this is a fanfic about how I (the creator) met the TMNT.
I am such a slacker. I had to finish my book report in one night that was assigned three weeks ago. When I started it was 9:30 PM. It's funny how time goes snail-speed during boring things but flies when you don't want it to. The next time I checked my clock it was 11:45. My fingers began to get clumsy. Good thing I made an outline before because I couldn't concentrate. 1:30 AM. Now I struggled to stay awake. Man, I wished I didn't have to go to school. I looked down at the keyboard and sat back in my chair. The sleep that hovered over me for the past three hours finally wrapped itself around me like a blanket. The next thing I remember is waking up to something dripping on the back of my neck. I was flat on my face on cold hard cement somewhere that smelled really bad. When my eyes finally adjusted I realized that I was in a sewer. A rushing wave of anxiety washed over me like boiling water. Where was I?
YESH! DIS IS AWESOME! Anywho, I'm deciding to jump right into the shredder action scene thingy because I CANNOT THINK OF ANY OTHER WAYS TO STALL THIS STORY! ONWARD!
Part... 43? I think that's right.
We were walking, and I was certain that we would meet the Shredder's lair sometime soon. Oh, and the Shredder.
Dez: Rem, no I don't think you should capitalize Shredder's name!
Snowy: I agree with Dez, he's just like any old shredding machine, just a lot bigger and stronger, and more ruthless.
Leo: But it's his name!
Rem: Of course, why wouldn't you capitalize the first letter of someone's name?
Bell: BECAUSE HE'S STUPID!
Rem: That's not a very good explanation, Bell.
Bell: WELL HE IS!
Cario: Bell, I could almost call you as brainless as Mikey.
Cario playfully shoved Bell and she fell down.
Bell: AHHHHGH I SEE A LIGHT! I'M DIEING!
Me: No, we just found the Shredder.
We were tired. After trying to eat Cario's peanut butter, Cario fell asleep in the middle of the floor. The rest of us were sitting along the edge of the forcefield. Dis turned into a cat to save space and fell asleep. Asari fell asleep on Donnie's shoulder, I was meditating with my back against Rem's shell, and Bell followed Cario's lead and fell asleep in the middle of the floor. Mikey and Raph were silently thumb-wrestling in the corner of the room.
Like a sudden clash of thunder on a clear day, another turtle raced into the room in a flash of green and blue. I was certain it was Leo, but he was too fast for me to make sure.
His voice trailed off as he ran into the other wall of the forcefield and banged his fists against it.
His yell startled Bell awake, but I could still hear Cario snoring.
Bell: snowy... Is she...
Leo: the shredder... He...
Leo sunk down to the ground and looked down.
Leo: he took her.
The "peaceful" sanctuary of our forcefield shattered. We were all frozen with surprise; only a few seconds ago we thought everything was going to be alright.
Dis seemed like the only one unaltered.
Dis: I was expecting this to happen.
Leo: and you just let it happen? You just let the SHREDDER take Snowy?
Dis: I had no idea that the shredder would take SNOWY, but I was expecting him to take at least one of us.
Cario: UGGGH what happened?
Dis: we're getting out of here.
Dis stood up, stretched, and grew taller. As she grew taller, she pushed the forcefield up and threw it across wherever we were.
Bell: forcefields are no more!
Me: by the way, where are we?
Donnie: we're in an old office building.
Rem: the shredder could be anywhere!
Raph: way to lift our spirits, Rembrandt.
Rem: i'm just saying we have to be on our guard.
We started on our way down twists and turns in a long, winding hallway. There weren't any other hallways that connected to this one, just one big cave.
Me: is this thing some sort of maze?
Leo: no, because you can get lost in a maze. This...
Dis: you can't get lost.
Mikey: it's like the shredder built us a giant hallway to follow to his hideout.
Cario: and all he would need would be a giant sign that says "follow this tunnel to find me!"
Leo: but we're not sure if the shredder is here of not.
Bell: we'll just keep on looking if we don't find her.
Hahaha!! I love that you always have something funny to add to your stories about peanut butter! When I was little, I used stick my finger in the peanut butter jar all the time, and my mom didn't approve so much. So she told me if I was going to do that, I had to use a spoon and get only one spoonful a day. Then me, being the one to typically bend the rules as much as possible, grabbed the BIGGEST spoon I could find and ate almost all the peanut butter! Yup, I love me some butter peanuty stuff! Why is peanut butter called 'butter' anyways? Weird.
I am posting this on all of my fanfics! I'm going on a trip for a week and a half so I won't be able to post! I've been trying to post another chapter for each of my stories and I will try to post as soon as I can after I get back! Adios!
FILLER CHAPTER! sorry, I just feel like this story needs more comedy to it.
Me: We've been waiting in this stupid box for HOURS!
Donnie: Actually, I think it's only been five minutes.
Raph: Well it feels like HOURS!
Dez started to wake up.
Dez: Uggggh where am I?
Rem: You mean all of us?
Dez: oh no, we're stuck in ANOTHER box?
Mikey: Yep. and is it just me or is it getting really crowded in here?
Bell: there are nine of us.
Asari: and this forcefield is only ten feet square!
Me: UGGGH I NEED PEANUT BUTTER!
Bell: I could go for something to eat, too.
Dez: Aren't we all hungry?
Mikey: yeah, I could sure go for some pizza right now.
Raph: You could always go for some pizza!
Asari: I'm actually really hungry.
Donnie: Yeah, me too.
Rem: me three.
Dis: I think Cario has peanut butter.
Everyone stared at me. I took out my jar of peanut butter and hugged it.
Me: NO NOT MY PEANUT BUTTER!
Everyone dove for it at once. Right away the peanut butter flew out of my hand.
Everyone scrambled for the flying peanut butter.
I fell back and landed on my butt. I realized that I still had my frying pan with me. I jumped up and swiped the jar of peanut butter out of the air with my frying pan.
Everyone: Awww, come on!
me: NOBODY WILL EVER KEEP A CARIO FROM GETTING HER PEANUT BUTTER!
I screwed off the top and started eating the peanut butter with my hand. All of a sudden, Bell started too.
Bell: MMMM, I love peanut butter!
Then everyone tried to eat the peanut butter. And it wasn't pretty.
The shredder. I got in my fighting stance, but then realized that Snowy had no weapons.
Me: Snowy, here!
I threw Snowy one of my katanas. She willfully joined the fight this time, and we both attacked the Shredder at once. He was powerful, enough to hold us both off, that is.
Shredder: you are no match for me!
The shredder threw Snowy backwards and slashed at me. I fell to the ground and couldn't get up.
I looked at Leo on the ground and ran to him.
I shook him, and the cuts on his arm and plastron started to heal.
Me: did I do that?
Leo: I think so...
Nothing prepared us for what happened next.
The next thing I knew, Snowy disappeared. I jumped up to see Snowy being dragged away by the shredder as the forcefield shattered and disappeared before the fragments could hit the ground.
I ran after the shredder, but he disappeared into the darkness. I didn't know what to do. For the first time, I actually had no idea what to do.