acient treasure and to go through tests that roxy over here wont even come CLOSE to passing!(sarcasm)Nothing to it!(more sarcasm)
KJ:shes so cute when shes being sarcastic...
Roxy:oh i didnt say anything!
KJ:I was talking to Soffie!
Mar:Can I come?
Soffie:sure but youll have to hop in this cage cuz the adventure is outside the zoo and i dont need you going ferral*pushes a cage toward her*
Mar:fine.*gets in cage*
KJ:now i can work on my tan!
Skipper:You have a tan?
Soffie enough talk!TO THE AIRPORT!
*they run and leave marlene in the cage,then a minute later Soffie comes back and drags marlene with them*
BACK AT HQ
Soffie:Ok time to start packing!*rubs flippers together*
Roxy:You said it!Now lets get to packing!*they both bend over and tons of stuff hits Skipper who just came into the HQ*
Skipper:Whats going on?Its normal for Roxy to throw stuff at me but Soffie?
Soffie*turns to Roxy*:you throw stuff at Skipper?
Skipper: -_- So where are you two going?
Roxy:oh only to the swamps of Mexico where I will probably not pass any of the tests im supposed to and be destroyed!*Soffie covers her mouth*
Soffie:You had to tell Commando Paranoid didnt you?
Skipper:well you are NOT going!
Soffie:what if I let you come and buy us snowcones?
Roxy*muffled*:well that was easy!
Soffie*takes flipper of of Roxy's mouth*:Dont be so sure chica,those snowcones are coming out of your bank account.
Skipper:well lets go!
*they go out of Penguin habitat to find King Julian standing right outside of the habitat*
KJ:Hello silly penguins!And one beautiful girl!
Roxy:didnt you already "rebuck his love"?
Soffie:Yes but I dont think he knows the meaning of "heck no"
Rx: Nope, too late; you don't have a choice anymore! [puts an arm around her and raises her voice triumphantly] Together, we shall conquer this Temple of Doom, slide down the Lost Ark, and bask in our riches before our Last Crusade!
SF: None of that even resembled what we're actually doing!
Rx: Telly-ho! [leaps away with a spring in her step]
SF: [tries to hold in a smile, then sighs] Alright, you've got me; wait up!
Rx: Yeah! [suddenly backpedals to the kitchen window] Right after I snatch a copy of your Aunt's world-famous recipe for Strawberry Shortcake! Mmm-mm!
SF: C'mon! [grabs her by the arm and half-drags her away] Bye, Aunt Gertrude! Bye kids!
@Darthskipr- It's those word processors' faults. When you copy and paste from things like Word, that's how it comes out. I hate that glitch. One way around it is to type up your fanfics on something like an email and then copy and paste it from there. That's how I do mine, anyways.
Can't wait for the next chapter!