1. Step on a large box and proclaim that you are taller than him.
2. Lock him in his room full of burnt scones and candy!
3. Change his route so that he goes the wrong direction and bumps into a tree
4. Blare music in his room at 2 a.m in the morning and blame it on him and a cucumber.
5. Blindfold and push him in a lake, yelling, " Swim, Water Boy, Swim! Percy Jackson's SO better than you, and then blabble random facts about movie stars and states.
Best Wishes from Hogwarts/Camp Half-Blood/Alfea!
" May the odds be ever in your favor~!" - Effie