private: I don't want to be an evil monster, kowalski
kowalski: Its not evil, private! Its just a costume maker
skipper: Well, what does this thing actually do?
kowalski: I'll demonstrate! First, I zap a person or animal and second, that person or animal is turned into a monster. Observe!
Kowalski zaps private and rico. Private and Rico are seen turned into bats
private: Oh dear! We're bats!
rico makes a happy expression
skipper thinks for a moment
skipper: You sure this is safe?
kowalski: As sure as I'm a penguin scientist
skipper: Ok, I'll let you use it, but only for Halloween
kowalski: Aye-aye, skipper!
skipper: But first, do you wanna turn private and rico back?
kowalski: Yeah ok!
kowalski zaps rico and private and they return to normal
kowalski: Of course, I have a little something of my own, that we might get the most candy for tonight
skipper: Whoa, whoa, did you just say you have a little something to get us candy, like an invention?
skipper: And how is an invention supposed to get us candy?
kowalski takes out his invention
kowalski: Behold, my new and improved Monster Maker
skipper: Is that talking supposed to be evil or just a sceam to get us candy?
private: Did you just say evil? I don't like the sound of that
kowalski: First of all, private its not as evil as it seems and second, technically, its supposed to be called a Costume Maker, but I just thought this would be a good option and have fun on Halloween
skipper: Alright, now that that's over, let's finish this to-do list. First, as if it was second, let's get us some fish.
rico: FIIIISSSHHH, FISH, fish!!!!!!!!!
the penguins slide to get their fish and skipper checks of fish of the list
skipper: And last but not least, number three, which is the one we already did. We kept an eye out for an enemy
kowalski: Yes, permanently and ironically in a way
skipper: and that was Dr. Blowhole
skipper checks off number three on the list
skipper: Now let's get out of here
the penguins slide back to the Central Park Zoo
scene 7- The Central Park Zoo-
the penguins are back at the zoo
private: I hope not everybody is mad at us for attacking them, just because Dr. Blowhole assigned us to
skipper: I'm sure no hard feelings, private
Dr. Blowhole did this to us. He put us under some kind of spell or it was just mindless commands or like mayhem. I think we should have a little talk with Dr. Blowhole and give him a taste of his own fishy medicine. Hey Dr. Blowhole!
Dr. Blowhole: Aren't you all supposed to be at your stations like I assigned?
skipper: Before we do that, we would like to have a talk
Dr. Blowhole: Whatever it is, get it overwith and then get back to work
skipper: We just had the strangest feeling you put us under a spell or we fell asleep because of one your crazy, light inventions and speaking of the word light, I think that's what caused us to be like this
Dr. Blowhole: Light? I do have a light show added to my scooter, but I wouldn't do that to my minions, which is you guys
skipper: I think not, Dr. Blowhole-wy!
Dr. Blowhole: What did you just call me?
skipper: Boys, its time to finish this to-do list for the day. Action Time boys!
the penguins spring into action
skipper: Ok, right now, I am so confused.
private: Hey, when we got here, I thought we were hanging down from a mechanical wall
skipper: Private, I thought I said, not to make up belief stories
private: I'm not making this up. I'm serious! I could've swore we were hanging down from a mechanical wall and Dr. Blowhole said something about..........uuhhhhhhh revenge or giving us orders?
skipper: Somehow, that makes sense! Its all coming clear now, well almost
kowalski: I am thinking that Dr. Blowhole said he had something added to his scooter device, but what? Said something about lights
private: I just remembered that
skipper looks at the list
skipper: Sweet mother of minestrony dirt bags and sandwich containers, now it all makes sense. Dr. Blowhole set up a lightshow and then all of a sudden, we were knocked out or we fell asleep
sorry, I meant scene 6 for Dr. Blowhole's Secret Hideout
skipper picks up the list and reads it
private: What kind of enemy did we have to keep an eye on?
kowalski: Wasn't Dr. Blowhole an enemy? When we were here earlier, didn't he like give us orders or did he do something evil?
skipper: kowalski, analysis!
kowalski: Apparently, we are stranded here confused with a to-do list and Dr. Blowhole's secret hideout, but how could've this have happened? Or what exactly did happen?
Dr. Blowhole: Well, whatever it is, I want nothing to do with it
Dr. Blowhole throws the list on the floor
private: Well, we never got our fish. Can we please have some of your fish?
Dr. Blowhole: Technically, its my fish! I'm not so sure if I'll share it with you peng-uins
skipper: Come on, you can at least share some of your fish
Dr. Blowhole: Hmmmm......., ehhhhh, how about you get to your work stations instead?
rico: Awwwwww......., FIIIISSHHHH, FISH, fish, fish!
Dr. Blowhole: What's he gabbling about?
skipper: Rico really loves fish!
Dr. Blowhole: As your leader, I command you to go to your work stations
Dr. Blowhole scoots away
Rico: Awwwwwwwwwww........., no fish!
skipper: Sorry, Rico! Let's just get to work!
private: Uh, before we do that, Skipper, I don't think we completed plans number two or three and you said to complete every one of those plans
skipper: Did I?
skipper thinks for a moment
skipper: I think you're right, young private!
I do remember that. And I just remember when we got to the fish truck, Rico was knocked out by the driver, but there was no driver in the driver seat
Rico: Oh yeah!
skipper: And then, the next thing I know, we were found in Dr. Blowhole's hideout. Aw well, let's just get back to Dr. Blowhole
the penguins head back to Dr. Blowhole's secret hideout
skipper: Dr. Blowhole sir, we did what you asked for
Dr. Blowhole: Excellent!
private: But there is just one thing. I had a strange feeling we had a to-do list and we haven't completed it yet
Dr. Blowhole: A to-do list you say?
private: Skipper, do you still have it?
skipper reaches for the to-do list
skipper: Huh!? What do you know? I did have it! And it says, we haven't gotten our fish or kept an eye on an enemy yet
Dr. Blowhole: Let me see that!
skipper hands the list to Dr. Blowhole
Dr. Blowhole: Hmmmm......., this is quite suspicious to me
skipper: So, now let's tear up this zoo
The penguins split and destroy the zoo. Later on, the zoo is destroyed
skipper: Now that, that's over with, let's head back to Dr. Blowhole's secret hideout
private: Wait, Skipper, I just remembered something
skipper: What is it, private?
private: Remember you planned that to-do list earlier.
skipper: To-do list?
private: Yea, remember this morning you said something about it. I have the strangest feeling we didn't complete it and something else doesn't seem right
skipper: Really? Because I feel like we did everything on that list or you're just imagining things again, private
private: I don't think so, skipper!
skipper thinks for a moment
skipper: Come to think of it, I suddenly do remember something like a to-do list
kowalski: Wasn't one of the plans on that list, we had to check on everyone?
kowalski: And wasn't one of them, you promised a fish truck?
skipper: You know what? I think you're on to something.
skipper: Hey chimps!
mason: Oh fancy meeting you here, skipper!
phil does sign language
skipper springs into
skipper: Who wants to play a game of Defeat the Chimps?
mason: I'd love to, but I'm cleaning right now
skipper attacks mason and phil and leaves
rico goes into roger's habitat
rico: Hey Roger!
roger: Hey Rico! What brings you here on this fine day?
rico springs into action
roger: What does that mean, exactly? I'm confused!
Rico attacks roger and then leaves. Kowalski then goes into the lemur habitat. Then the penguins go off into everyone's habitat and after a while, they are done
skipper: How was that sweet little victory?
private: Just good to me!
skipper: Kowalski, options!
kowalski: I suggest we split up and beat the knock out of everyone by using our signature moves
skipper: Sounds like a plan!
private: I'll go for it!
rico: Me too!
skipper: Alright, then its settled. Move, move move!
the penguins then split up
private first arrives at Marlene's place and Marlene is seen eating oysters
Marlene: Mm-mm-mm! These are so great!
Private jumps in!
marlene: Oh, hey private! What are you doing here?
private springs into action and attacks marlene and then jumps out
skipper jumps into the chimps' habitat
mason is seen cleaning the tire and phil is seen eating a pile of bananas
Dr. Blowhole: Not that you're my minions, I got a little job for you.
private: What will that be, Dr. Blowhole, sir?
Dr. Blowhole: First, I gotta let you down from that wall
Dr. Blowhole releases the penguins
Dr. Blowhole: Now, I want you to invade the Central Park Zoo and all the animals there
skipper: Yes, Dr. Blowhole, sir!
the penguins head back to the Central Park Zoo
scene 5- The Central Park Zoo
the penguins arrrive at the zoo
private: What should we do first?
Dr. Blowhole: Now, how about a little trick from a little something I added to my scooter. How about a little light show penguins?
private: A light show? Would've that have been part of the show whe you were back at SeaVille?
skipper: Private, at this moment, I would slap you, but what kind of question is that?
private: I just thought that would've been part of his act
skipper: Again, I would slap you
Dr. Blowhole presses one of the buttons on his scooter and a light show appears
private: Oh, is this what you meant? This wouldn't be so bad
skipper: This is one of your sick plans? Weird!
Dr. Blowhole: Not for long penguins, but since you keep beating me, I guess I can't beat you, but you'll join me, permanently
private: What did he say? I'm getting a little dizzy here
skipper: I don't know!
suddenly, the penguins are in trance
Dr. Blowhole laughs and then he turns off the lights. The penguins shake their heads
private: Huh, what's all this then?
skipper: What just happened?
private: Huh? What happened?
skipper: That's what I wanna know
rico: FIIISSHHHHH, fish, fish, where is the fish?
skipper: I don't know!
kowalski: Hmmmm, odd! Technically, it seems to my calculations, we were just napped from fish truck driver
skipper: Now, what kind fishy nuthead would do something like that?
Dr. Blowhole laughs
Dr. Blowhole: So kind of you to ask that, Skipper!
Dr. Blowhole: It was so nice of you pengu-ins to drop by me again
skipper: you bean, I thought we destroyed your evil lair, the last time we rescued you from your habitat at SeaVille and not to meantion your sister Doris
kowalski: Oh, Doris!
rico: Oh boy!
Dr. Blowhole: Yes, but this time it'll be different
skipper: Different how?
Dr. Blowhole: Well, since you pengu-ins kept spoiling all my glorious plans to destroy the world, I figured out a solution that'll keep you penguins from ruining this one
scene 4- The fish truck arrives at Dr.Blowhole's hideout. Dr. Blowhole and his lobster minions are seen in back of the fish truck
Dr. Blowhole: Until I get my lair rebuild, its time to give the penguins a little fishy surprise.
the penguins are then seen attached to the mechanic wall and they wake up
skipper: Hmmmmm.....huh? What? What happened? Where in the name of handy nandy tribles househand are we? Boys, wake up!