Hey Dudes, Mikey here with some awesome jokes and pranks so funny you'll laugh your shell off! I'll post new ones every week but for now here are a few about the best thing in the world.. PIZZA!
Oh and if you have any fun, clean jokes or pranks feel free to post em here.
Q:Why did the turtles want to start a pizza restaurant?
A: They wanted to make some dough! hahahahah..oh that's good.
Q:Donnie hates pineapple, but i ordered a pizza with it away. Can you guess what he gave me?
A: A PIZZA his mind! hhahaha oh im too much!
Q:What does an aardvark like on its pizza?
A: ANT-chovies! haha... anyone? sigh...
I remember that last prank you played on me.
remember when me and donnie were fixing the shellraiser? that was NOT funny when you hit the motor with one of my bows! that oil was all over my fur! you made my ears get soaking wet, dirty and sticky! just wait till i get back from my foster parents farm, your gonna get it! your gonna get a PIZZA my mind!
ou probably don't remember me, but still!
ps you've probably seen me around the boards.
1:tell April Donnie wants to talk to her.(but in the lair)2:while Donnie and April are talking,get Raph And Leo to fight.3:get Raph(or the other way around) to push Leo to April or Donnie.Don And April will kiss,and then A COMPLETE MISSION OF DOCTOR PRANKENSTIEN IS COMPLETED.
Tip:if Donnie and April want to get out of the room because of Raph and Leo fighting,GET RAPH TO PUSH LEO ASAP
I have a funny idea!
Take a black marker and write on Donnie's face "I love April"
Then when she sees him she'll make a weird face at him.
It would be sooo funny!
BTW You're one of my favorite turtles besides Donnie
Sup dudes and dudets!! aww sorry guys i kinda was banned from Donnie's laptop to get on here after the last prank i pulled on him! Wanna hear it? Of course you do!! ok here we go im still not allowed on here technically so gotta make it quick...
So you know the whole switch the pepper and salt labels on the containers..well I took it to an entire different level. Donnie kidna has all his chemicals and experiments labeled in order...blah blah borning stuff. So i kinda switched all the names some like phosphorus, alkaline, (im reading the labels in really dont know what these are) i figured itd just be funny for donnie to get all confused. How was I supposed to know that if you mix two of the wrong things that they would explode in an awesome mushroom cloud that destroyed Donnie's latest invention? Im just a normal pranking genius trying to have fun..uh oh i hear someone coming..gotta go
Here is a prank i did on my dad a while back, you could try it on your bros.
1) Put a rubber band on the squirt thing at the sink so it stays on
2) Aim it so it squirts the person standing in front of the sink
3)put a live video camera somewhere it wont get wet
4)see who gets soked
1) Get an empty pizza box and put lots of real or fake cockroaches in it and give it to Raph saying "hey, i saved you a slice of pizza." LOL
2) Get some plastic wrap and tape some across a doorway or something that your bros went through. Go to the other side of the doorway make a crashing sound somehow and scream real loud. When your bros come running, theyll run into the plastic wrap. ROFL
I don't mean to steal your pranking genius, but Raph's really into fighting, and scared of cockroches so..........
1. Make a super duper looper scooper realistic cardboard bad guy
2. Put it up in the middle of the sewer
3. Tell Raph there's a bad guy in the sewer
4. Secretly follow him
5. When he finds and fights it, make sure he's not looking and stuff his shell with cockroches.
HELOOOO, MIKEY!!! so dude, i'm a prankster myself and i put a mad sized glob of blu cheese (i litterally dyed it blue) and put it on the door. when my sister came in to yell at me, it pour down all over her!! HAHAHA!! IT WAS PRICELESS!!! man, that was sooooo unterestimated... revenge feels AWESOME!!! you should try that on leo and ask "why ya lookin so blue??" haha!!! oh.. i'mma fall off my chair any second! i'd give anything to see the look on his face when he sees it! haha! he's gonna smell like blu cheese for weeks! and if you don't have blu cheese, try dying SOMETHING blue!! XD! mikey you are so rad! dude, you gotz to tryz itz!!! teehee!!
Yeah i get that a lot... =) It was purdy jenious to replace Leo's katanas with balloons huh??? Ive hidden them where he'll never find them...on Donnie's workshop lab table! haha its brilliyant...im so gonna need a tat after this! =D
Wonder if i could replace Raph's raph's weapons with carrots? nah no good..he'd just pound my shell with his .. not again!! I think i'll just go replace Donnie's staff with a giant hotdog bun or something..
Sweet pranks and jokes bros! Im like so diggin it...you all are in the horse..i mean howse..house.. you know what i mean. So like the other day I got Leo purdy good!
Ok so like there was this Marathon of Space heroes the other night and Leo was like all pumped about it. SO i put like black tape on the remote sesnorizer things and on the tv things ya know the things that turn the TV on (donnie taught me that). SO when Leo tried to turn it on it wouldn't work! He was like in a panic! It was hilarious..he missed like half the marathon and then i burst out laughing!!!
He was sooo shelled off and grabbed his katanas, and said " Your gonna regret that mikey" or whatever. But hah..oh its too good.. he had grabbed balloon swords. WHY you ask?? Because im so awesomely prepared like that!! ahhaa im a genious.