Okke dokke Loki, so I'm watching the Avengers and I got this epic idea!!! Lalalala anyway. So. Let me know if I should do this. I have a chapter written already. It'll be 5 or 10 parts. And I'm trying to make it funny. But not too funny.
Serrator and Loki both have plans to take over earth, albeit different plans. Although they disagree at first, they eventually (attempt to) join forces. Loki, however, is disappointed that even small-town Panorama has protectors. Will the Rangers avenge Panorama? Or will Serrator and Loki (with special guest appearances by DekDek) finally get their true desire fulfilled? (BUWAHAHAHA)
Tutus, egos, and Eggos! All this and more in this epic (uh, or more like random) crossover!
So, whaddya think?
Oh and for the record, Loki is the only one from the movie in this... cuz the Samurais are the "avengers" for Panorama. Ok? Ok. Lalalala
@my dear katniss~ THANK YOU (: (: i'm glad you're reading
ummm kat (miss manx...) went back to the future cuz our technology was so out-dated and she was annoyed lol
im thinking of kidnapping either kira or vida temporarily (so lauren can have a girlie ranger as a friend lol) who should i??
AND YES! temporarily. lol... summer...
Ok, just an FYI, if I get cured of writer's block there'll be some chapters of JUST PRSS/Loki in between chapters with Random Cast #1 (Avengers & The Hobbit/LOTR) and Random Cast #2 (Jungle Fury, SPD, Mystic) Just all totally mixed up in chaos! Chaotic fanfic is chaotic! Organization is 4 nematodez. Herp derp!!
but the storyline-related finale will be PRSS/Loki only. AND THEN A SUPER SPECIAL SPECIAL! (no, i donut have an idea)
And I'll put us in a chapter eventually, cuz.. THAT WAS FUN!!!!
And no. I donut know when it'll end. Just lemme know when you're tired of this...
alexia... (THE AUTHOR!!!)
and my angels of angelic angelitude
As the day drew on, there was an ice cream truck just floating around in the air, playing its regular catchy tune. "OH MY MASSIE OH MY MASSIE OH MY MASSIE!" Deker shrieked and squealed, pigtails bobbing up and down like he was a schoolgirl. "ICE CREAM TRUCK! ICE CREAM TRUCK! I LOVE ICE CREAM!!!" He started flailing his arms about and spinning around, laughing, hopping, and screaming for the ice cream truck. The twelve hundred kids coming over to get in line for the ice cream screamed and cried and ran to their parents.
"Scuze me, sir, what can I get you?" the ice cream vendor asked.
"I'd like a burger with no onions."
"Ice cream only, sir."
"Oh. HAR HAR! I want a rocket pop, a Timmy Turner popsicle, and a sundae cone!"
"That'll be twenty-seven dollars." The vendor handed him his ice cream, Deker paid with invisible money (seriously, it WAS invisible) and the truck floated away.
"Did you guys want any?" Deker asked. "JUST KIDDING! APRIL FOOLS!"
"Not nice," Jayden scolded.
"YOU ARE SO MEAN, DEKKY!" Xandred grumbled.
"Yeah," Ji replied. He plopped down on the ground and started kicking and screaming, flailing about with tears streaming down his face.
"That's our Mentor," Mia sighed.
Deker shoved all the ice cream in his fanny pack and walked up to Loki. "Hey Loki! Guess what?"
"I like ice cream!"
"Deker," Kevin sighed, "You're ridiculous. The thing is, is that you guys need to have your ego battle so I CAN DESTROY YOU ALL!"
"You heard everyone's neck crack as they nodded," Serrator said, "They said that elf king dude thing had better hair than me, and if he had better hair than me, then he has better hair than Loki, because I have better hair than Loki, therefore, we're both disqualified and he won, which means--" Serrator sat down, feeling faint and breathless. Not only that, he felt like passing out and he was out of breath from his spiel.
"Which means, you guys get destroyed! BUWAHAHAHA!" Kevin made his evillest Happy Lightbulb face. "Where is that guy? SQUEE! I could just hug him!"
"Same. He made Serrator cry. JK. I DON'T HUG PEOPLE!" Xandred exclaimed.
"And I wish I could have fixed that hobbit dude's quilt. I love sewing," Mia whined.
"You hate sewing!" Terry interjected. He disappeared, aboard a UFO.
"AND I BROKE IRON MAN'S SUIT!" Deker started crying. "One does not simply break an indestructable suit. Hehe, I'm special!"
Loki sighed. "How about, Serrator, we have our ego battle. Because it was between us, I don't care if Santa Claus has better hair than us, it's just us. Wait. Who's Santa?"
"Ooh!" Mia shrieked, "We played Santa once!"
"Yeh. Creepy," Antonio muttered. He had lost the Highest Jumper match to an earthworm. (How?!)
Emily somersaulted over. "Ho ho ho! Antberry was such a wacko."
"LISTEN UP!" Deker derped. "I love ice cream!!! Ok. Resume."
"We could get the Avengers to help us defeat the Nighloks!" Lauren suggested.
"NO! Then they'll get me!" Loki gasped. He picked up the plate of filet mignon the caterpillar had prepared and threw it in the lake, mumbling about how much he despises cell phones.
"Then... we can get those randomly candy people to help us!" Kevin announced.
"Kevin, you're acting like you're the leader. I'm the leader!" retorted Jayden, "And so is my sister. Respect the Red Spandex, bro. Respect it." Jayden did that whole 2-fingers-to-his-eyes then turn-hand-and-point-at-Kevin thing that people do, except they rarely point at Kevin. (Kili, Vanellope, Frodo, Calhoun, Black Widow, Ralph, Smaug, Hawkeye, Iron Man, Aragorn, Bob the Builder, Thranduil, Robo, Thor, Diego, Nick Fury, Agent Hill, Casey, Shimazu, and Captain America popped out of KNOW WEAR and pointed at Kevin, and then disappeared.)
"Midgardians!" Loki sighed, "I give up. Serrator, join forces with me and let's subjugate these humans, take them to Asgard, then you crack open earth."
"No. I have to crack it open while they're still on earth. What's the point?"
"I don't know! I'm just tired of all this jabbering on, can we please have some action here?" Loki blasted a random newspaper for no raisin.
"Ok. I agree. But how about this: wait a couple days for Deker to stop giving me the silent treatment so I can have pretty hair to fight the Rangers. You help me fight them, then! THEN!! THEEENN!!! Deker duels the Red Rangers, you gather all the humans and rule them. I press play on the DVR remote, earth cracks open like KABOOM. The end."
"Fair enough," Loki replied.
"No!" Kevin interjected, eyes bulging and lips puckered (fish-like, ya know?) "It won't work because I'll destroy Serrator. He destroyed my tutu!"
Lauren face-palmed. "You're ridiculous."
It's Casey Rhodes.
And Diego is Dora's cousin.
:3 Pleasus continuous!
LOL! I was gonna say that! But I wasn't sure if it would post. Hahaha. You made it post! I love that part. xD And when Charming sings so high it breaks glasses.
Make sure you add all of the epic Power Rangers *cough* SPD *cough* Jungle Furies *cough* Mystic Force *Cough* Dino Thunder *cough* exclude Tommy Lol. :3 Idc what you do. It sounds good enough
YES! It is, it's the only story where the ugliness doesn't matter.
DONKEY IS HILARIOUS! *Eddie Murphy*
He talks too much. :3
But it's hilarious coz it has really good jokes in there. Same with Toy Story, where kids won't understand some of them.
"Hello, my name is Joe Billy Bob Jingleheimer," Bilbo Baggins didn't say, cuz, like, they don't live near him, ok? ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY TELL MASTER XANDRED TO STOP YELLING AT EVERYONE. I'm yelling. Sorry.
So. Um. As you can see, I'm not doing anything. I'm as innocent as a dove. I have this disease called Writer's Block. Random chap. Hardy har.
"MAYBE! Just maybe, YOU CAN'T!" retorted Serrator. "My hair's too pretty."
"No. It's NOT!" Kevin meowed.
"IT WOULD BE IF IT HAD A HAIR TIE AND NO NOODLES!"
"What do you have against noodles?" Octoroo squeaked in wonder and almost offense.
We interrupt this for random cameos because I can't think of a storyline right now hehe. Calhoun, Ralph, Kili, Vanellope, Frodo, Black Widow, Felix, Smaug, Hawkeye, Aragorn, Bob the Builder, Iron Man, Thor, Thranduil, Robo Knight, Nick Fury, Agent Hill, Dora's brother (cousin?) Diego, Shimazu, Captain America, and Casey Redspandex, uh, Rhodes(?), weren't having a PARTY or even a BAKE-OFF but I just felt like writing random names down.
And BINGO was his name-o. Just kidding. It's Antonio, remember? Storyline... hm.. lettuce be spontaneous! Ok. So. Calhoun and Natasha were playing with Kili's pet lizard.
"Black Widow, wanna play with this lizard?" Calhoun asked.
"Sure!" Natasha replied, running after it.
"Hey! That's my lizard!" Kili screeched. I'm gonna add the Samurai into this to make it less weird...
"Oh no!" Frodo complained, "I need a patch in my fav quilt!"
"I can fix it!" Mia derped.
"No, I will!" Ralph picked up a needle and thread and patched up Frodo's favorite quilt.
Robo started going after the villains til Jayden so very muchly kindly reminded him they have a temporary peace treaty.
Captain America watched in utter horror as Smaug and Toothless had a party. With balloons and cake, too! "Hey!" Kevin interjected with his best "indifferent rodeo clown" face, "Can my Dragon FoldingZord play too?" Toothless nodded.
Aragorn rode his horsey. "Can't catch me!" he exclaimed. (But he's not the gingerbread man...)
Frodo, on tortoise-back, chased him. Hawkeye cheered them on. "Go Aragorn! Go Frodo! It's your birthday! Whoo!"
Bob the Builder built a suit for Iron Man, then Deker broke it. Felix fixed it! FIX IT FELIX CAN WE FIX IT? YES WE CAN! He's so much cooler than Bob.
Thor and Nick chased butterflies and moths. "Brother, why are you here, chasing butterflies?" Loki asked.
JUST KIDDING. It was their hollograms. Diego. GO DIEGO GO! WHOOHOO! Seriously. Go.
"Hey, I think I can telekinetically work this calculator!" Shimazu said excitedly. The calculator exploded. Another one popped out of Know Wear.
"I want to try!" Thranduil exclaimed. Unimpressed, he threw it at Massie and made Deker go all Evil Nighlok DekDek on a zucchini.
Casey and Agent Hill weren't actually talking but everyone thought they weren't.
"Why are there Avengers here?" Loki asked. Only Cap was here. AND HAWKEYE AND NATASHA! The others weren't.
"Because I needed to get more fish," Captain America replied.
"Yeah! I have a business," Antonio said. "People order my fish!"
"I don't want more heroes here!" Loki whined.
"Neither do I! C'mon, Nat! Let's go!" Hawkeye said.
"But, I need cheerleaders!" Aragorn pouted.
"Same here," Frodo replied.
"Samurai Rangers Cheerleaders Aren't Yours!" Emily chanted.
Serrator literally dragged Thranduil over. "He has better hair than me, doesn't he?" Everyone nodded and Serrator raised the Sanzu.
"THANK YOU FOR MAKING HIM CRY. THANK YOU FOR CRYING!" Ninja Xandred patted them both on the head and skipped off.
"RED RANGER! DUEL ME NOW??" Deker asked Casey.
"Um. No. Seriously."
"Can someone direct me to the nearest payphone?" Shimazu asked, right in front of one.
Ji was wearing a tutu and danced around. Toothless is cute.
"Has anyone really realized how random these people are?" Lauren asked.
"No," Mike replied.
"Will they kneel before me? YOU WILL ALL KNEEL BEFORE ME!" Loki growled.
"LOL no!" Hawkeye chortled.
"Clint, c'mon! This rent-a-flying-marshmallow-mobile is waiting!" Natasha begged.
And then Robo Knight texted Gosei and told him to tell Tensou to teleport everyone back home, minus the Samurai Rangers/Villains/Mentor and Loki! And then they were gone. Minus said few.
@bloom~ i know! RANDOM PLOT TWIST!!!!!
im not a fan of shrek... but a lot of people are. like kevin! jk. seriously. he doesn't like movies.
kevin: ALL OF YOU WORK OUT! *slams fist and scares ji and ji cries*
GUYSSSSS are we all good on the cast for when i have writer's block??? (and they disappear when i can write stuff of just the samurai peoples and loki)