Hey Dudes, Mikey here with some awesome jokes and pranks so funny you'll laugh your shell off! I'll post new ones every week but for now here are a few about the best thing in the world.. PIZZA!
Oh and if you have any fun, clean jokes or pranks feel free to post em here.
-MIKEY OUT
Q:Why did the turtles want to start a pizza restaurant?
A: They wanted to make some dough! hahahahah..oh that's good.
Q:Donnie hates pineapple, but i ordered a pizza with it away. Can you guess what he gave me?
A: A PIZZA his mind! hhahaha oh im too much!
Q:What does an aardvark like on its pizza?
A: ANT-chovies! haha... anyone? sigh...
Mikey i didnt really mean to say your jokes are boring there really funny your my fav turtle and i remember the time when you posted a day when april told you that joke you didnt really get and i ment to say that about april's joke not your and i sorta,kinnda,a lot really like you i'm sorry i need to be careful of what i type again sorry. victoria
hahahaha camoose..haha!! I have no idea what that is but its hilarious!!! OH and no i dont remember your gopher joke...gopher it! hahhha get it go for (gopher!) lol
MIKEY
gonna post all i've got now
*tease them about their crush
*smell their hair (sorry Mikey.. that one's not available for turtles.
*give them stupid nicknames
*sing annoying, catchy songs
* squeal like a girl whenever you are excited (no offense to girls, considering I am one)
*be better at them at every thing (already mastered that one)
*keep talking about the same thing nonstop
*tell someone you like something better than him that he loves
*crack up at your own jokes.
*ride your bike on your neighbor's newly cut lawn
that's all.... i think
-Ninja101 out
(P.S. I do not know who larkspara really is... how did that rumor get around? Do u know larkspara.
'ello again
*talk in annoying accents
* be a teachers pet
*pay more attention to their cat or dog than you do to them.
*read their diary without permission
*listen to your MP3 instead of them... better yet sing aloud... keeps getting better, sing off key.
hand loose
-Ninja101 out
back with more....
*repeat everything they say
* use annoying text chat in every conversation
*use sarcasm... always
*read 101 Ways to Bud Your Friends and Enemies... really helps.
*imitate them.. imitate them badly
more to come
-Ninja101 out
Told ya' more was coming, and here it is..
*when your sensai ask a question, point to your friend and "say ______ knows the answer!"
*snitch food off their plate when they are not looking.
*Ask annoying, persistent questions all the time.
*draw weird or cutesy stuff on their stuff to embarrass them.
*give them the silent treatment
more to come
-Ninja101 out
Pranks/Jokes/Ways to get your head punched in by Raph:
*Sneeze all over their yummy food so only you van eat it.
*Hum or whistle under your breath when they are trying to concentrate.
*get a piece of paper and write gullible on it then tape it to the ceiling. tell someone "someone wrote gullible on the ceiling. *most* people do not fall for it. when you finally get them to look up, they will notice you tricked them. (learned from my awesome teacher Mr.Dieteker.)
Try them Mikey, just don't blame me if it really works. More to come soon,
Ninja101 out
Ok yah know what we should have a joke-athon. 10 days of nonstop joking and pranking! Funm clean, and awesome kay? I may live in a sewer but my jokes don't stink like one! ;)
Ok so here goes my first few!
Q: what side of the chicken mutant has the most feathers?
A: THE OUTSIDE! hahha
Q: What side of the barn did the rooster lay the egg?
A: Roosters dont lay eggs! Donnie taught me that one!! I still dont get it.
Q: Ok so I found something awesome that's brown and sticky..can you guess what it is??
A: A STICK! HAHAHAH gotcha didn't I you were thinking something gross..
The joke and Prank Tank has left the base and its on a roll!! BOOYAKASHA Mikey is outa here!
Mikey, you must must must must must stick Raph's hand in a bowl of warm water while he's sleeping I know, i'm really inmature, but it's so hilarious.
Get Donnie and April under the mistletoe next christmas. have April help put up the lights, have something happen where Donnie and April are tangled in the Christmas lights under the mistletoe. No escape!!! >:3
Replace Leo's katana with rubber Katana and Raph's sai with rubber sai. Also make sure you have a place to hide to keep away from leo and raph once they realize their weapons have been switched.
replace the toothpaste with mayo. believe me when i tell you, it's one of the grossest things ever.
Paint Spike pink. (raph will pummell you for it, but it'll be hilarious, right?)
Break the tv. No more spaceheroes!!! (hide from leo)
My jokes??? Boring??? Ok you've been hanging out with raph or something?? You got some better funnies than Dr. Prankenstein?? lay it on me man!! let's see whatcha got!
MIKEY
Hey dudes,
Sorry i havn't posted in awhile! Stuffs been crazzzyyy around here. I miss Leatherhead sooo much! He was an ok dude, ya know?
Anyways Im still aprankin, its what the big scaley would have wanted.
Ok so have you ever had the problem where you don't finish your favorite can of soda so you leave it in the fridge for later! but them someome comes and drinks it and you are completely OUT??? you have you say?? good you know how I feel then.. so here's what I did. I drank a whole can of my fav soda and then i replaced it with pickle juice...its the same color! and then i staked out behind the couch and waited for my prey. pretty soon i hear a huge Gagging sound!! Its Raph!! he drank my soda! I knew it the Liar! haah but I sure showed him!!
Mikey,slenderman is a tall guy with no face in a tux.taller than donnie!he lives and the woods and...well you don't want to know.ah great now i sound like donnie.well bye!
1.Unscrew the salt shaker
2.Put glue on the doorway of you BROTHERS bedroom floor
3.Put Salt in the toothpaste container.
4.Get a not funny comic book and replace the cover with Raphs old one and give it to him!
5.Say self distruct on your brothers T-Phone's and give it to them!
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