Okke dokke Loki, so I'm watching the Avengers and I got this epic idea!!! Lalalala anyway. So. Let me know if I should do this. I have a chapter written already. It'll be 5 or 10 parts. And I'm trying to make it funny. But not too funny.
Serrator and Loki both have plans to take over earth, albeit different plans. Although they disagree at first, they eventually (attempt to) join forces. Loki, however, is disappointed that even small-town Panorama has protectors. Will the Rangers avenge Panorama? Or will Serrator and Loki (with special guest appearances by DekDek) finally get their true desire fulfilled? (BUWAHAHAHA)
Tutus, egos, and Eggos! All this and more in this epic (uh, or more like random) crossover!
So, whaddya think?
Oh and for the record, Loki is the only one from the movie in this... cuz the Samurais are the "avengers" for Panorama. Ok? Ok. Lalalala
@kat~ THANK YOU for responding lol hahaha i was thinking gollum!!!! sweet
ok thanks that'll be fun.
what's gandalf's horsey's name? he and dekdek and jayden and aragorn can have a horseback riding party. SPOILER!!! lol.
but what about kevin failing at looking like loki?!
my angels will read this.
as in kevin and serrator...
everyone else is too RUDE!
but i saw the avengers today. minus like 30 mins worth of fastforwarding *waaah*
ok this'll just be boring until chapter 100 then it's done!! jk
just some of the people in chapter 88 will have random cameos - iron man, hawkeye, legolas, thranduil, frodo, aragorn, black widow... maybe more (?) idk.
like? not like? ideas? we arent reading this anymore, alexia, so take a hint? (*serrator voice* NOOOO!!!!)
Master Xandred ninja-kicked a stone wall and fell backwards, sobbing. "I STUBBED MY FOOT!" he wailed.
"Serves you right!" Jayden yelled. "And THAT is why the Red Rangers are the leaders. NOT the blue ones!"
"Huh?" Kevin derped.
"Master Xandred deserves more than a stubbed toe," Lauren decided.
"FOOT!" corrected the very sad Xandred.
"There, there, Master!" Octoroo waddled over and patted Queenie's head.
"Anyone want to go shopping with me?" Emily asked. She was ignored so she plopped down and played Little Piggy with her toes.
"Lauren! You're right!" Jayden announced.
"Not right! I won the contest!" Loki yelled. "Kevin, carry on."
Kevin smirked mischievously. Serrator shook his head. "Hey now, Loki! Not fair! Dek's still giving me the silent treatment and no-one voted!"
"Cuz we can't raise our feet," Mia said. Ji started petting his foot and calling it Sir Fluffles.
"Look here, color-of-the-sky Ranger. We aren't going to fight!" Serrator commanded, with a defiantly dramatic hair flip.
"He's not the color of the sky, I am!" Tori exclaimed. She fluttered away on Kira's PteraZord. Yup.
"You can't fight him, cuz we need to fight Deker! At the same time!" Jayden said.
"I'm not dueling you until this mole comes off my arm!" Deker retorted. Jayden poked the mole with the (NOT SHARP!!!) end of his Spin Sword and the mole lifted its head, turned around, then fell back asleep.
"I thought the saying was 'stubborn as a mule', not 'stubborn as a mole'!" Jayden sighed.
"I thought it was 'stubborn as diesel fuel'!" Antonio gasped. "Then again, I'm not really a Samurai." he grumbled, made a sad face at Jayden and resumed sniffing for the exceptionally sweet and perfume-like scent of the nearly-extinct blueberry slug.
"Yes you are, Antonio!" Lauren announced, throwing bacon fries at her brother and following Antonio to assist in his search.
"You're letting the Nighloks dictate you!" Mike told Kevin. Kevin raised his eyebrows, bulged out his eyes, sprouted wings and repeatedly flew himself into a room full of cotton balls in his fit of rage.
"YOU KNOW WHAT!" Jayden announced, holding the remote. "This shenaniganism is getting too out of control!" He threateningly held his finger (his index finger, which is 1. Unless you're a thumb counter, then it'd be 2...) above the Play button.
"Wait wait wait! You can't do this! I need to think of a plan! And I need to look better than this. Deker!" Serrator announced.
"NO!" Deker yelped. He started eating Cheerios.
"Serrator. Stop. Dictating!" Jayden said.
"Red Ranger. Stop meddling!"
"You stop meddling," retorted Jayden.
"No. You stop."
"YOU! FOR THE LOVE OF MY LIONZORD! STOP! MEDDLING!"
"For the love of my Shaku, my beautiful hair, my wedges of misery AND candy, STOP YOUR MEDDLING!"
"You have wedges of candy?" asked Miss Interloper, aka Lauren.
"No. Wedges of misery. And candy. The end."
"Oh," Lauren walked away.
"Hey, Red Ranger. Nighlok. Over here!" Loki called, waving the remote teasingly.
"But, how did you, how did he...?" Jayden was SO CONFUSED!
"If you weren't so busy arguing..." Loki started.
"You would have noticed the microbes I was throwing at you to get your attention!" Antonio said.
"So now you and Loki have joined forces?" asked Emily.
"No. I was only trying to warn mi amigo."
"We aren't joining forces against Loki," Serrator said.
"I didn't say we were," Jayden replied.
"Serrator, can we just destroy the earth? I can rule Asgard. It'll be easier."
"Not yet! Where else can I get candy? Or donuts?"
"You're right!" Loki gasped. "Or that caterpillar!" He pointed at the caterpillar which was lugging a plate of Chicken Cordon Bleu towards him and Tessa. "This caterpillar can come to Asgard with me!" Tessa didn't approve. Loki screamed and blasted a raspberry that Deker was so careful to not spill his concoction of ketchup and mustard on.
"So. Give me the remote," Jayden said.
"I do what I want! Regardless of what Tessa says! My sweet little Tesseract of Wisdom. She's so nice, and not evil. Unlike her predecessor. WHICH CAUSED SO MUCH TROUBLE! Ugh. Fine." Loki reluctantly handed the remote back to Jayden, who snatched it before it could sprout legs and run away again.
"Look, Jayden. Why did you want to press play? And destroy the earth?!" Lauren wondered.
"CUZ HE WANTS TO AVENGE MY TUTU!" Kevin tried imitating Loki's face, but instead ended up looking like Leanbow with purple skin and a pink handlebar mustache.
@katniss~ helloki!!! lol it was fun... i helped my dad with gardening a bit and throwing away the dozens of empty mulch bags.... and i got tan. i think. i dunno... lol
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE I WAS GONNA CRY!
"Your Chitauri can sing?" Lauren asked.
"I don't know, Red Ranger."
"Red Ranger!" Deker derped, "That reminds me, I gotta duel you guys. SERRATOR FOR THE LOVE OF ...MY PRECIIOOUUSSS! *ahem* MASSIE! WILL YOU STOP TALKING TO ME!"
"Well, well. Deker. How unexpected. The thing is, is, I didn't say anything. AT ALL!"
"Guyyss!" whined Dekky, "Serrator talked to me again!"
"DEKER! YOU ARE SO RANDOM!" Master Xandred announced.
Loki slammed Glowy on the ground. "Listen up, Midgardians and Nighloks alike!" Everyone turned towards him, and Ji was just spinning around in circles giggling and wagging his tongue. "This 'Master Xandred' character shall not put a kink in our plans."
"Our plans of what?" Mia asked.
"WORLD DOMINATION!" squeaked Octoroo.
"No. Serrator's and my plan."
"If it's our plaN, why did you say planS?" Serrator asked.
"Always the literal one..."
"YOUR PLAN? TO DO WHAT?" wondered Queenie.
"The poll," Loki told him.
"I already threw it in the ocean! Now I have to lift another one?" Ji whined, eyes brimming with tears.
"Yes, the contest!" Kevin yelped, filing his toenails. "I can't stand looking at Serrator. Or Deker."
"Then get a blindfold!" Antonio whispered. He was now hunting for the ever-elusive two-toed paramecium.
Jayden poked Master Xandred and asked, "What's the square root of purdy purdy petunias?"
"Yes? What did I do now?!" Mike wondered.
"MASTER XANDRED! Kneel before Tessa and I. Or pay the ultimate price! Serrator. Hush."
"Fine, fine!" Serrator said.
"NO! I WON'T KNEEL TO YOU OR THAT BOX!"
"How about the Black Box?" asked Miss Redspandex. Shiba. She has a last name, you know.
"WHY WOULD I, THE MIGHTY MASTER XANDRED, KNEEL TO ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH YOU SAMURAI RANGERS?"
"I don't know..." replied Lauren.
"Master Xandred! Massie says HI!" Deker screeched, putting shutter shades on his mole.
Dayu was in the forest somewhere, playing her harmonium, and moping/complaining on how much she wished Deker remembered her, even though SHE should tell him herself. The only point of that sentence was to mention Dayu cuz she hasn't been mentioned in quite a while. Then again, Deker was weirder than she remembered. Maybe she lost her memory too! I knew it, the mole did it! THE MOLE'S THE MOLE! Maybe a Spitfang is the mole. They're so cute. ClawZord was busy pawing, erm, clawing at a butterfly and Mike was singing "Flowers bloom, bloom, and share your sweet perfume.." at a *sniff* no-longer-with-us cactus, who he swore still had hope. While we're mentioning Megaforce... ROBO KNIGHT!!! And Vrak! Hehe. Ahem. Ok. Enough with honorable mentions.
Queenie took another slurp of medicine-Sanzu water and continued coughing.
"Master, want to play with me? Ooh aah ooh! We can play Uno!"
"DO YOU MIND? I'M COUGHING HERE!"
"Rangers! Who has better hair, me, or Serrator? If you vote him, your heart plus my glowstick of destiny equals YOUR FATE!"
"Psh, if you vote Loki, you will feel my wrath!" Serrator blasted them and made a Papyrux and summoned a Mooger to prove his point. The Rangers fell and "AAH UUH HUH GRUFF"d, as usual. Then Lauren attacked the Mooger, and then they went all Claw Armor MegaZord on the Papyrux. Winner of Best Action Scene Writer goes to.... ME! Just kidding.
"Was that really necessary, Serrator?" Jayden asked. Serrator nodded.
Kevin smoothed out his cape, and in his best Forever Alone face, he announced, "Let the voting begin! All who think Loki has better hair, raise your foot!"
Yes. He said foot. Like on your feet, erm, the bottom of your cape. Cape? Eggs. Legs. Eggo. Leggo my Eggo. Ego. LEGOLAS! Robo Knight. Purple Mooger pants. Spandex iz 4 nematodes. And moles. Deker's mole is still asleep on his arm. Romeo has been found, and Emily still wants...
"SALAD!!" Emily cried. "WHERE IS MY CHICKEN?!" For a second, she looked like Gollum (in yellow Samurai spandex), growled about Salad being her Precious, then resumed snarfing down a cupcake.